Ain’t that the truth
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  • 268 points EducationalQuiet1

    For a second I thought it was a map or something and I don't know why lol

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    32 points Molkwi

    Same 😭

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    29 points clovis_227

    r/MapPorn

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    9 points FrouFrouLastWords

    r/MapsWithoutNewZealand

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    1 points BerGames123456

    r/ofcoursethatsasub

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    13 points Immediate_Theory8210

    i thought it was a timeline

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    2 points PlatinumDust324

    Same

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  • 737 points ecktt

    Tell that to porn actors.

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    514 points m4cksfx

    Well, there was one who tried a horse.

    He died.

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    226 points EverTheDungeonMaster

    Mr Hands

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    87 points SosugBiskit

    Washington represent!

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    57 points SimPilotAdamT

    I find it amusing how Enumclaw is most known for the Boeing engineer who got fucked to death by a horse

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    8 points LeCapraGrande

    Excuse me, what?!?

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    15 points SimPilotAdamT

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

    A Boeing engineer got fucked to death by a horse

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    4 points LeCapraGrande

    Excuse me, *what?!?***

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    3 points SimPilotAdamT

    A BOEING ENGINEER GOT FUCKED TO DEATH BY A HORSE

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

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    7 points Chaardvark11

    Boeing quality control really went down after that huh

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    2 points Scratch-eanV2

    r/BeatMeToIt

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    93 points FUCKITIMPOSTING

    I don't think he was an actor. He was just doing it for the love of the game

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    48 points r4o2n0d6o9

    Wasn’t he a Boeing engineer? Or was that the jar guy?

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    20 points quadruple_b

    there have been multiple people. the Boeing engineer and Mr hands are two separate people who both fucked horses.

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    22 points SimPilotAdamT

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case#:~:text=Kenneth%20Pinyan%20had%20worked%20for%20Boeing%20for%20eight%20years

    Nope the guy who got fucked to death was the Boeing engineer

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    82 points nathanbum06237

    He

    Horse

    https://preview.redd.it/3capkht1596g1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cc65939762ac641d9f85a52c5cd8069d9c0308

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    29 points twelfthoracle

    He horse too big for he godamn ass

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    3 points Aware-Tailor7117

    Is this where ‘dead ads’ originated?

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    1 points lornlynx89

    He-haw!

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    35 points Crafty-Photograph-18

    Skill issue

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    8 points DEFINITELYnotArobots

    No, that's beyond skill issue. For it to be skill issue, must be skill first.

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    10 points mulekitobrabod

    Weak

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    3 points misconduxt

    he ?

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    3 points whyamihere999

    The horse died?!??

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    1 points lornlynx89

    Yes, he gripped it to death. 😔

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    3 points sunnysocal20

    He killed a horse??🤨

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    10 points m4cksfx

    Nope, the horse fucked him to death.

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    1 points P_A_W_S_TTG

    At an... 🤢🤮 animal brothel 🤢🤮

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    61 points blackBugattiVeyron

    Most Pornstars say it hurts.

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    45 points ThinkFree

    Some high profile erotic actresses have a "no eight inch or longer" clause.

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    13 points P_A_W_S_TTG

    I learned, because of Daniel Tosh of all people, that a human woman can only take up to 8 inches of horse cock before it becomes extremely dangerous. It was YEARS ago on the fucking radio and that googled fact lives rent free in my head next to "I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. But these fucking trees speak Vietnamese!"

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    18 points Milkmans_tastymilk

    Most porn actresses have severe cervical bruising, and cannot have children because of having their insides brutalized.

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    3 points LeCapraGrande

    …that just makes me sad.

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    3 points lornlynx89

    Source for that?

    Not that I would be surprised though.

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    1 points Milkmans_tastymilk

    Lasting effects of the industry on actors and actresses. The source i remember specifically was a woman claiming to be an ex size queen, and that it was because she had gone to a gyno for some kind of issue (i think pain or non-period related bleeding) that she found out. There's also a slight correlation between uterus prolapse and hardcore porn actresses.

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    1 points lornlynx89

    Okay, but that's a big stretch (pardon the wordplay) to "most".

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    1 points Milkmans_tastymilk

    I say most because im certain alot of them do. Like, some of the shit these poor girls put up with is disheartening. No regards for her or her well-being.

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    1 points LeCapraGrande

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    1 points Milkmans_tastymilk

    Is this morbid shock or mocking babbling? I cant tell, they look similar sometimes.

