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  • 642 points CuddleBear167

    The fact that dude literally started to just strut away not realizing he straight up just shot someone.

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    266 points Steve0512

    Yes he did! And was lifting up to fire more shots until he looked back and saw what he did.

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    204 points Fauked

    I notice that a lot in these videos, even when no one gets shot. They can't handle the recoil with one hand, quickly turn around or act like they meant for the weapon to flail around like they are too cool to lose control of the gun lol.

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    68 points AreallysuperdarkELF

    It amazes me to see so many people attempting this. Some are really good at it and have no problem. Others, it's like their arm turns to a wet noodle. I think they're all unbelievably stupid.

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    4 points Invaderjay87

    There’s also literally no reason to do it. It’s like if you thought playing Russian Roulette looked cool. Not really worth the flair.

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    30 points BobusCesar

    The difference between 5,45 and 7,62.

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    42 points binderclip95

    I don’t think anyone on earth can control 7.62 one-handed coming out of any rifle, let alone a fucking stockless, full-auto AK. I don’t know what they expect. Morons.

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    14 points dabbean

    Yeah it takes some pretty insane levels of grip strength. I'm sure someone can. Jason mamoa comes to mind since I saw him canvas a 5.11 overhang once and given his body weight makes that pretty insane grip strength.

    Edit: Its a climbing reference. After hitting post I realized a lot of people wouldn't get the reference.

    He basically climbed inside of a cave on the ceiling, not using feet, on a really difficult climb with tiny hand holds.

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    2 points Cranky_Windlass

    Ah, Scott at Kentucky ballistics probably could. He shoots a 4 bore pistol one handed.

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    64 points wk226

    He literally shot the groom at wedding

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    31 points dabbean

    Quickest widow ever.

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    13 points Striking_Stable_235

    He did it on purpose lol

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    12 points Headless_herseman

    “Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame…”

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  • 1110 points Common_Nerve6056

    I swear I’ve seen half a dozen videos exactly like this…

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    566 points ganymede_boy

    Plot twist: they're all wearing gunshot head wound bandages.

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    66 points linguini_12

    I had no reason to chuckle at this. Good one

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    78 points Killersavage

    I’m wondering about all the ones that don’t get recorded.

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    81 points randomdud500

    You think at one point they would stop doing it fr.

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    11 points GordoBlue

    Ikr. How long does it take to learn to stop playing with guns as sound makers.

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    15 points Foreign_Incident5083

    Or at least stop being a bystander

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    2 points Due_Marsupial_969

    Last man standing is when it'll happen.

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    11 points P_A_W_S_TTG

    Bro, I swear they're removing themselves from the gene pool.

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    2 points Suspicious_Place1270

    not really, they are removing others from the gene pool

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    2 points HornyPhrog

    It’s hilarious to me that there are literally dozens of videos exactly like this.

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  • 495 points GIF76

    That’s a lot of blood 🩸

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    276 points kingdom_tarts

    Yeah he gone.

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    110 points SATerp

    The poor guy. He started the day telling his brother, "I heard I'm getting the Blue Garland Award. Do you KNOW how much nooky I'm gonna be getting?"

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    52 points kingdom_tarts

    Well he deff got fucked...just not in the way he expected.

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    6 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    5 points ProblemLongjumping12

    He did in fact day as per the description given in another post of this same incident.

    And the fucking moron who killed him eas his own brother.

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    27 points nilo_ds

    Shoes on, he's alright

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    23 points hereformemes222

    He’s dead jim

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    33 points The_DaHowie

    No coming back from that, for sure 

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    17 points ultraplusstretch

    Yup he is fucked.

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    13 points Apprehensive-Pea5212

    Looks like he got shot in the neck

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    3 points mrapplewhite

    Tourniquet time fellas

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    15 points SecretPersonality178

    It’ll stop soon.

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    3 points dabbean

    Several shots across the chest tends to leak quite a bit. Dude probably died right after the video ended.

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  • 351 points mykehawksaverage

    r/WorstAid everybody putting their hand on him ought to help with a gunshot wound.

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    45 points FranklinCognito

    Was it a him? I thought it was grandma or something.

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    77 points PresidentFungi

    I think it was the groom

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    87 points mak112112

    Being shot at your own wedding is some top tier bad luck.

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    80 points Specialist_Movie_992

    It is. Too bad accidents like this are unpreventable

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    2 points TranscendentaLobo

    Sadly, there’s nothing ANYONE could have done. 😔/s seriously though, they’ll probably say is was Gods will or something. I try to be understanding of religious faith, but when it gets to that level, it’s just infuriating.

