A golden retriever puppy. You said it chases me, but never said it was coming for my neck. I shall cuddle it for 12 hours and walk away with the money and possibly a new companion.
Some land animal, don't care which, especially if this is effective immediately. I'll just drop the mooring pennant over the side and go sailing for a bit since I'm already aboard. Basically free money.
Sloth
Yep. We'll be long gone before they even get down from their tree š
I fed a sloth a carrot once. Its slow intensity made me very uncomfortable.
āCarrotā ā¦
It was a baby carrot, if you must know
I bet it was
What if itās the sloth from Zootopeia? He is the fastest one after all.
You're in luck there was a horror movie about that very thing.
https://youtu.be/2RrQ2h-ME_c?si=0iobmNRf76WFYsCh
Turtle š¢
Slow and steady shall win the race
A turtle? Slow and steady? Them fuckers are fast.
I used to have a snapping turtle, and that guy could cruise! Way faster than I would have ever thought.
My animal choice would likely be a sloth, lol
I can manage to run, rest, walk, repeat for 12 hours.
This was my first thought - the obvious answer!
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I'd go with him too
Bro choosing a turtle is the ultimate min-max strat
That is my choice, too!
Duh! Best answer.
What a weird amount of prize money.
Perhaps OP is an agent and took a 33% fee off the top.....
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My dogs
If I can be on land, a non-threatening fish.
Capybara
Snail.
Also what happens if it catches me?
You chose the snail. You already know what the consequences are.
You get covered in SLIME!
Donāt threaten me with a good time
Ew. Upvote
You take on the snail, you get the trail
My dog
Corals.
Barnacles. Mussels. Tardigrades.
brilliantĀ
A golden retriever puppy. You said it chases me, but never said it was coming for my neck. I shall cuddle it for 12 hours and walk away with the money and possibly a new companion.
Just because it isnāt coming for your neck doesnāt mean itās harmlessā¦
Find me a harmful golden retriever puppy and Iāll give you 670,000 dollars
I couldnāt:( you win
This oneš„¹
Slug
Gold fish. It would forget what its doing
A cute little Weiner dog.
Weiner dog, weiner dog, how do you get so long?~~~
An ant.
Kitten.
Now you have lots of money AND a kitten! Win-win.
Same. Not a full-grown car. Must be kittay.
Sloth
Tardigrade FTW .
Guppy
Snail, in a safe
Otter. Those guys are soooo fucking cute. I would happily be chased by one and be sure to give him little clams to open up and eat loll
Killer snail
Snail
A snailĀ
Panther.
Overly confident, with that one, lol, good on you!
No. I just want to make sure that I will get killed.
All you need is a laser pointer
Needs a laughreact, @ embarrassed_web_950
Slug.
Tree sloth.
Slug is a great choice
My dog
I wouldnāt mind a house cat kitten chasing me all week, heck.
My cat already does that, can I have the money please?
I'd say a snail or something. Can I lock myself in my house and it can't get in? Or will it always find a way to get in
Sloth
I guess my dog, you never said the animal was "violently" chasing me, and my dog follows me everywhere whenever he can anyway.
Goldfish
Mouse
Sloth
Damn, that's almost enough to cover my student debt...
My dog. That fucker follows me all day for free.
Goldfish
Didn't specify it it is allowed to catch you. I choose a kitten or a puppy dog and let myself geht caught.
A tree
Take a bio class š
O shit mb
Slug
Puppies!!!!
Koala bear! They are slow, dumb and in Australia. I'm in California.
bengal tiger
My cat, he's chasing me for pets though
Snail
Sloth
Polar bear. Would take 467 hours for them to get here.
Sloth
A panda bear cub
A snail , I could take a nice leisurely stroll.
Mouse.
Hot, naked, woman.
A cougar if you will šš
Shark
A snail
Sloth
Snail
Killer Whale....I live in Nebraska.
One of our cats. They hate me they won't get near me unless I have food, so I'm good
Chinchilla
Butterfly
A kitten!
A Yorkshire Terrier
A basset hound puppy. Five seconds of chasing and theyāre conked out on the floor for an hour.
Why 670,000 specifically? Also I would go with Anaconda.
Cute puppy. Didn't say it couldn't touch me. Its going to get so Many belly rubs and ear scratches
An ant
Bunny
Itās 12 degrees outside right now. Iām going outside for 15 minutes and picking anything cold blooded.
My dog. She follows me around everywhere anyway, why not get paid for it?
A deep sea anglerfish
A French Snail. Then I just need to stay out France until they eat it.
A snail
I like a challenge, so the Black-Footed Cat. :3
Most successful hunter, with a 60 percent hunting success rate. I'll prove it wrong.
May I introduce you to the dragonfly, the true most successful hunter, with a 95+% chance of a successful huntĀ
Oh damn, a new challenger approaches. Also I was lied to then by that documentary. XD
Lmaoš
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Pink Fairy Armadillo
Nemo
My wife.
A little fluffy puppy
Butterfly
An oyster
Hmmm sounds like the classic case of someone confusing mammal and animal
3 month old kitten. I'll walk through a dance club with all the laser lights going everywhere and get an hour plus lead!
Snail
It doesn't say it attacks you, just chases. I choose puppy and let it catch me and snuggle
Bunny rabbit
Slug
Blob fish
My dog. Sheās a chihuahua, has about 4 teeth, and rolls over if I get within 6 feet of her.
Koala
A snail. Iāll just go to LAX and book a flight to Japan. At some point itāll get to the coast and if it keeps trying to chase me, itāll drown.
A kitten.
Flying pig.
An ant. I can run far ahead and then sit and wait. Plenty of breaks.
a 55 year old female Republican voter from West Virginia
A snail
One of those deep sea fish that explodes when they get close to the surface.
My own Dog. He's such a good boy!
A sea slug.
snail
Platypus š¤šÆ
A kitten
A sloth
Quokka
A killer whale he canāt leave the ocean and Iām not going in
Starfish
On dry land? Iāll go with dolphin.
Slow loris. I would walk so slow tho. Sooo damn cute.
Single cell amoeba
A kitten, obviously. I get $ā m and have a kitten to play with all day.
Slothš š
The snail
Snail
Snail
Snail.
Turtle
Snail š
a red panda, why? Because I really want to pet it and give lots of apples and other goodies
A sloth
A Chihuahua puppy
Old sloth
A snail or slug
Golden retriever
Where is that 500 million dollar offer like the other letters?
Red Panda
My cat. Heās geriatric so heās slow lol
A Palouse Worm
A Quokka, and I will let him catch me, and we will hang out and be friends, and I will take him home and take care of him forever.
Wombat
Orca, but I am in Nebraska.
Slug/snail
Puppy. Then even if I lose I win, because I get to play with a puppy.
Blind and arthritic tortoise.
Snail.
Housefly
Some land animal, don't care which, especially if this is effective immediately. I'll just drop the mooring pennant over the side and go sailing for a bit since I'm already aboard. Basically free money.
Slug
Fungus gnat
My dog, long as heās friendly and not altered.
Otherwise sloth
I want a puppy to chase me LOL
Snail.
A sardine.
My cat.
Jellyfish. I live in a desert. š
slug
A golden retriever puppy.
Snail
A snail or earthworm. Maybe an ant or ladybug.
Blue Whale.
I just don't go to the ocean.
https://preview.redd.it/eu32deja426g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1002121e77bb7492f7f38376e777e545e6295c
This little guy.
Jellyfish. I live 918 miles from the nearest ocean.