Alexander could you stop aura farming for ONE SECOND!!
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  • 327 points The_ChadTC

    Alexander marched his army through the desert for no purpose other than as revenge for them mutinying on him and nothing can convince me otherwise.

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    142 points Diabolical_potplant

    Also to flex on the other guy who marched through the desert and lost his entire army

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    48 points TarkovRat_

    Average Cambyses L

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    15 points Successful_Gas_5122

    He's never beating the Apis bull allegations

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    3 points Shady_Merchant1

    He did though!

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    3 points AgrajagTheProlonged

    Not that Xander fared much better. He died like a year after his desert march, much like Old Cambo

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    16 points Lanky-Steak-6288

    iirc this was proposed by ab bosworth but this theory has been long discarded.

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    35 points The_ChadTC

    Well now I am proposing it.

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    16 points Lanky-Steak-6288

    Well it is without any basis. A simple reading of arrian will show that. Alexander sent a considerable force via the inland rout under the command of krateros.

    The other forces were to sail from the mouth of the indus and into the sea under tge admiral nearchos sailing intandem with the forces of alexander on land to keep the troops supplied.

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  • 96 points Cucumberneck

    Listen, i know it must have been tiresome at some point but you don't become the personification of "deified hero prince" by being modest.

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    25 points BumpHeadLikeGaryB

    Bro 100% believed he was a descendant of Achilles. Shit will make you crazy lmao

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    7 points Kagrenac8

    Tbf his deeds and achievements sure reinforced that belief

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    2 points BumpHeadLikeGaryB

    Yeah buddy was hard as fuck. Helps having a hard af dad, mom, army, and generals too.

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  • 135 points No-Relief-1729

    At first I thought that “read between the lines” and the fact a word is clearly cropped out was part of the meme, then I realized that OP is just as at reposting

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    37 points KevinFlantier

    Mate you a word in that sentence

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    5 points leontes

    He totally did miss a

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    1 points No-Relief-1729

    Took me too long to realize, not editing the comment though

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    1 points ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf

    Came here to say I indeed can his army 

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  • 40 points BrokenTorpedo

    so I canned his army?

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    11 points Ok_Awareness3014

    You can his army

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  • 99 points Mando_Commando17

    I love the meme and hate to be “that guy” but this is taken a bit out of context. He did this because his scouts finally found a very very small amount of water and decided he should be given the water since he was king and he poured it into the sand to show he would not drink unless the whole army could drink. Say what you want about the man but the dude was tough as hell and used that toughness to perform some Hollywood level theatrics for PR/morale reasons which helped him maintain loyalty of so many men for over a decade when they were thousands of miles from home in horrid conditions.

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    37 points LethalOkra

    Even more so, he managed to maintain loyalty of ancient Greek people! Remember how much they loved fighting among themselves even when they belonged to the same city-state?

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    30 points GargantuanCake

    Yeah that's a feat in and of itself. The Greeks would sometimes pick fights with each other because fuck you it's Thursday.

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    8 points SophisticPenguin

    That's Pempti (Πέμπτη) you barbarian!!!

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    15 points Maleficent_Carrot453

    Alexander died, and 2 seconds later, they returned back to their beloved hobby of killing each other.

    Keeping the Greeks kinda united and chill is reason enough to regard him as a god.

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    2 points the-truffula-tree

    He didn’t maintain loyalty, he maintained fear. 

    Dude nuked Thebes before he went on campaign to make sure the rest of them stayed scared 

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    1 points LethalOkra

    You're right. Athens, too.

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  • 4 points DeviantTaco

    Alexander’s greatest achievement isn’t conquering the known world but keeping the Greeks united, whether for him or against him, for a significant amount of time. Such a feat wouldn’t be seen again until modern times with the threat of nuclear annihilation and Turkey.

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  • 1 points Stromatolite-Bay

    Only when he wanted to invade India. Turns out an army likes to go home after a decade

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  • 1 points TheimpalerMessmer

    AITO for punishing my men with a desert trip after they complained and stopped my ambitions? Ungrateful wretches - Alexander probably

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