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    1 points LeCapraGrande

    Shock. It's a reaction of shock.

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    -4 points ecktt

    That might be a good thing...for the possible children sanity and wellbeing.

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    18 points Milkmans_tastymilk

    That's true.... But i think your missing my point.

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  • 439 points BigBoss738

    stomach bulge or nothing

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    134 points DirtLight134710

    I be there is a sub for this exact thing

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    74 points Suspicious_Eye557

    Yes there is 😜

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    116 points Snlckers

    https://preview.redd.it/il0iofl4d96g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ce98cdbee6312a068535df8c9036ef04f7a69b

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    39 points cowlinator

    Where? So i can avoid.

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    89 points hacker-boil

    https://preview.redd.it/y5lkxor5c96g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=159169ead83b7df24bbf60da4fc83e19f9f271c1

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    45 points Suspicious_Eye557

    r/maledistension for guys, think there's a girl one as well. r/distension is just women sucking dick.

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    10 points clovis_227

    This can't be healthy

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    4 points Fuckface_Magee

    It's not but it's hot

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    23 points Kenny__Loggins

    /r/distension

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    8 points SapiS68

    r/bellydistension

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    4 points LeCapraGrande

    Peeked inside, saw the top post involved a woman being all but impaled through the crotch, immediately noped back out.

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    14 points DirtLight134710

    Reddit never fails

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    8 points WhateverGoMyRoba

    to surprise me

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    2 points Super_Saiyan_Twink

    Multiple

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  • 112 points Martydeus

    I mean, i have seen girls who take it like Here... not sure how good it feels tho

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    40 points r4o2n0d6o9

    Probably not good

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  • 163 points Wise_Victory4895

    I've seen things that would make the right image false

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    79 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    34 points AdministrativeHat580

    Kinda hard to fake the belly bulge from taking a giant toy up the ass though, which I have seen pretty high up happen in a video where a twink was using a very long toy on himself

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    9 points kirya_rus2303

    twink

    toy

    Himself

    https://preview.redd.it/g63uzecz7c6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41c8bc8df7d1f1c995dc7db3385f4bcce66a471

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    29 points rleaff1

    sorry you had to learn about the existence of gay people this way dude

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    5 points lornlynx89

    Some hetero guys also like anal toys.

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    3 points rleaff1

    very true ^

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    -1 points AdministrativeHat580

    ...you tried to make this comment three times

    ....do you have an issue with gay people or something? It's not 2010 dude, the way you're acting towards gay people is just weird and gross

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    -10 points kirya_rus2303

    How I'm acting? Did I say something bad? Why're you too sensitive

    And also, I have a bad internet

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    4 points Another-Ace-Alt-8270

    What's with the image, then?

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    47 points pistonheadcat

    True. Now they might be referring to the rule, not the exception(s).

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  • 61 points Just_an_italianguy

    https://preview.redd.it/gg4vieqxx86g1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791de5eb1203c3627806f583040838c4ec546219

    Potato

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  • 84 points Moondaeagle

    Rip organs.You will be missed...

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  • 71 points TheLothorse

    Hate to defend this stuff, but some people train to take ridiculous lengths (it slips past the cervix into the posterior fornix and can go ridiculously deep).

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    57 points UltimateCheese1056

    Probably the same as real sword swallowing, you gotta learn how to align your organs right for it not to push against anything

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    7 points deadleg22

    You can find trainers on Craigslist

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    1 points Thatedgyguy64

    Why do you know this? How do you know this?

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  • 47 points AyAyAyBamba_462

    Not saying this isn't true for normal people, but I've seen some absolutely freaks absolutely slamming themselves on 12 inch+ dildos like there was nothing there.

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    28 points xxTheMagicBulleT

    You can stretch and tear any muscle with time and training.

    The same way you can make thin arms can bulky with time pain and training.

    Same is true with women. Mostly only masochistic women can do it cause its uncomfortable and painful to stretch it. And its a mili meter at a time.

    Thats how women get those crazy insane big bad dragon toys in.

    Its painful before it get pleasurable definitely so the body can stretch and adjust to insane things but slowly.

    How even insane fisting is possible.

    Sadly seen much more insane stuff then I want to. My curiosity tend to get the beter of me so if I wanna know something I tend to look for answers sometimes you get more then you asking for but even so you do learn new things even if your disgusted while your leaning about it. But yea

    The left is definitely possible but it takes a very very freaky person and some time and training.

