Yesterday after work I came home to a clogged toilet. My bf has an obese louse of a child whose mother won’t stop feeding it despite it being 50 pounds heavier than a normal child it’s age. Their shits are so big they don’t flush. Crotch goblins mom gets it out with her hands and gloves when she can’t break it up to flush. I went to the hardware store and got an auger, drain cleaner and new plunger since I broke mine trying to unclog my toilet- having to piss the whole time. 30.00 later I’m struggling to get it clear and cussing the whole time. I can’t hate it enough. I want nothing to do with it. I avoid it at all costs and luckily it doesn’t come around much. Fat Ass slob of a mother insisted it come to my apartment after a doctors visit for constipation. She didn’t want to deal with it so dropped it off with my partner who then did nothing about it and left it for me to deal with after a tough day. Solidifies why I cannot let this relationship last much longer. I just needed to vent.
I’m sorry but I’m laughing my ass off 💀💀💀
That’s too much. You’re not his parent. Let the parents deal with him.
That's terrible and clearly your relationship can't continue because of this fuck trophy. That sucks. I also hate kids and never dated people with kids because I didn't want to deal. I finally met my husband when I was 35. I wouldn't say he hates kids, but he also doesn't want any. Thank god! He was worth waiting for! Married 12 years now!
What do you do that's fun? Besides s*ex, travelling and work?
You really think people have no life and nothing to do unless they have a screaming toddler or two to carry around?? Bless your heart.
I mean I travel the world, experience new cultures, new food and rent my properties. I don't have a full time job and I don't have kids but I don't think i really want to as I feel like it'll ruin the fun and joy of travelling. I'd love to have kids but if they were 5 years and older. I don't do good early mornings 😅 plus I'm a deep sleeper so if the house got on fire I'm dead. Plus if someone broke into my house I'd completely sleep through it.
I thought I hated kids. Now I really fucking hate those monsters.
My sisters son is also overweight for his age. My sister is in complete and utter denial despite me telling her multiple times that his diet is horrible. Hes extremely spoiled and bad mannered. He will only eat sweets, drink chocolate milk or eat noodles. I have given up at this point. But yet she complains to me and others almost daily. She doesn't do anything to change. I think he will grow up to be entitled and certainly will have weight issues. Its sad.
Ugh this makes me hate my obese step daughter even more! I can’t take much more and I’m so sorry you’re going through his shit (literally)!
Cut them loose. I’m way happier now, it’s worth it.
I can’t wait till I’m able to!
Ew! Fat sloppy kids are even worse than regular kids!!! I have a nephew on my wife’s side. He’s 10 he’s so fat. And everywhere we go he tries to order like so much food and the most expensive thing on the menu!’n we took out niece (who is like neglected at home )and him (spoiled and fat and a big fuckin baby. ) for boba! And he ordered a fucking meal before I could tell him no I was in bathroom and my wife said she’s pay. So fuck it. But he is just like thinks it’s cool to eat a lot cause his dumb parents (in-laws) say oh he’s gonna be so big. Gonna be a football player. Like no he’s gonna be a fat lazy pig baby.
Fuckin kids!!!
I am dealing with the same exact thing lol. My boyfriend daughter is so big and spoiled while the other one is a cry baby, I'm talking about her whins sound like a siren going off and it makes my hair fall out. She is always begging for food "Please can I have more please". Her stomach hangs over to the point where she has to hold it and she struggles to do everything, it just breaks my heart. The mom is a fat slob that doesn't take baths and keeps her house dirty and smelly. I think my boyfriend had gotten so used to being around her, I catch him being dirty also. This is a deal breaker for me, I can't do this any longer. As a parent shouldn't you care about your child?
Constipation as a kid? Wtf is the child eating?! Cheetos?!
This is why I NEVER even considered dating a guy with kids! Hard no for me.
2 of my arch enemies, children and shit. Nope, I wouldn't be taking care of it let alone sticking around.
Lol, her hands? Your house doesn't have a poop knife? JK I deal with grown ass adults like this who would clog a Porto john if they could get inside.
I honestly feel bad for the kid to.
Break up w him
We split years ago.
I would say don’t ask for consent. Amiright fellas?
I suggest you buy the kid a lifetime membership to the local buffet. I mean this is the r/IHateKids sub, yeah? Don't be shy about it.
People don't seem to remember when they where the awkward little guy looking around the world for the first time and have instead descended into lunacy
Also fathers fault completely
Jesus christ 💀 I really fucking feel for you x
lol I’m sorry but I’m laughing a bit at this..anyway tell the beasts parent of whom you date to go to Home Depot and get one of those orange buckets..have the obese monkey use that and have its parent dispose of it not in your plumbing..that’s my advice anyway lol
I couldn't agree with you more. It sounds like a vile disgusting thing that you shouldn't have to deal with . I's it if enough
Did you really call a kid and "it"? Look kids are annoying but calling them an IT is a bit far
I would say kick it but it's as heavy as a boulder
Props to you lasting this long! If i was you of find someone without a leach. Theres plenty out there! Go for it, sod that poo producer!
Confucius say constipated Chinese man have Hung Chow. Constipated mathematician work it out with pencil.