I'll speculate that a wise wizard skilled in Legilimency used to do the sorting, but after sorting the two thousandth eleven year old who could kill superman with a bad thought and the proper stick his head exploded and the hat was all that was left.
has to be the most inaccurate statement on sorting I have ever heard. Gryffindors are the most likely to kill you because they lost their temper. And the second most likely to kill you in cold blood.
As soon as he sat down and said "I'm happy to wait." I knew he'd be in Hufflepuff.
Like it was so obvious 😂
Same also with the assumptions that the ravenclaw had
I still can't unsee the Heath Ledger similarities with his facial experience
Well now that you say it I can’t unsee it either 😂😂
Absolutely !
I think it’s somewhere between Heath Ledger and Tom Hardy with a touch of Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watch him daily he’s hilarious! I love his Hermione 🤣
I have loads of jars
Hermione knows a lot of spells
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Sorting Hat needs a cigarette after dealing with these kids
He’s amazing.
Yes I love his videos!
“What do you want ?” LMAO
Thanks to the new sorting way the sorting ceremony was finished much faster
This guy is fantastic, check out his Instagram some of the skits are gold. Especially the one where Harry meets Dobby for the first time 😂
Yea I just found him and I love his videos
Oh I need more of him! The Voldemort one took me out!!!!
He's very funny, but the gum chewing makes me want to rip my eyeballs out.
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I'll speculate that a wise wizard skilled in Legilimency used to do the sorting, but after sorting the two thousandth eleven year old who could kill superman with a bad thought and the proper stick his head exploded and the hat was all that was left.
I feel like the hat would stop the whole ceremony for a smoke break
Murder = bad → Gryffindor
has to be the most inaccurate statement on sorting I have ever heard. Gryffindors are the most likely to kill you because they lost their temper. And the second most likely to kill you in cold blood.
This guy is constantly on my tiktok fyp but i just can find it funny at all…