What’s the weirdest thing you do when nobody’s watching ?
  • 24 points Ashnie2827

    I talk to myself like I’m in a hype video or narrating my life in a documentary. Makes folding laundry way more dramatic than it should be

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    6 points MrCrudley

    “We out here!” -me randomly throughout the day 😂

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    5 points SadisticHornyCricket

    “Ol Jafar disguised as an old man from Aladdin head lookin ass” - me to myself about some random jerk earlier that day

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    2 points dryhumorblitz

    Sometimes I walk in a room talking to myself and my family thinks I’m crazy. It’s actually very embarrassing.

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    2 points AgreeableTravel9793

    Same hahaha

    And imagining my future

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    2 points TheReal-Chris

    Another one! Damn how many more shirts and socks do I have?

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    1 points sqnoc

    I should try this, hate folding clothes.

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  • 12 points Final-Spend-1930

    Talk to myself

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  • 10 points Sad-Inevitable-3897

    Lay down for an obscene amount of time without addressing any needs besides stretching and rolling

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  • 9 points DuckHistorical5714

    Pick my nose but don't tell nobody this please

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    3 points YuhMothaWasAHamsta

    I’m telling my cats all about this

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  • 7 points DietWater998

    Pretend I’m like a ufc fighter. Like fully act out press conferences w my rivals n start beefing em and then start shadow fighting and knock them tf out

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  • 6 points Curious-Expert926

    Pick my nose while walking around naked

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    5 points Low_Cream1167

    Well......that sounds pretty normal to me.

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  • 5 points Ill-Ninja-8344

    Checking up on my pain. All of them.

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  • 5 points Perfect_Day_4460

    Scroll Reddit and post answers to mundane questions.

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    1 points CBdoge

    😂 same

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  • 4 points Big_Personality_7394

    I’ll randomly reenact movie scenes with dramatic seriousness. Zero audience, full performance.

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  • 3 points Hpc10fm

    Hit myself in the head when frustrated or angry. Very much so fight club,

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    5 points by_moonlight44

    Hope what I'm gonna say is not too intrusive but please don't do this. My little sister used to hit herself like that and it always breaks my heart when people hurt themselves this way. No matter what happens, you don't deserve it. And there are better ways to redirect your anger.

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    2 points Hpc10fm

    I'm 47, a little late to learn new tricks. Just how I get through capitalism.

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    3 points by_moonlight44

    Well, I don't think it's too late but I understand. Wish you all the best ❤️

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    3 points Hpc10fm

    Thank you, appreciate the sentiment. Truly. Just an honest answer to a question, and a gentle reminder that even the strongest of us carrying on, pay hidden prices no one sees. While the elites amongst us debate whether we deserve to live at all. lol the absurdity of it all truly is astonishing.

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  • 3 points Texas_Chili_Champion

    OkPalantir

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    2 points CBdoge

    😂😂😂 nice Texas 🤙

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  • 3 points No-Buddy873

    Watch them 👀

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  • 3 points Low_Cream1167

    I talk to my dogs but, they each have their own voice. Male dog has an aristocratic and calls me a peasant. My Aussie sounds like Edna E Mode. The last one, a female brindle Lab sounds a overly excited valley girl whose has ADHD.

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    3 points No-Blackberry5210

    LOVE this 🐾❤️

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  • 3 points GR33N4L1F3

    “Look what I can do” lifts leg

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  • 2 points CuriousSeek3r

    Snort cocaine

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    -1 points CBdoge

    Ok Hunter

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  • 2 points Prudent-Confection-4

    Kiss my dog on the lips

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  • 2 points wondergirlinside

    I have DID…when no one is around we talk out loud to each other instead of keeping it in our head.

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

    Pinch my thighs, idk why I do that

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  • 1 points kiseiruknife

    I guess pooping is pretty weird

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  • 1 points AndiPandi_

    Make up 1950’s musical movie songs/numbers to my mundane, everyday tasks. Sometimes I even crack myself up!

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    1 points AndiPandi_

    I forgot to add I’m tone deaf and singing it all out loud too!

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  • 1 points Classic_Hearing6401

    See how long i can plank 🤣

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  • 1 points Dimplefrom-YA

    sing… no wait. i sing when i zone out. a coworker told me i am tone deaf.

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  • 1 points Inga_Raine

    Shimmy.

    Riding the elevator alone? Doing the dishes? Undressing for bed?

    Always shimmy.

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  • 1 points No-Blackberry5210

    Sing and dance like I’m a star ⭐️ cannot dance or sing…

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  • 1 points Berta1401

    Scratch where it itches

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  • 1 points RamRanchRealty

    Scratch and Sniff

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  • 1 points Haunting_Cancel_3194

    I make weird faces and movements in the bathroom mirror

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  • 1 points minor3929

    Watch my neighbors 👀

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  • 1 points i-fart-butterflies

    Do a stupid little dance

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  • 1 points _Stand_Alone_

    The only rule I have is I keep my hands on my pants that's because I don't have any pants on that's rule number two

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  • 1 points Untenable123

    Sing the same verse over and over and over again, whatever song is in my head. I have chronic pain and this helps me get through it. On bad days I’m singing and crying.

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  • 1 points CherishSlan

    Sing cat opera! Meme mew very loudly . I now live in an apartment and I do wonder if they have heard me… I actually know how to sing but gave it up a long time ago . My cats mostly deaf and can feel vibrations she injoys it she can hear bagpipes so not totally deaf she turns when I hit some notes but I think it’s just vibration. My spouse is not fond of this style of music or loud sounds now that he retired from music so most singing is never aroubd him. 😂 I’m told to sing for health reasons so when I’m alone im not quite like when around people. I also do stretching with a Bokken whine I can. The singing sword cat woman.

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  • 1 points Pristine-Egg6556

    Poke my nose 👃

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  • 1 points Fearless_Ad5151

    I look at myself in the mirror and say "oi" in a strange voice

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  • 1 points purpleplatypus44

    Picking my nose.

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  • 1 points CoAdin

    Dancing

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  • 0 points Clear-Owl-3265

    Pornvids

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