The first thing you look at after reading this is your one defense in a zombie apocalypse. How are you surviving?
  • 6 points LilStinkpot

    Glitch tie dye.

    Welp. At least the zombies will be colorfully dressed!

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  • 4 points gr33nt3a2

    I saw an oscar the grouch trash ad on reddit lol. I will survive in the stinky can!

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  • 4 points thriftybifairywitch

    I saw my running shoes. Guess I’m outrunning those mfs

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  • 4 points bluedog165

    Not worried...my leather knife.

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  • 5 points Solnse

    My cocktail. That tracks.

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  • 3 points doc-sci

    Not worried!

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  • 3 points HomeSick138

    My mom’s elderly blind shih tzu. I’m screwed.

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  • 3 points Bijouprospering

    Fire!

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  • 3 points Glittering_Sun_3085

    Coffee

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

    The bathtub? I guess I can force the zombies to bathe

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  • 1 points himenokuri

    https://preview.redd.it/uwvx2to0ja6g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff84fb87c6a8684aa7809e035b3ad82d24154a5

    My Geddy Lee scrapbook

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  • 1 points o_06978

    a bag

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  • 1 points Terpcheeserosin

    Back scratcher

    Luckily

    It's the extendable kind!

    I'm wacking zombies in the face!

    And giving back scratches for trade

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  • 1 points MermaidsAnklet

    Unicorn stuffies

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  • 1 points Fit_Possession_5545

    With rice. I don’t know how.

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  • 1 points Far-Travel-5206

    A coffee mug. Guess I’m clocking zombies one by one like it’s a budget horror movie

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  • 1 points Fit_Boysenberry960

    Alcohol? Well that’s one major concern not to worry about

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  • 1 points Vegetable_Manner_282

    My Axe!

    guitar

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  • 1 points Jbooxie

    I saw my water bottle, it’s heavy and made of metal. I can bash some zombie heads with it

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  • 1 points Otherwise_Honey_8087

    I looked under this post after reading it and saw an ad that depicted a picture of a white colored pencil. You kill zombies through decapitation right? I guess it would depend on the virus and how evolved it is. The unfortunate part is I couldn't even use a white colored pencil to write a last note unless I had black paper, which I dont own. Im so helpless tbh I dont think any object other than a vaccine could save me if I were in a zombie apocalypse 🥲

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  • 1 points bladedancer661

    I just looked at my coffee mug so… not great. Maybe I can throw it and run or use caffeine as intimidation lol. I’m definitely not lasting long.

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  • 1 points JacketAgreeable6048

    Bro… my defense is a water bottle, so yeah I’m dead in 3 minutes 💀

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  • 1 points The_Nermal_One

    Beating them into inanimation with an occasional chair.

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  • 1 points DJ_Dr_DoJo

    Idk how toilet paper is supposed to help me…

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  • 1 points DreamsD351GN

    A quarter

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  • 1 points Darknessandlight28

    Honestly if I have nothing to live for ima just go my own way I don't wanna he a zombie or be eaten

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  • 1 points OopsieDoodle

    Oh no! I tried to look at the knife block but I looked at the cookie jar!

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  • 1 points Longjumping_Gate_124

    An 0,5L of Pepsi Max Lime flavor, empty!

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  • 1 points Baddcatholicgirl

    Golf club

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  • 1 points luke_the_terrible

    Heheh. Hahaha. Chandelier. Guess Im gonna use it like a flail

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  • 1 points motheroffurkids

    My wise little Buddha cat.

    https://preview.redd.it/3dfplsqp0h6g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=24136cb1751a23285b386aece15ed910a067b06c

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