“Wow.”
  • 400 points Moondaeagle

    none of these thoughts are holy

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    127 points useroftheinternet95

    They are holey

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    42 points Formal-Scallion-5296

    Hoely

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    19 points lurid_sun__

    Having jolly

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  • 244 points durenatu

    She felt that

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    10 points cat-activities

    Same

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  • 206 points Pfunk4444

    If you can’t do it with your hips, gotta do it with your lips

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  • 127 points Perpetual_Noob8294

    I just know she's imagining it

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  • 53 points Keegan_Wer

    You can see her eyes light up!

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  • 101 points mage_in_training

    Plot twist, he's gay.

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    22 points durenatu

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    26 points GTQ521

    r/SuddenlyGay

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    13 points MyMomsTastyButthole

    Probably not just this instant.

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    9 points lurid_sun__

    I bet she wished he weren't

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  • 24 points ICollectSouls

    I have not cleaned hundreds of pudding cups with no spoon for nothing!

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  • 37 points Babel1027

    And then his boyfriend wandered over and chastised him for being lewd.

    She later hoped she remembered to plug in the charger for her “friend” before she left.

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  • 29 points Just_an_italianguy

    https://preview.redd.it/l7mwgdcn7x5g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c26a458092e97c5ababb77da5fc539b2e9e5dcc

    You all in the comment section, none of thy thoughts are Just, become Just mfers

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    7 points IdkwhyImusingredditt

    we stay unjust

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    2 points Silvin_and_friends

    DON QUIXOTE MENTION

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  • 20 points Triumphant_Dream

    https://preview.redd.it/qem0967uf06g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1b225ce3cc1370c49333089fc8454fd41c2583

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  • 11 points Kirito_online

    In her head it should've been me not it

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  • 51 points evnacdc

    https://preview.redd.it/fk1kvan7yu5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3003622ae06788d00a3f15624aa8ba355cddcdae

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  • 9 points Mister-Bananas

    Pretty sure she asks him out for a date when they leave...

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  • 3 points Lansha2009

    Ok how did he bend his tongue like that?

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  • 4 points AcrobaticSwimming159

    Dude has a tongue like venom 

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  • 1 points BigBellyPizzaPopper

    I know exactly what she’s thinking. Thinking what that tongue could do in…certain places.

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