I’ve always thought fucking a blowhole is basically the ultimate version of deepthroat. And I don’t mean that as in “the best” or whatever, I mean ultimate in the original sense of the word, like the final stage. It’s literally putting a dick in a windpipe.
This is not something I have done nor do I at all want to do, see, or hear about it. I just think conceptually it’s funny. I’m pretty sure no one I’ve ever brought this up with agrees with me.
It's partially that, but you'll also notice that one nostril has better airflow than the other when you're healthy as well. Which nostril it is changes multiple times throughout the day.
There's actually a lot of reasons our bodies do this like maintaining moisture in your nasal passageways, optimizing your sense of smell, and protection from infection.
u/AnIgnorablePerson, your post does fit the subreddit!
And so wise nature knew how to avoid nasal sex.
It certainly tried.
What do you mean by tried
It's okay to fail.
I don't know if you have my curiosity or concern...
Bro...
Elaborate
Don't
Sniffilous
Sniffilingus
Not that nature knew, more like those who tried, suffocated.
You can breathe through your mouth tho... If this was the primary issue, then oral sex wouldn't be a thing either. Nature finds a way
Damn, now I wonder what a nosejob would feel like....
Same as blowhole
I asked the people at seaquarium how much for a blowholejob but now I am banned AND wondering....
"dad, whats the blowhole for?"
"I'll tell you what its NOT for, chris. then you'll finally understand why we're banned from seaworld"
I’ve always thought fucking a blowhole is basically the ultimate version of deepthroat. And I don’t mean that as in “the best” or whatever, I mean ultimate in the original sense of the word, like the final stage. It’s literally putting a dick in a windpipe.
This is not something I have done nor do I at all want to do, see, or hear about it. I just think conceptually it’s funny. I’m pretty sure no one I’ve ever brought this up with agrees with me.
I wonder mucus and semen may get swapped
Thats not worse than what you encounter in some other holes though....
It'd be nothing to sneeze at.
Guys, it might be to mitigate the risk of clogged nostrils when congested. Ever had one nostril clogged and one free when sick? Yeah.
It's partially that, but you'll also notice that one nostril has better airflow than the other when you're healthy as well. Which nostril it is changes multiple times throughout the day.
There's actually a lot of reasons our bodies do this like maintaining moisture in your nasal passageways, optimizing your sense of smell, and protection from infection.
Come on, you're no fun
Nasal sex isn’t fun either
Well yeah, exactly cuz the holes are so small
You gotta loosen it with a finger first.
I... must... resist!
probably it is related to the fact that normally you breath throught one nostril at a time. Like one takes a break, maybe to prevent drying out, etc.
A serious awnser? HERE? MODS, BOOT HIM
You breathe through one nostril at a time ??!!
"As nature would soon find out the hard way, this would still fail to stop the one-inch warriors"
i recently found out we breath only through one. and after few hours breathin switches to other one..
Its more noticeable when you have a nasal injury like a broken nose, half the day you can kinda breath normally, the rest, mouth breather mode ENGAGE!
Challenge accepted
What do you mean challenge accepted?
Just do coke
Obligatory mention of r/sounding.
WARNING: NSFW and it's not the good kind
Imagine the spider that would fit crawling up into that while you slept.
Or the hamsters some sickos would stuff in there.
They become president of the US?
not everyone can be Daniella Westbrook?
It’s for a stereoscopic sense if smell, right?
Small holes become big, big holes become bigger, bigger holes prolapse!
thank you nature for disincentivising us from using our fun and breathing holes at the same time.
authors of scientific work - Cyclops
Cysnots
I hate how my nostrils play the game of who’s clogged and who’s not. Just both be clogged and then clear out together!
That's what I said about my tiny n tight butthole... Was tiny n tight.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Nosepie
Do not google how hyenas give birth.
Poophole ain't no poophole no more