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    19 points snip23

    I remember one video where a guy got shot in his own wedding, the handgun was his own, which he gave to his friend for celebratory firing.

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    16 points purplemtnslayer

    I remember one on here not too long ago where a kid killed his dad with his dad's gun at a wedding. The person taking the video was obviously filming because the toddler was playing with the gun. Unbelievable.

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    3 points FranklinCognito

    I saw that one here many moons ago.

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    12 points _yetifeet

    They misinterpreted the term shotgun wedding

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    3 points Radiant_Heron_2572

    This feels very far from bad luck. This feels like institutionalised idiocy, with depressingly unsurprising consequences.

    Bad luck would be the groom insisting that this doesn't occur at their wedding, only to be hit by a falling bullet from this celebration.

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    3 points A_Cat_Typingg

    Or some seriously ironic bullet dodging

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    2 points Captain_Pink_Pants

    Being shot at your own wedding is some top tier bad luck.

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    3 points mykehawksaverage

    I honestly can't tell.

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    16 points ADIDAS247

    Well, when the nearest hospital is probably 300km away, infection isn’t high on the list of concern.

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    13 points Steve0512

    The exit wound would be the size of a golf ball so this party will be over soon.

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    4 points ReadingLurkerdude

    well atleast the bride go an extra day of Peace.....

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    2 points Aptosauras

    The bride might be in the tent. I counted at least two bullets go into it, so there could be more victims.

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    [removed]

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    3 points gbritneyspearsc

    imbeciles.... people just standing there like ''oh are you ok buddy''

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  • 259 points rabidbunny91

    All the stuff around the persons neck makes me think they’re the one being “celebrated” at this gathering…

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    91 points STFUnicorn_

    Congratulations! Oops we shot you!

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    41 points WorldsWorstFather

    Welp, there's going to be another gathering in his honor real soon...

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  • 109 points ketamineandkebabs

    That was a short wedding

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    54 points chucklin

    "till death do you part ... oh never mind"

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    8 points ketamineandkebabs

    Father of the bride?

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  • 103 points Corner_Post

    This reports it occurred on 28 Nov 25 with the groom shoot by his brother. It occurred in Amdirib, Baatha, Chad.

    https://www.facebook.com/arfsBlog/photos/-tchad-a-man-was-killed-on-his-wedding-day-by-a-festive-shooting-of-his-brother-/1406628860827356/?set=a.311862840303969

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    26 points samsonizzle

    Damn that's awful...

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    49 points umheywaitdude

    These are not smart people. When people are handling guns like that, all the smart people have left a long time ago.

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    10 points Corner_Post

    Don’t know history of Chad but hopefully they left. In many countries, during communist and religious purges, anyone intelligent and their families were massacred (including teachers, judges, etc.). Otherwise many are trapped and beholden to idiots - like Afghanistan.

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    3 points glenn765

    Festive shootings are my favorite kind!

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  • 282 points SurviveDaddy

    At least it wasn’t a kid, this time. They do that shit at kids birthday parties, all the time.

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    51 points ripley1875

    At least it wasn’t a kid shooting their dad this time, too.

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    4 points MOJOixSOxiDOPE

    Im curious to see both vids

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    19 points ripley1875

    NSFL

    https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/sc80z0/dad_let_me_try_also/

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    7 points MOJOixSOxiDOPE

    WOW

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    5 points Professional-Bed-173

    Darwin via child.

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    3 points SomnambulisticTaco

    It was the groom at his own wedding :(

    I get your point though.

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  • 55 points greenmonkey48

    Why is the person dressed special?? A wedding??

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    53 points PresidentFungi

    Ya I think he was the groom

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    31 points ijwgwh

    Was

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  • 19 points Limp_Donut5337

    I wonder what happens to the shooter afterwards. I mean it’s a stupid accident by nature but will everyone shrug and invite him to the next fest or what consequences will the be

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    10 points aft_punk

    Plot twist: This is the fourth time he’s shot a groom at a wedding.

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    5 points ShitLordOfTheRings

    Well, everybody is already there for a wedding, and the bride has to marry someone.

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  • 15 points housevil

    We need to introduce fireworks to these cultures that use live ammunition as celebratory noise-makers. We could save some lives.

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    9 points Nicodemus888

    Instead of dead people there would be a lot of noodly hands out there, but I suppose that’s an improvement.

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    2 points lord_nuker

    Yeah, think about the damage they would have done with access to explosives instead 😂

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  • 44 points No_Boysenberry2167

    If only there were some way to prevent such a tragedy. /s

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    7 points aft_punk

    This seems like something more guns would fix.

