Why Mac’s an alpha
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  • 37 points onebradmutha

    He's so much of a man that a woman is not enough to satisfy him.

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    20 points horsepire

    He’s a twank versatile, no one would be able to satisfy him

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    3 points uncle_dan_

    Is twank different than twunk

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  • 33 points wizardrous

    “It’s dominant because he finished first, and then he allowed Eduardo to finish.”

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  • 27 points ReticulatedPasta

    You win sex with a man

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    21 points Constant-Box-7898

    That's as straight as it gets!

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    34 points Excellent_Score_7315

    https://preview.redd.it/liro2kfnb19g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc11d5e73191300c11d09e67f838854df3228c56

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  • 17 points Curious-Antelope6171

    It's only about the dominance

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    15 points unsilent_bob

    He's a power bottom - he generates most of the power.

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    5 points Prince_Scorpion

    Does speed have something to do with it?

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    11 points Willis050

    Speed has everything to do with it

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    7 points Tangletoe

    How is it dominant if they completed on each other?

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  • 18 points _NightmareKingGrimm_

    https://i.redd.it/39vsmh25919g1.gif

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    2 points Howiepenguin

    I love a good cross reference.

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    3 points slowro

    Fill in the gap for me homie. Arrested development?

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    3 points Hedgehog_Capable

    30 Rock

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    2 points Howiepenguin

    Yes. I've made a huge mistake.

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  • 16 points Disco_Ninjas_

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  • 12 points DMVCouple1317

    See, Ive tried to explain to people why Im more alpha by banging dudes, but this nails it. Project Badass all night long.

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  • 9 points Difficult_Ad2864

    So I see that andrew Tate is a big fan of the show

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    2 points fernatic19

    Who knew some people would take the show as a guide book

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  • 8 points Direlion

    Two dudes getting married, that doesn’t seem very gay.

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    5 points BeerStein_Collector

    Honestly Mac just needs to go back in the closet it was way funnier when he was.

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    2 points Direlion

    Eh I think it was a long arc so it’d be difficult to ever go back in the closet.

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    2 points BeerStein_Collector

    I know. I own season 1-10 I re watch them constantly. Him in the closet early on is peak humor. He bangs the tranny in season I think 2 maybe even 1 so it’s been an ongoing gag

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    2 points Direlion

    Carmen and Mac get together in S1 iirc

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    2 points BeerStein_Collector

    Nice

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  • 5 points Custrdw4lrus

    Not his lover, his prison bitch

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  • 5 points 50FtQueenie__

    https://i.redd.it/e69rncxx519g1.gif

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    3 points DMVCouple1317

    Hey, how did she know about my baby dick? I only bang dudes alpha style!

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  • 5 points bemeandnotyou

    https://preview.redd.it/j8tjnremf19g1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=212a0e6f7a6a2b46831a855033eec11b174ec234

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    1 points Miserable_Wave4895

    The ole dick twist!

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  • 5 points RobertC_98

    HE’S HAD ORGASMS! HE’S HAD TONS OF ORGASMS! HE’S HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOOOM DUUUDE HE WILL STRANGLE YOU HE-WILL-STICK-HIS-GOD-DAMN-THUMB-THROUGH YOUR EEEYE!

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  • 4 points buck_angel_food

    That’s the way I see it but I just like that man ass and a good handful of love

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  • 8 points RaEndymionStillLives

    They should have Denis and Mac have sex and Mac returning to the closet

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  • 3 points Miserable_Wave4895

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  • 2 points 4991jv

    I’d be a top that’s for sure.

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  • 2 points hardspank916

    But he got peed on twice at the zoo.

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  • 2 points Themajor13

    I see you’ve applied the Andrew Tate philosophy. It’s a bold move, let’s see how it works out for you.

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