Damn, she's been dead for 3 years and I've been living back in the house since then and haven't seen you. Say hello next time. Hope the ashes aren't too dry.
Uncās table doesnāt look like much, but just out of frame I know there are 110 more pancakes and a splash of whiskey in the coffee, plus no pressure to be any certain kind of conversationalist. Best breakfast at Uncleās house.
Probably uncle, pancakes take me back to my childhood and my happy place. If I have cramps I can cure them with a hot breakfast with a nice stack of pancakes. If Iām feeling down pancakes make things better. Uncles house is for the win, especially since itās pared with scrambled eggs my favorite and I hate steak. Pared with sausage and my favorite kind of potato, itās perfect.
Imma hit emā all since they went out of their way to cook me breakfast.. I understand 3 meals are going to be cold, but! Loveā¦ you know? LOVE is warm.
Hmm...I love hash browns, but auntie's bacon is way too crisp for me. My second choice is breakfast at Mom's. I love over easy eggs, sausage, potatoes. Thanks ma!
None of these look that good. Hashbrowns are done terribly. IDK how people eat hashbrowns that are more like mashed potatoes than good hash browns, which should be extra crispy or gtfo. Eggs over med, 3 sausage links, 3 bacon pieces.
Are you all joking? Uncle is obviously superior because it has pancakes. And something that looks like.. some sort of vegetable? That isn't potato is it?
Aunt
I'm kind of hoping aunt and uncle are still together
Or their mom has a brother and a sister š²
Iāve been eating at your momās house for a long time. Sometimes food.
š³
That went dark fastā¦
For a sub called āhappy upvoteā lol
What she is happy every time. Isn't that what matters
Damn, she's been dead for 3 years and I've been living back in the house since then and haven't seen you. Say hello next time. Hope the ashes aren't too dry.
The ashes werenāt dry when he was done with them.
That would explain the crayon sized hole
You could say that he hauled her ashes
Fuck š
There mom is dead, dude. Wow.
*Their
Niccccce
There, mom is dead. *Fixed it for ya.
Quality!
Almost as good as cold pizza š„µ
She's in mans basement, serving fryups and, urm... the other thing... š
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Yeah, the Aunt wins this one.
Mama, I'm coming home!
Eh, that bacon looks HELLA overcooked to me.
That bacon is LITERALLY perfect!
My first thought to that burnt ass bacon aint goin no where near my mouf
Aunt. It looks the most edible. Still seems like it would be hella greasy tho
Aunts!
Aunt's, please. I'm a sucker for shredded hash browns and now I want Waffle House
Momma.. The bestĀ
Grandmaās
What is that meat?
It's grandpa
Neighborās pet
Steak, I assume.
Steak.
Looks very r/shitfromabutt
Steak
Itās called Reduced for Quick Sale.
I would need a nap after any one of those.
Grandma
Only one has good bacon.
Can I try them all several times, just to be sure?
Aunt or mom or both. What the hell kind of uncle is bringing out such small portions tho
I'll go to IHOP with Dad!
What dad?
Mom
Aunt or uncle. I'm not eating runny egg yolks. Everyone else can have all they want and even eat them with a straw if that's their pleasure.
You dip your toast in them you godless heathen
Not eating raw egg. Ew.
Granny or Aunty
The original poster is very lucky to have so many places to choose to have breakfast. That's wealth.
Grandmaās
She probably has homemade chocolate chip cookies too.
I'll swing by each one... Mom's eggs, Grandma's toast, Aunt's hash browns, and uncle's pancakes.
Everyone'sĀ
Waffle House
Based on these breakfasts? None.
Eggs make me sick. Bacon makes me sick. And sausage gives me explosive... I'm allergic to potatoes.
Im more of a carb breakfast person. Cereal. Bagel. Pancake. Muffin. Oatmeal.
None of them have baked beans? Weak breakfast offerings! I'm eating at home.
This could be a funny meme if uncles house was just a sausage sitting on the table
Tbh Iād eat all of these once and then start cooking for each relative to teach them some presentation skills.
Uncles probably has scotch
Aunt for sure.
Grams always
Hell no steak all the way
Grandma
Grandma for the win! š
Grandma š
None of those.
Mom is the best
Mom, I guess.
Your Moms
I'm staying home and making biscuits and gravy.
Can I come over? š
Come hungry, brother.
Mom.
Uncle. I see pancakes on that table !
I don't see no grits, I'm staying home and cooking my own.
Mom
As pictured->none. Omit the eggs, then it's at mom"s
Mom or auntie for sure
Anyone of em. You make it, I'll eat it
Aunt. No eggs but scrambled, plus bacon.
Aunt
Mom, definitely
Aunt
Uncās table doesnāt look like much, but just out of frame I know there are 110 more pancakes and a splash of whiskey in the coffee, plus no pressure to be any certain kind of conversationalist. Best breakfast at Uncleās house.
