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  • 581 points Schpam

    The slow blade penetrates the shield.

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    152 points Ok-Bug-1451

    Patience is key.

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    80 points Accurate_Librarian42

    He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.

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    3 points laughingRichEvans

    He who verbs a noun, verbs a noun.

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    70 points dumb_smart_guy93

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    3 points CurryNarwhal

    [Fremen yodeling intensifies]

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  • 637 points ActHappy96

    I have been entertained.

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  • 243 points Frosted_Blakess

    For Democracy

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  • 193 points Recidivous

    Are the bots/bugs/squids just watching in the back?

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    120 points oluwaleo

    Wait. Let them fight.

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    48 points Galaxycc_

    This was probably done on trivial. Me and my friends used to do stuff like this and on trivial we legit never saw patrols 💀

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    8 points LordOfTheToolShed

    Trivial doesn't spawn patrols until the invisible "heat" level rises through time progression or completion of main mission objective

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    15 points bulbulator050

    Reeducation camp. The winner can back front.

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  • 96 points Secret_Future2151

    raise weapon emote

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  • 83 points Drowning_tSM

    Am I crazy or is that shield generator MUCH larger than I remember?

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    40 points INeedANameToComment

    It in inconveniently big yes

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    34 points Special-Trainer7777

    Its size got buffed a while ago. Now it just catches more strays

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  • 41 points PixelJock17

    Is the shield relay really this massive of a radius holyyy?!?

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    20 points Drowning_tSM

    It looks larger than I remember

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    15 points lucasssotero

    They increased it's radius at some point.

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  • 61 points AvalancheZ250

    Wouldn't this be won by the guy with a spear if he also had a shield? Just from an equipment POV

    Fun little minigame though

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    79 points Ok-Bug-1451

    Oddly enough, its was their choice to not use one. They knew the risks.

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  • 64 points No_More_Hero265

    Reminder... this is considered canon now XD

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    4 points Im-a-bench-AMA

    Actually its not, the devs have clarified multiple times that the only parts of gameplay that are cannon are mission outcomes (wins/losses) and what planets get liberated/fall.

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    16 points Knivingdude

    Technically it's only not cannon if they can't realistically check the data. If it's on a video, you can sure as hell check that data. Any recorded in-game footage is canon in that regard.

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    9 points Im-a-bench-AMA

    But its not. Arrowhead has directly said that what youre implying is not the case. Devs can cannonize gameplay moments, but just because something happened/was recorded doesnt mean that it is cannon. It's just a popular reddit myth.

    Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/E8ZD30Bkx8

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    2 points Kwispiii

    it's cannon to me.

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    0 points Knivingdude

    I just understood that as long as the gameplay is there, they can measure it or collect it. "really can't be" can be worked around if you sent a video directly to Arrowhead and if they accept it.

    I suppose it's just semantics at this point. I understand it isn't automatically canonized in that way - but all recorded gameplay can be if you allow them to collect it in someway.

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    4 points HappyGianca

    Hmmmm screw what AH says, EVERYTHING IS CANNON!!! That's way more fun

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    1 points Knivingdude

    Hell yeah!

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  • 16 points Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

    "ARE YOU SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER?"

    "No sir (gets stabbed)"

    "This is a training exercise (gets decapitated)"

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  • 29 points GoProOnAYoYo

    That stim was like chugging an estus in an honorable duel in dark souls, tsk tsk

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    4 points Odd_Juggernaut_8652

    No such thing as an honorable duel in DS. Just a dead guy and a winner.

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  • 13 points Tralkki

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  • 9 points thatonedude921

    May your knife chip and shatter

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  • 8 points Organic_Education494

    More entertaining than I expected

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  • 7 points Interesting-Mud7499

    "Your giraffes... They won't mate. You sold me...queer giraffes."

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  • 6 points Temperistica

    Better than Gladiator 2

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  • 19 points Lat1naDeathclaw

    https://preview.redd.it/fyf4lwmjq27g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e45b6aff40a80ee68ebb460ca39b2866bbb065f

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    15 points G00b3rb0y

    https://preview.redd.it/difv591d937g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bcdab6493882a2b8844bc24fc4b7e0dca5fae0

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    8 points tooboardtoleaf

    https://preview.redd.it/cg5q8lpo437g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877ad70e21f0e4e56ff20bb414365bdbf3e63e6f

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  • 5 points Shikamaru_irl

    This was quite entertaining, actually. My favorite part is seeing everyone cautiously ease in for the strikes

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  • 6 points Mental_Stress295

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  • 5 points OneSingleCell

    What music is this?