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    4 points Nicodemus888

    Why are you being downvoted. Do people really need that infantile, condescending /s to be able to see glaringly obvious sarcasm because their brains have turned to mush?

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    3 points No_Boysenberry2167

    You'd be suprised how many people here can't recognize sarcasm and will attack another over the resulting 'offense'.

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  • 11 points TomatilloUnlucky3763

    Was that the man of the hour? Looks like the shindig was for him. That sucks.

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  • 54 points ColdOn3Cob

    Mighty drunk behavior from a culture that doesn't allow alcohol

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    12 points VAiSiA

    under influence. they dont need drink

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  • 37 points AlternativeTie4738

    In what countries do they do shit like this? Is it just written of as gods will or why do they never learn that guns are dangerous?

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    18 points CriticalMochaccino

    "Is it just written as God's will?" Yup!

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    8 points Dirtysandddd

    2 years ago on New Year’s Eve I was living in a rough area in America, like 5 or more of my neighbors dumped full magazines of automatic/switched glocks or whatever else off in the air/ground. This does seem to be more prevalent in Arab countries from the videos I’ve seen.

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    20 points ohnomynono

    People are dangerous. Guns are paperweights without people to pull the trigger.

    Unless we're talking about the P320

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    2 points pipebombplot

    Unrelated but isn't it funny how everything that seems to be numbered 320 has failed recently? First the guns started going off then the planes needed to activate windows

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    [removed]

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    8 points scrotalrugae

    Low IQ...

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    5 points OrganizationLower611

    it's usually people who are lacking education rather than "countries" being responsible.

    I don't think it's a matter of knowing if a gun can kill, they absolutely know it can and will more than those in the west, but because the person involved is complacent (never taught strict discipline with guns), they are more prone to being reckless.

    that said, any country for example with strict rigorous driver safety, you will still get some portion of the population wanting to show off, be that driving fast, spinning wheels etc, no different with guns unfortunately

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  • 19 points catsec36

    Looks like a throat shot. He’s dead.

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    26 points Steve0512

    Yes, or upper left chest above the lung. He dropped down more slowly than if it was a shot to the throat. Either way with that gun the exit wound is the size of a golf ball so this party will be ending in about two minutes. Better load up on appetizers.

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    3 points catsec36

    Well, that escalated quickly.

    At first, I thought it was a heart shot. But either option is totally viable. Either way, wherever that bullet went, it wasn’t good. This guy died within a minute or two with that much blood loss. Like you said, that exit wound is gnarly. It’s one thing to be an idiot with a 9mm, but it’s definitely next level idiocy to be an idiot with 7.62x39mm.

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  • 9 points Zappypie13

    I’m always curious what happens to the shooter when he murders someone

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    4 points bt65

    In this case he probably get the wife of the man he killed

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  • 6 points skinlab77

    How would they know who did it?

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    5 points toastthebread

    Here hold this for me. I gotta take a leak like right now.

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  • 6 points HurriKurtCobain

    That person for sure just met their end.

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  • 5 points Livid-Technology-396

    Whew. At least they kept recording so the rest of us can see.

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  • 6 points justfirfunsies

    Sorry I chuckled…

    Something about the way the gold flew off him it looked like sonic the hedgehog just got smoked…

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    [removed]

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  • 5 points Bronze_Meme

    Legal murder?

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  • 5 points tuco2002

    They wear white to quickly identify who got hit. It's easier than telling everyone about gun safety.

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  • 6 points snakebite75

    The entire middle east needs to take gun safety training courses.

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  • 15 points ac2cvn_71

    Absolutely NO ONE can control a full auto AK with 1 hand!! FFS!

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    12 points Ducktruck_OG

    No one yet, just gotta keep up this tradition for a few hundred years to weed out the weak.

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  • 3 points Th3P3rf3ctPlanz

    At least they all wore white so it was easy to see.

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  • 3 points Jimrodsdisdain

    Point blank.

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  • 5 points Next_Intern_688

    To color of that blood, I can smell this video through my phone. Dude was gone before he hit his knees

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  • 3 points WorshipTheVoid

    Why did that man shoot that Hawaiian Christmas tree?

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  • 4 points Melioidozer

    Bodily injury? Try death. Oof, that’s a lot of blood. I’d be shocked to learn he didn’t die.

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    4 points PrintYour2A

    Bright red, he's dead

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  • 4 points X0nfus3d

    The KKK is hella confused nowadays

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  • 3 points armenhammer905

    Good thing he's already wearing gauze

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  • 12 points Dooks_fr

    Man.. have I just witnessed the murder of a Xmas tree ?

