Alright then

1 points qualityvote2

u/SeraphOfTheStart, your post does fit the subreddit!

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804 points philmorebuttstock

O-face lol

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231 points Gtstricky

Jell-o-face

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17 points Givemelifebro

Jack-o-lantern

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1238 points [deleted]

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443 points sparkey504

Just so I can be sure i dont have the same accident do you know any details on how it happen?

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166 points Sandwitch_horror

If I had to guess, i would say its probably a lingual frenulum tear.

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144 points No-Function3409

Cool cool and how does that happen, so i can avoid it of course...

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112 points Sandwitch_horror

Lol you see the line under your tongue anchoring it to the bottom of your mouth? That would need to be cut. There are a lot of blood vessels there though and it would likely need stitches. People have it cut for tongue ties that cause problems with speech or latching at the hospital.. not at home.

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108 points NIRPL

Huh...my eyebrows taste funny

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55 points DemonGodAsura

I concur, this guy's eyebrows indeed taste funny.

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27 points ProBono16

That's weird. His eyebrows just taste like spit to me.

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0 points TransportationNo7341

Uh, a say what?

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34 points Ani_Drei

You can have it done professionally by a plastic surgeon. It’s a very quick and easy procedure, but keep in mind that the tissue will likely grow back and fuse again in a few years.

Source: I’m a guy and had mine cut years ago.

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21 points A-Grouch

Did you have it cut for the same reason as the poster had in mind or what is it a medical decision?

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4 points Ani_Drei

It was to improve speech clarity. I struggled to articulate some sounds because my mouth was so tightly fused together. Increasing the range of motion allows for better pronunciation.

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13 points nik_cool22

Did the dude talk funny after accident? I have though having my lingual frenulum loosened with surgery, as it is a bit too tight.

I've read it can make your pronunciations weird.

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2 points jibanyan2007

How long was this guys' tongue??? 😦

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3 points cathoderaydude

no worries, he just had extremely low set eyebrows (and eyes)

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2 points Tushe

What the… do you know if it is true that you can die if you swallow it?

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1128 points Lower-Wishbone-3249

Probably the sexiest move he's ever made

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313 points MonsieurFubar

Probably the only sexy move he ever did.

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154 points RockstarAgent

Imagine the anticipation and the only thing he does is lick the inside of her ear and tickles her brain and that is all.

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68 points SuperDizz

WTF that guy do to you?

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19 points mikolajwisal

Why? There is nothing wrong with the guy, any reason to slam him?

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3 points Lower-Wishbone-3249

Only because of the look of longing on her face.

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173 points Atsukiri

God has His favorites

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28 points calgeorge

And he's gorgeous too

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161 points Distinct-Bag-3669

Thirsty

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48 points Cornucopia2020

She felt that wriggle 😂

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32 points Electronic-Trip8775

And that's how I met your father

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138 points LocalMotor9830

I think she has better uses for that tongue.

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39 points Revolutionary-Law382

Those "will nots" will not clean themselves

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33 points InspectorMain

So who’s going to tell her🤔

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10 points Healthy_Pay9449

Is this a r/girlsmiring submission?

Edit: apparently it was banned lmao

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6 points iwanashagTwitch

r/girlsmirin is the active one

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44 points xIViperIx

Wrong sub. r/SipsTea seems like a more popular place for this kind of stuff.

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8 points Baboutsy

THE FEAR !

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8 points UtopistDreamer

This calls for the Patrick Bateman meme where he makes the 'ooh' face. Sadly gifs are not allowed here.

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11 points Revolutionary-Law382

I bet his is very popular

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7 points einalkrusher

Gonna try this at the family Christmas party

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6 points Reload86

at your "last" family Christmas party ever

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9 points UtopistDreamer

"Last Christmas, I gave you my tongue..."

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2 points einalkrusher

Win win i hate going to them

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3 points Lfc_platinum

And that’s how I met your mom

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3 points Goodknight808

Reminds me of the scene from Earth Girls Are Easy. Jim Carrey's alien pretending-as-human character pulls an ice cube from the bottom of a tall thin glass and one of the girls shoves the others away and instantly claims him as hers.

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2 points git0ffmylawnm8

I've never seen bedroom eyes until this video

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2 points DankShivam

you mf, always add nsfw

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2 points NuYawker

What part of this is nsfw?

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2 points SomeBlueDude12

The "implication" of her reaction at most is my best guess but yeah, asking for "nsfw" tag on someone "biting their lip(not litterally)" is super dumb

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1 points SithLordRising

She really likes jell-o

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1 points CelsoSC

Be right back, going out to look for a lamp with a genie in it.

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1 points Kntrtn

Dudes a snake

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1 points zories3

I mean…same girlie

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1 points Rocket_Man_1957

Girl: Wow! (That could've been me! That tongue could go anywhere)

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-55 points [deleted]

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70 points MADMAXV2

Projection is hell of a drug

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10 points mojo_jojo2396

Destroyed in seconds

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-22 points Iron_Elohim

Unless she has a mans butthole for a vagina, I think she will miss out...

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38 points starfoxsixtywhore

I’m pretty sure she has a butthole for a butthole so I doubt she’ll miss out

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-4 points Iron_Elohim

That guy is queerer than a 3 dollar bill...

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-85 points Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Nah, he ain’t getting that from her.

But her husband or boyfriend is definitely getting some nagging over it.

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