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  • 23 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    27 points Moondaeagle

    rip organs

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    20 points tophat_production

    Unless I can scratch my lungs with it then I do not want it.

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    -32 points Hornyjail-ModTeam

    Read the rules mate. Explicit content, including "providing the sauce", is forbidden.

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  • 20 points bastionthewise

    https://preview.redd.it/ud0izre1oa6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada498dce04a7a5991f0dfe9538418d60c17e29a

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    3 points lornlynx89

    Kowalski, anal

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    2 points Able_Record2273

    I                   l a u g h e d 

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  • 41 points mulekitobrabod

    I see people doing it, even a little deeper (maybe not, dont remember)

    But you need to train to do this, isn't a normal sex

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  • 25 points Darkthunder1992

    Obligatory

    r/hugedildos exists

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    5 points Fish_On_An_ATM

    Of course it does

    (r/ofcoursethatsasub)

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  • 18 points Tardigrade7point1

    Lol u/lilijunex could teach y'all a thing

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  • 10 points Chewico3D

    Still small

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  • 8 points Statik_24

    This short comes to mind

    https://youtube.com/shorts/q-X5MTVTqDc?si=MhEQdGIxKrUa8QAn

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    1 points CommercialCoat8708

    Boost of self esteem

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  • 9 points waynenors

    u/lilijunex says otherwise

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  • 34 points Solar_Fish55

    I hate oversized dicks in porn. Unrealistic af

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    17 points Molkwi

    Yeah, we need more micro penis representation

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    24 points Darth_Floridaman

    Redditor representation in porn? It wouldn't sell. /j

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    1 points lornlynx89

    You find those in sissy porn

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  • 7 points 2WheelSuperiority

    Prolapse is girth not length. 

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  • 29 points Due-Science-9528

    Can confirm I have survived the first ‘dead’ marker without pain, bc adequate foreplay

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    23 points DarkScorpion48

    I think you should look up where exactly where your organs are positioned because the first marker implies the uterus has been perforated

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    8 points Due-Science-9528

    I am aware of the normal arrangement of my organs (even have pics of the inside from a surgery!) but vaginas expands, like a pupil does. I know one guy I was with frequently was 9.5”, also reached my bellybutton when laid on my stomach.

    Internet says most vaginas are 2-4 inches deep when relaxed and can expand to 8 and up when aroused.

    Human bodies vary widely, so it isn’t out of the question at all to be able to do 9.5” if the norm is 8”.

    I also want to say that men having 8ish or 8+” penises is not super unusual in my personal experience (might just have great luck), across several ethnic/racial groups… so of course women from most ancestral backgrounds have evolved to be able to survive that! The injuries from going too deep were often death sentences until fairly recently, in the context of historical medicine in the West (I cannot speak to other cultures, which often had advanced, effective medical care for women’s health issues thousands of years before western scientists and doctors accepted their techniques).

    (Sources: checked the first four result google links so Planned Parenthood, Healthline, Cleveland Clinic, WebMD. Wikapedia page on this is trash and referred to really old, outdated studies so maybe fixing that page should be on my to-do list. You can check out a lot of peer reviewed studies on this that agree with me but I am only taking studies from post-1975 seriously for somewhat obvious reasons.)

    It should be noted that these studies (and most medical studies) were largely only performed on anglosaxon people within a small age, height, bone-mass, economic and BMI range.

    The depth of expansion, in my experience, is heavily dependent on the penis size of the partner I am with, so I honestly think that 8” being the average cap on vaginal expansion has more to do with how big of an object they are testing than the actual physical limits of vaginas.

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    2 points LeCapraGrande

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    9 points PastelArcadia

    Viking warrior queen status

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  • 5 points giggel-space-120

    Is this the same image two doctors on twitter argued over?

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    3 points LeCapraGrande

    …okay, I have got to see that conversation. Biology is my passion.

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    4 points giggel-space-120

    https://preview.redd.it/5gd81d4j7j6g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627fa625b95b78ee6521a1aa773bbfce64e3a9ca

    I found it/stole from a sub idk rules on linking to other subs but you can google it to find op easy enough

    (Also yeah it's the same image lol)

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    1 points PlatinumDust324

    Lol

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  • 4 points mystrile1

    That’s definitely not the expectation in my household

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  • 3 points sadbrokeflurry

    Ive seen some people take that amount....

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    2 points HelloThere465

    Isn't that usually up the ass?