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  • 7 points TooLittleMSG

    Jesus Christ this is so fucking stupid. I like guns and can't imagine doing this bullshit.

    This stupid motherfucker gonna walk away like he didn't just see himself pump 7.62 into his boy point blank

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  • 6 points JesseTheEnby

    I normally dont like saying other peoples cultural practices are stupid. Thats generally a very close minded thing to say.

    But I think firing automatic weapons in the air at pretty much any kind of celebration is an exception. That is extremely stupid.

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  • 3 points Axiom1100

    That party’s shot to shit

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  • 3 points PN143

    Just keep touching him, he'll be fine

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  • 3 points lootsauger

    Who was it? Could have been anyone of them.

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  • 3 points Troyassaurus

    That’s one way to ruin a pajama party I guess

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  • 3 points Rob_Marc

    Well . . . At least it's already wrapped up . . . I guess.

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  • 3 points OkBoysenberry1975

    Belongs here

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  • 3 points t3lnet

    What do you mean you shouldn’t fire high powered rifles with one hand and no support?!?

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  • 3 points Omwtfub_694204307

    He knew he hit him, he tried to walk away casually acting like he didn’t know what he just did.

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  • 3 points yorgunustad

    Damn he quite literally executed the groom.

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  • 3 points dajoemanED

    Must be a blessing to not live in this culture.

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  • 3 points Individual-Wind-7547

    Natural selection

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  • 3 points Much_Replacement8773

    I like how confetti appears to shoot out of him when he gets hit.

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    3 points Not_Too_Happy

    That's the loot he drops.

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  • 3 points Specific_Buy

    If only they had some kind of gauze to put in the hole to help stop the bleeding.

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  • 3 points IanDLacy

    Dummies? More like mummies. At least he already has the gauze on his wound.

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  • 5 points Angry_Owl_96

    Bro folded like Jeremy from Smiling Friends

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  • 5 points Tr3wN8ive_9537

    Every time I see a group of these guys, 9/11 times I know two things are going to happen: someone's arms can't handle the automatic fire and then someone gets shot.

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  • 2 points JayCod01

    Just walk it off.

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  • 2 points natural-situation420

    Was that the bride?

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  • 2 points Its-A-dogs_life

    What are we celebrating today?……….. your funeral

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  • 2 points SATerp

    "Walk it off, Ahmed."

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  • 2 points J00G0LD

    It looked like the party was for him too. I guess the other guy planned his funeral and not birthday...

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  • 2 points mmw1000

    Took it like a champ

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  • 2 points DatBobbyDeMarco

    Not a single brain cell was used that day

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  • 2 points RexMexicanorum

    Yeah, I think Raheem won’t make it

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  • 2 points Commercial-Option455

    What’s up with them and their aks

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  • 2 points cabezatuck

    Blasts the guest of honor, tries to walk away like no one notices.

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  • 2 points Crush-N-It

    Is anyone else finding this funny asf??? It’s this dudes big day and he gets popped three times unnecessarily. And this is a tradition? Did he not read the directions?

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    2 points Not_Too_Happy

    Of course.  

    He even explodes in shiny coins. 

    How many of them have seen this happen, before?  Do the hosts tell people, "Ok, no more shooting" after this stuff happens? Maybe someone takes their gun back from somebody else in view of the widow, but drops an old-world wink to indicate, "It's cool. You'll get it back once she's gone".  Was there a wedding shower where they floated the idea of no guns?   Whoopsie-daisy

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    2 points Crush-N-It

    lol.

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  • 2 points SrRoundedbyFools

    Don’t tell mom. You’re okay, you’re okay, don’t tell mom.

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  • 2 points Billy_Bones59

    Straight to the heart

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  • 2 points Impossible-Sky4256

    r/darwinawards

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  • 2 points joeyvesh13

    We need bandag… forget it.

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  • 2 points tequilalv

    They're easily startled but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers.

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  • 2 points DaikonNo9207

    How can they be this stupid?!

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  • 2 points lAmTheREALBlackAdder

    Come on buddy, don't be so dramatic! Let's walk it off!

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  • 2 points HighCons

    Durka Durka. Allah, haka, Sherpa sherpa

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  • 2 points NiagaraCanuck

    I'd like to say a generalization about this video but I got banned on another sub because of a similar comment.. so I won't say it, but I'd ask you to use your imagination as to what I would say.. Lol

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  • 2 points 0live_r

    He’s off to collect his virgins

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  • 2 points samf9999

    How is it in these places they barely have enough to eat, but somehow manage to get their hands on unlimited ammunition and guns?