Hands down mum.
anybody but the uncle LOL that man is wack
Aunty!
Well I'm glad I've got friends.
Probably uncle, pancakes take me back to my childhood and my happy place. If I have cramps I can cure them with a hot breakfast with a nice stack of pancakes. If Iām feeling down pancakes make things better. Uncles house is for the win, especially since itās pared with scrambled eggs my favorite and I hate steak. Pared with sausage and my favorite kind of potato, itās perfect.
Who house do dat
Papi
Uncle, I donāt want too much food in the morning
Weird Al, since he's the...WAFFLE KING!
Aunt.
Grandma, but I'd have to rent one, both of mine have passed.
Uncle
Abuelaās house
Aunt
Aunt. Give me protein but donāt give me a heart attack.
Uncle! Pancakes and hashbrowns- yes pleaseĀ
With Dad! We're having the good shit, if you know what I mean.
Aunt easyā¦only one with that criissssppy bacon!!
looks like grandma took a shit on hers
Grandma
Aunt
Grandma
Mom and aunt must have worked at Cracker Barrel once upon a time.
Aunt
Mom. Because of the German pan fried potatoes.
none of them. they all contain meat
Mom
At home.
Uncle minus the eggs unless itās hard fried eggs or egg whites!! š
Mom.
Aunt or mom
Mother Knows Best!...
Scheduling my visit to the ER right now.
none cuz i dont eat any carbs or sugar in the morning
None this food is not appealing to my eyes or stomach š
Neither. Making my own so I can have some scrapple!
Auntie got it popping.
Imma hit emā all since they went out of their way to cook me breakfast.. I understand 3 meals are going to be cold, but! Loveā¦ you know? LOVE is warm.
Uncle Tom
Probably Aunt
Mom.
my uncle only fed me sausage
You wonāt be eating breakfast at your own house?
Aunt.
grandma was always the best cook in the family
https://i.redd.it/cjlyqj0rcn6g1.gif
Auntie's
Mom
Mom!
Aunt, mum or ill cook it myself
Option e. None of the above.
I choose Aunt
Mom
I was going to say mom but uncle won me over with pancakes
I don't really care for scrambled eggs, so either mom or grandma for me.
Mooooom
Iād have to f*ck your grandma wouldnāt I?
Aunt for sure
Everyone, I love my whole family
Aunt looks the best but i'm choosing uncle... This feels like a stepdad meal and that uncle's cooking looks well seasoned
Hmm...I love hash browns, but auntie's bacon is way too crisp for me. My second choice is breakfast at Mom's. I love over easy eggs, sausage, potatoes. Thanks ma!
Grandma
In theory grandma's but that is because my grandmother knew how to cook a steak properly.
Out of these 4 though I will take mom's.
Headed to Grandma's right now
Aunt. I love real hashbrowns
None of these look that good. Hashbrowns are done terribly. IDK how people eat hashbrowns that are more like mashed potatoes than good hash browns, which should be extra crispy or gtfo. Eggs over med, 3 sausage links, 3 bacon pieces.
If forced I'd choose the uncle
What grayish brownā¦.delight is Grandma serving?
Auntie
Iām eating at grandmas house.
At least 2 of them.....
https://i.redd.it/befzj0ouio6g1.gif
Home cooking
Aunt
Aunt
No gravy as a southerner I would stay away from these strangers not even a cats head biscuit? Who are these monsters?!
Honestly the aunts house looks the best to me.
Mom or Grandma
Everyone wonders why Americans are so fat.
Im choosing my uncle's. If I stayed the night it was probably a yak fest fun filled night and those memories outweigh the lack of appetite
Most definitely the mom then after that iām going to my aunts houseā¦ā¦.
The uncle because he'll have some bourbon as well
Iām going to see a lot of family this morning
mine cause iām finna make my ownš
I'll eat at home, thanks. *blech
have to give it to the aunt on this one.
Aunt. Crispy hash browns are heavenly.
Im going counter clock wise and hitting all 4
Mom's
All of them
Mom!
Moms house
Aunt. Actually I've always preferred my aunt's scrambled eggs.
this is tricky, because aunt had the best foor, but mom is the best company. i'm going with mom
Aunt.
Mom looks the most plentiful
Auntie knows best
Aunt definitely! Hash browns rule!
Auntieās!
Mom all day best cook ever and always serves with love lol.
Momās
Are we including the alive ones only, or both sides of the coin? 'Cause for me that narrows the choices significantly.
Mums for sure
Aunt for sure
My chest hurts, Iām gunna have a lie-in..
Aunt. That looks delicious and I like the lil orange bits on the side!
Are you all joking? Uncle is obviously superior because it has pancakes. And something that looks like.. some sort of vegetable? That isn't potato is it?
Where's the pancakes?
Yes.