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    2 points sadbrokeflurry

    Well yes, but some females train their vagina to expand more and more so they can take much more than originally, but for that they gotta "entertain" themselves ALOT more than usual, but i dont know everything about it, i could be wrong, so yeah

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    6 points HelloThere465

    https://preview.redd.it/6koflgh7sf6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae4744c4faab03852739dff6c34770dd00a7dcf

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    1 points sadbrokeflurry

    It aint that bad, just dont go on r/baddragon

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  • 2 points Frosty_Sweet_6678

    it's not about the size (not that they can handle it)

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  • 2 points staleblueberrybagel

    I’m guessing you haven’t heard of bad dragon?

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    1 points LeCapraGrande

    Nope, and now I'm afraid to find out.

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  • 2 points Thanatos310

    https://preview.redd.it/w8sg6376uq6g1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee8b67c8ac6fbcd39225e4bbfbadb0798f7a4ee

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  • 3 points Chicxulub420

    Memes for tiny pp guys

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  • 1 points PastelArcadia

    Preach

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  • 1 points ReaperManX15

    I bet you tell people there's no Santa Clause.

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  • -31 points Ultra-Cyborg

    Anon, the human uterus stretches wide enough so it can fire a whole human being out of it. It can stretch to take dick.

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    21 points MirrorSeparate6729

    Sure, after 9 months of preparation and in the other direction.

    Did someone mention fatality statistics before modern medicine?

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    -20 points Ultra-Cyborg

    After hours of preparation… that’s what contractions are, moron.

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    10 points Crafty-Photograph-18

    It can't, without all the changes that happen in the organism that precedes it. Not without permanent damage, at least

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    -14 points Ultra-Cyborg

    The uterus is elastic and could take worse, because I’ve done worse to vaginas

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    3 points Crafty-Photograph-18

    The uterus can "move out of the way" and allow something to enter deeper than it normally would. However, that deeper place it's going to is not "jnto the uterus", but rather "into the deepest part of the vagina, to the side of the uterus". The "posterior fornix." I'll post an anatomical picture; hope it's allowed

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    2 points Crafty-Photograph-18

    The purely anatomical scematic keeps vanishing from the comments as soon as I post it. Just google "posterior fornix".

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    1 points Dokueki1

    Forget the uterus stretching, you are not getting past the cervix

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    -2 points Ultra-Cyborg

    https://i.redd.it/cm7jm26y496g1.gif

    To everyone that keeps downvoting me; I know because I’m a lesbian and I’ve stuck my whole forearm inside a woman. I know from experience.

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    8 points FeelTheConcern

    You're also not right, the uterus isn't penetrated during intercourse, it's above the cervix and not a part of the vagina. Generally people find it painful when the cervix is touched in sex, it would be excruciating and dangerous if it were penetrated

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    2 points Ultra-Cyborg

    I meant the uterus specifically to giving birth. The whole child has to pass through the vagina to be born. It stretches just as large.

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    1 points PartridgeInDisguise

    Well, the seeming lack of clarity on some basic female anatomy points is probably the source of most downvotes.

    Though, the forearm inside a woman is actually the most believable part of any of your posts. Considering forearms in general are actually deceptively short in length, especially if it’s a woman’s forearm. Also kinda depends on what part of the arm you mean in particular when you say “forearm”.

    But ain’t no penis going inside the uterus, the cervix is too small, and it doesn’t really open that direction. The vaginal canal is what’s very elastic and stretches during penetration. I mean, the uterus is also elastic, but stretches over a longer frame of time.

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    0 points Ultra-Cyborg

    That’s what I was referring to but people read “uterus” and think that the only thing I’m talking about. As if the vagina isn’t the canal that leads to the fucking uterus.

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    2 points PartridgeInDisguise

    Well, you did say a “uterus stretches” to fit a human being that comes out, then said “it”, which refers to the subject of the previous sentence the uterus, can stretch to fit a dick.

    The first part is true, the uterus does indeed stretch to fit a human. But the second part isn’t true, the uterus never stretches to accommodate a dick because no dick will ever be in the uterus. Because the uterus is different than the vagina, and in subsequent replies used the two terms interchangeably when they’re not.

    You’re salty about downvotes and insisting you’re right, but in the terms you used, you’re not. Cause one would think a woman who is sexually attracted to women who know the bare minimum about female anatomy.

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    -4 points Ultra-Cyborg

    Whatever, man. You can go ahead and be a grammar nazi about it.

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