    Btw - That idiot could’ve easily taken out the entire wedding party, the way he was swinging that around.

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  • 2 points Geometric_Frequency

    Sliced him with the AK. It won’t be long now..

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  • 2 points jesus4pron

    "He wasn't wearing that much red befor... oh".

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  • 2 points Mrtoyhead

    That is bright red artery blood. 🩸

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  • 2 points Truecrimeauthor

    There goes the party.

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  • 2 points SnooKiwis2460

    So sad. Can’t imagine being gunned down at your own wedding by your brother…. Don’t tell me the odds. r/WhatAreTheOdds

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  • 2 points Nonkel_Jef

    Who knew guns were so dangerous?

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  • 2 points GunKnight83

    On the up side you can easily slip into the crowd and disappear

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  • 3 points itsok2bewyt

    the blaster marks on the ground are "too accurate for Sand People" and "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"

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  • 4 points lardoni

    Love the way the shooter pretends like nothing happened!….Thinks if he don’t look it will all go away!

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  • 3 points MerpoB

    I'll never understand this culture. Don't think I really want to.

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  • 4 points mvrck-23

    So... are they going to behead the shooter as punishment?

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    19 points GrandPriapus

    No, but since his sister-in-law is now a widow, he has to marry her.

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    4 points ImpressionPretty2309

    So it was on purpose accident?

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    5 points john_w_dulles

    i don't know if this is accurate or propaganda, but according to this arabic news site:

    A video documented the moment a groom belonging to the Rapid Support Forces militia in Chad was killed after being hit by a gunshot that came out “by mistake” during his wedding celebration... leading to the outbreak of immediate clashes between his family and the family of the person who caused the shooting. Informed sources revealed that the incident escalated into widespread armed clashes between the two sides, involving elements of the Rapid Support Forces militia originating from South Darfur, resulting in the death of about 57 people and the injury of others, amid a state of tension and resentment in the region.

    there are many recent reports about the clashes and the 57 deaths, one example:

    Informed sources revealed that 57 members of the Rapid Support Forces militia, originating from South Darfur, were killed during violent clashes that broke out between the family of a groom killed in a shooting incident circulated via a video clip, and the family of the killer, in an area within the state of Chad.

    The sources explained that the clashes that began in the wake of the incident quickly developed into widespread armed confrontations, in which elements of the Rapid Support Forces participated, resulting in a large number of deaths and injuries, amid a state of tension and social unrest.

    This development reveals the extent of the conflict beyond Sudan’s borders, where social disputes have turned into bloody confrontations, demonstrating the extent of the division and tension that accompanies the presence of the Rapid Support Forces in the region. (source)

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  • 3 points _theDaftDev_

    What a great culture

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  • 2 points Ericbc7

    It has nothing to do with education - it’s all about a firm belief that god’s will is incontrovertible. God wanted groom dead, groom dies, insha Allah.

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  • 2 points Swolar_Eclipse

    Lemme guess: it was the victim’s wedding. The one-handed, loose-wristed indiscriminate firing of fully automatic firearms seems to be a popular way to celebrate (and die) in several mid-east countries. Maybe they should try party poppers or festive balloons instead.

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    6 points SouthPoleofJinx

    What I can find on this video says it was Amdirib in Chad, so central Africa not the middle east. The idiotic "spray gunfire wildly around in celebration" thing seems to happen in quite a few places. They look like maybe Toubou so this could end up being settled with some blood money from the shooter. His body language did convey more of a "Damn this screws up the rest of my day and it's going to cost me plenty!" than an "OH SHIT, I JUST KILLED SOMEONE!" attitude.

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  • 1 points FranklinCognito

    Holy shit! They killed grandma!

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  • 1 points hobbylobbyrickybobby

    Just use two hands man lol

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    2 points SubstantialLine9709

    How about don’t shoot in the middle of a crowd to begin with?

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  • 1 points foxehkins

    I see this happen so often but does anything happen to the person who killed the other person? Or is it just business as usual?

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  • 1 points foxehkins

    Patting him on the back like "are you ok man?"

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  • 1 points Queasy-Combination12

    Zero first aid

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  • 1 points Finster39

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Sly69712

    I airways arrived what the aftermath to these things are, is there a punishment for the person or do they just say sorry about your luck and move on with life?

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  • 1 points ardesofmiche

    That much blood that quickly without a medical facility nearby is not good…

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  • 1 points Away-Wolverine5987

    Gg

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