He had me in the first half not gonna lie. Tails are great though, for balancing, you could smack people with it. We would get primate tails though and really thick sturdy ones at that, so nothing cute about it. Would look more like the karate dude from my hero academia.
Why not? We would grow lots of hair on it as a matter of fact there are people with the genetics that their tail bone still produces hair, but since we stopped growing tails themselves it results in a horrible infection that needs to be treated at the hospital usually. That said we would have tails like monkeys so hairy and pretty long and strong.
We actually used to have tails at least we still have the body structure for them (tail bone) but lost its use a long time ago. So over generations we lost it. Sadly.
i belive if we had tails.. the most hair would be on the root like a penis. and the rest would be mostly as hairy as an arm (and thats also individual)
but it would look fkn weird
more like from mouse.. but when it hink about it and remember some weird hentai shit..i kinda start to like that idea
If we evolved with tails intact, I don't think we'd consider the tails weird looking, and the idea of not having a tail would weird us out instead. Perhaps with your suggestion, if we had non-hairy tails, the same would be said for the thought of having bushy tails. Maybe it would be seen socially as similar to a man with a full carpet of hair on his back.
But you can just take monkey tails as your reference since we have the same ancestors as monkeys we would have developed the same tails and those are hairy not like mouse tails.
Edit: or are you assuming we would develop cloth like we did for our arms and legs reducing the amount of hair needed since we can keep warm without that much hair over generations. So we would have some clothes for the tail and then it would have reduced the hair needed over generations?
Well we still have fur and depending on your genes and upbringing there are still people with lots of back hair. It's more that we didn't need it since cloth and shelter was created so it disappeared in the gene pool. Thats why I asked are you assuming we would have dressed our tails too? Because if they would be permanently exposed to the elements we would grow hair on it to save our body heat. So that's why I'm asking. Before we built houses we lived in caves and used cloth and fire to warm us. If we didn't keep the tail also clothed and instead keep it exposed to the elements it would naturally keep its hair as to prevent the issue of losing body heat. Although depending on which climate we are at it would also gradually disappear. For example in climates that are hot the tail would lose the hair over generations as it would be a disadvantage in addition it might get thicker to have more surface area for cooling. In colder climates the tail would either be kept in clothes or it would remain hairy and thinner.
Edit: A good example for this are cats. In cold climate cats have their fur, while in super hot climates they lost their hair and are known as sphynx cats. Those cats lost their hair since it's easier to regulate heat without fur. So it would be the same for humans. So our tails would probably look similar to sphynx cat tails 🤔
If it’s grabbing Goth mommies attention then sure, otherwise I’m using it for cool tail related stuff, like catching stuff before it hits the ground, or making it strong enough to be a seat…if I keep it clean would it be acceptable for stirring pots - with a wooden spoon of course not the tail itself
I love anime. I love catgirls. I love tails on animated characters. What in the actual fck is this dude talking about though? I ask because it *sounds a bit... like they should seek therapy.
Should be a breathalyzer type thing for gooners before accessing the internet, a 10 questionnaire or something to asses their goon levels, if they don't pass internet is cut off for an hour.
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this is going to be stuck in my head all day!
Aww look who's excited for mommy
Nah this shyboy uwu talk is whack. A prehensile tail that can grab onto stuff tho? That I can get behind.
You could also use it to sit while standing
I'm sold.
Talk about a third leg!
This is what I came to say. If we're talking furry cosplay nonsense, I'm out. If we're talking prehensile tails then sign my ass up
I fell asleep with the light on once and had a dream I had a tail long enough to flick the switch without getting up
I was so mad when I woke up
You could walk around holding like 3 things. It would be spectacular
Why can’t both things be true? 🥺
What too much internet does to a person
One reddit
Tbh I'm sold
I would honestly prefer a aura or something like it that behaves differently and/or changes colour depending on mental state or mood.
There are drugs for that
Also tails do that
Humans with tales = not real
Drugs = Very real
Drugs are bad mmkay'
I was gonna put a gif here but I can't. There is no gif button.
But they taste so good
My problem is that the doctors want me to take drugs but I dont....
Apparently we (or some) do have that ability but are never thought to harness it, so it disappears.
He had me in the first half not gonna lie. Tails are great though, for balancing, you could smack people with it. We would get primate tails though and really thick sturdy ones at that, so nothing cute about it. Would look more like the karate dude from my hero academia.
I thought he was going to sneak things in the cart with the tail, talking all that mommy shi.
Oh man, I’m getting so old. I struggled to read this properly and at the first pass, wondered what shishishi means.
I believe it is thank you in Chinese.
For a start I’m all for this but less importantly, this aint a holdup
As someone who thinks this is an odd desire, I'd say it's a hol' up. I guess it just depends on perspective
Maybe the holdup is the sub name
Yeah, like... don't yuck their yum? Even if you don't get it, having a praise kink hardly makes you a freak.
we still speaking bout humans..
and i dont think we would grow much hair on our tails......
Why not? We would grow lots of hair on it as a matter of fact there are people with the genetics that their tail bone still produces hair, but since we stopped growing tails themselves it results in a horrible infection that needs to be treated at the hospital usually. That said we would have tails like monkeys so hairy and pretty long and strong.