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  • 5 points Mad_Bad_Dad

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  • 3 points Cpt-Crab

    Four divers enter, one diver leaves!

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  • 3 points Dusk_Abyss

    No chainsaw :(

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  • 2 points Adventurous-Peach419

    You keep what you kill.

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  • 2 points SyrusAlder

    Was expecting someone to use a throwing knife at some point

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  • 2 points oasiscat

    Spartacus vs Crixus

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  • 2 points Unusual_Hearing8825

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  • 2 points regflori

    That diving slice looked majestic

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  • 2 points Shadow_Zack

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  • 2 points IcyShirokuma

    having the throwing knife grenades would make this more epic.

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  • 2 points Destroyer6202

    Well done

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  • 2 points Siege_Dongs

    All fun and games until someone brings out the chainsaw.

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  • 2 points Eligriv_leproplayer

    I want to see a rematch with saber !

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  • 2 points Forgefather-ra

    Minus ten points for not doing maniacal laughter after words. 90/100

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  • 2 points Logical-Swim-8506

    The fuck is this? Bannerlord 2? Lmao

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  • 2 points IssaNyx

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  • 2 points CountDookie514

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  • 2 points harveymilktoast

    IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!?

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  • 3 points SPFNick

    Everything we do is cannon.

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  • 3 points Loose-Tax412

    I hope OP finished the fight, evac'd upon completion, as to complete the canonization of this purely canon moment

    https://preview.redd.it/ypdduwtk377g1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3083a2374888a983257f7e6921904fd378c194

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  • 3 points SumnAboutLawbringer

    Never before seen helldivers gladiators

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  • 3 points TMC117

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  • 2 points Foolishly_Sane

    Yeah, I enjoyed that, thank you!
    Respect!

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  • 1 points Striking-Ad-271

    I was entertained! Another! ANOTHER!

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  • 1 points MessianicPariah

    This takes me back to the Darksouls 3 fight club.

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  • 1 points Valdoris

    What is this sword ? i might have missed it but it look dope af with those little swing animations

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    3 points Ok-Bug-1451

    Machete, superstore item

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    1 points Valdoris

    Look dope as hell, is it good in game ?

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    3 points Ok-Bug-1451

    It is slow, but powerful. Lots of stagger, and getting into a rhythm with your swings is helpful. If you like melee it is very good, imo.

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    1 points Valdoris

    Alright thanks I'm sold, gonna have to not miss it next time it's in the superstore to get my sardaukar drip complete with it !

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  • 1 points Potatomanisdanewking

    My melee strat is usually axe, ballistic shield, chainsaw, any heavy armor with 100% melee damage, crossbow, AT emplacment and the final thing is the good old ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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  • 1 points Knight_Beowulf

    LET THERE BE BLOOD!!

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  • 1 points ImpressEmergency967

    4th faction game mode!

    LoL No, I'm just poking the group of dissensents who want to duke it out with managed democracy.

    Oh, but the mind wanders.

    Remember the first rule kids.

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  • 1 points crimson_bandit

    ARROWHEAD!! GIVE ME A DUAL WIELD FEATURE/WEAPON AND MY LIFE IS YOUR'S

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  • 1 points Silly_One_3149

    The irony is that spear would've won this fight if he wasn't so hyperactive. He got the reach.

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  • 1 points Exoetal

    Arc Divers

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  • 1 points Obsidian_Grayzer

    Throwing knives my friend, throwing knives.

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  • 1 points __Garry__

    What sword is that??

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    1 points Mongoose1400

    Machete. I know cause I bought it before the rotation on the super store reset.

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  • 1 points Bookyontour

    Shield relay are always that big?!

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  • 2 points MuffinCannibal

    Would have T bagged without hesitation or remorse

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  • 1 points Thejagwtf

    That’s what happens to automaton supporters

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  • 1 points wasteofradiation

    what planet was this done on

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  • 1 points Fragrant-Selection-5

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