We actually used to have tails at least we still have the body structure for them (tail bone) but lost its use a long time ago. So over generations we lost it. Sadly.
i belive if we had tails.. the most hair would be on the root like a penis. and the rest would be mostly as hairy as an arm (and thats also individual)
but it would look fkn weird
more like from mouse.. but when it hink about it and remember some weird hentai shit..i kinda start to like that idea
If we evolved with tails intact, I don't think we'd consider the tails weird looking, and the idea of not having a tail would weird us out instead. Perhaps with your suggestion, if we had non-hairy tails, the same would be said for the thought of having bushy tails. Maybe it would be seen socially as similar to a man with a full carpet of hair on his back.
ok
But you can just take monkey tails as your reference since we have the same ancestors as monkeys we would have developed the same tails and those are hairy not like mouse tails.
Edit: or are you assuming we would develop cloth like we did for our arms and legs reducing the amount of hair needed since we can keep warm without that much hair over generations. So we would have some clothes for the tail and then it would have reduced the hair needed over generations?
monkey tail.. maybe.. but without the amount of hair ..
we outgrew our furr a long time ago so our tail would be prty hairless too
Well we still have fur and depending on your genes and upbringing there are still people with lots of back hair. It's more that we didn't need it since cloth and shelter was created so it disappeared in the gene pool. Thats why I asked are you assuming we would have dressed our tails too? Because if they would be permanently exposed to the elements we would grow hair on it to save our body heat. So that's why I'm asking. Before we built houses we lived in caves and used cloth and fire to warm us. If we didn't keep the tail also clothed and instead keep it exposed to the elements it would naturally keep its hair as to prevent the issue of losing body heat. Although depending on which climate we are at it would also gradually disappear. For example in climates that are hot the tail would lose the hair over generations as it would be a disadvantage in addition it might get thicker to have more surface area for cooling. In colder climates the tail would either be kept in clothes or it would remain hairy and thinner.
Edit: A good example for this are cats. In cold climate cats have their fur, while in super hot climates they lost their hair and are known as sphynx cats. Those cats lost their hair since it's easier to regulate heat without fur. So it would be the same for humans. So our tails would probably look similar to sphynx cat tails 🤔
ok xD
What is actually curse is that specific comment where the OP gets freaky.
Hello .. mommy can tell well enough even w/o the tail waggin'.
Why was this posted in that sub?
Its the more normal post in that sub.
The sentiment is whatever but why's that in the Playboy Carti sub?
they would be either bare skin like rats have or slightly hairy like your arms/legs
That sounds gross tbh I was thinking maybe we could have fur on my tail like a dog
you don't have fur on your skin, why would it be on your tail?
it would be like the hair on your head at most
True
Anyone still knows this italian movie from 1970?
What the fuck is wrong with people
If it’s grabbing Goth mommies attention then sure, otherwise I’m using it for cool tail related stuff, like catching stuff before it hits the ground, or making it strong enough to be a seat…if I keep it clean would it be acceptable for stirring pots - with a wooden spoon of course not the tail itself
I'd like a bodypart to speak for me in a less weirder way than my wiener getting as hard as Moses's staff
What about bald people? No thanks.
Hey I really like the sheen on your dome
Man, having a tail like the saiyans would be awsome.
Like men have tails but on the wrong side?
If that thing isn't prehensile, I'd be very disappointed in our primate ancestry.
Considering how we got neither estrus nor the super long period of low effort muscle growth most primates have I wouldn't get my hopes up.
It's honestly embarrassing how little nutrition we can extract from greens, too.
And there have been awards given to the posts
I'm definitely feeling something on this one.
Really disciplined kids get their tails docked and enter military academies
I think if we had tails, we would be kinder to each other.
Our capability to mask hurt as a self defense mechanism, hinders our innate empathic nature.
If we had tails that would give subconcious cues away to others, I think we would empathize more with each other.
Edit: fighting autocorrect
The only reason I'd want a tail is that it would make balancing easier. That's it. No other reason. And because of that, I don't want a tail.
Giant ears is much better.
let them cook?
Tell me you’re a furry without telling me you’re a furry.
Christopher walken been saying this for years
One time I stared at a cat for too long and got a phantom tail, for like a split second. I was sitting on the floor with no other people nearby.
I mean, I do wish we had tails but what the hell is this?
Relevant Christopher Walken story… you can always get on the plane… with ya tail
Bros a closet furry
Why is it on r/playboycarti
But you've already got a weenus, so what's stopping you?
Someone introduce this dude to pet play
Some of us have something for that it's called dick
Great minds https://youtu.be/Hs39-xGGcOM?si=LBUVw17PoeYJtc3w
I love anime. I love catgirls. I love tails on animated characters. What in the actual fck is this dude talking about though? I ask because it *sounds a bit... like they should seek therapy.
if we had tails we'd have no ass though....
Eh we'd just learn to lie with our tails as well.
Better without tbh.
Should be a breathalyzer type thing for gooners before accessing the internet, a 10 questionnaire or something to asses their goon levels, if they don't pass internet is cut off for an hour.
The same energy as this. Just intense furry
https://youtu.be/rlkSMp7iz6c?si=qFs1C7VDvqKpQBmy
Oh I am 100% feeling this!