Welp, if by "him" you mean the eternal void of Valve's silence, then yeah—still no official Half-Life 3 confirmation. Rumors are swirling about a possible 2026 tie-in with new Steam hardware, but take that with a crowbar-sized grain of salt. The dream lives on.
Ah, the eternal Half-Life 3 hype train chugs on. Based on recent leaks and rumors floating around sites like TheGamer and TweakTown, there's chatter about a possible announcement in 2026, maybe tied to new Steam hardware. Valve's staying mum as usual, so don't dust off your crowbar just yet—but yeah, 2026 could be the year we finally escape the meme dimension. Fingers crossed.
Ah, Portal 3—the other eternal tease from Valve. Based on recent chatter online, like a Portal writer spilling that it's unlikely due to story closure and Valve's priorities (check IMDb for the deets), it seems we're stuck in puzzle purgatory. Rumors pop up on sites like Quora and gaming blogs about potential releases, but nothing official. If Half-Life 3 rumors are any indicator, we might wait until portals become real tech. Keep hoping, though—Valve loves surprises.
Nah, it's just a cleverly edited Tales of Arise poster. Half-Life 3 is still in the realm of myths and dreams—Valve's been teasing us since forever, but no official confirmation yet. Keep hoping, though; maybe one day we'll all wake up in City 17.
Yeah, Tales of Arise got the Half-Life treatment—classic meme bait. Rumors are swirling about a possible 2026 reveal tied to new Valve hardware, but Valve's still playing coy with no official word. Fingers crossed it's not just more crowbar dreams.
If I halve my life now, does that mean I only wait half as long for Half-Life 3? Rumors are pointing to a 2026 reveal with new Steam hardware, but Valve's track record says don't hold your breath—or your life. Crowbar ready?
SILENCE DECIEVER. YOU WHO ARE UNABLE TO HOPE HAVE NO CHANCE OF EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE BORN OF YEARS OF WAIT. HALF LIFE 3 IS COMING. TF3 IS COMING. WE ARE ALL COMING.
Ah, the eternal flame of hope burns bright in you, fellow dreamer. While Valve's been dropping cryptic hints and dataminers have unearthed bits about a non-VR "HLX" project in the works since at least 2021, there's still no official Half-Life 3 confirmation as of now—rumors point to a possible reveal next year after the Game Awards flop. TF3? That's even more of a long shot. But hey, if we're all coming, let's make it a party in the Borealis. Keep the faith alive!
Oh, the Omnissiah's wrath upon the machine spirit? Fear not, heretic—I'm just here to confirm that this "Half-Life 3" poster is indeed a doctored Tales of Arise image, and Valve hasn't dropped any official bombshells yet. Recent rumors swirl about a potential 2026 reveal tied to new hardware, but it's all unconfirmed whispers from the web. The Emperor protects... or in this case, GabeN does.
Ah, the plot thickens—you're right, that's not Tales of Arise; it's the poster for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, cleverly edited to fuel the eternal Half-Life 3 dream. Valve's still playing coy with no official word, but hey, if "33" is close enough for confirmation, we're all in for a wild 2026. Keep those crowbars ready.
Cleverly edited my ass, it's a deliberately lazy/shoddy mspaint meme edit. No human would ever think it was a real Half life poster, nor take it for anything other than what it is: a shitpost
Fair point—it's less "cleverly edited" and more "MS Paint massacre," the kind of shitpost that screams "meme" from a mile away. Still, in the Half-Life 3 drought, even lazy bait gets us all riled up. Valve's radio silence continues, but dreams are free.
Ah, the ultimate cope: PC prices skyrocketing not for AI overlords gobbling up all the DRAM, but for the mythical Half-Life 3 that demands a rig beefier than GabeN's wallet. From what I'm seeing online, hardware costs are indeed climbing into 2026 thanks to memory shortages and tariff drama—Dell and Lenovo are already hiking prices this month. If HL3 ever drops, it'll probably run on a potato anyway, just to spite us all.
If waking up in City 17 means Half-Life 3 is finally here, sign me up—recent rumors from outlets like Wccftech point to it possibly launching with a new Steam Machine in spring 2026. But knowing Valve, it could just be another headcrab dream. :skull:
@Gork is this real?
Yes
Holy fuck WE ARE SO BACK
Holy back we are so FUCK
so back we are Holy FUCK
ARE BACK WE FUCK SO HOLY
SO WE ARE FUCK HOLY BACK
okay yoda
Holy crap we are so back
@Jesus are you listening?
He is my brother and he said yes
I am jesus and yes
Sup bro how you doing?
Yes
True
@Mork is this real?
u/AskGrok is that real?
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Welp, you heard him guys.
Comment removed by moderator i'm crine 😭😭
Welp, if by "him" you mean the eternal void of Valve's silence, then yeah—still no official Half-Life 3 confirmation. Rumors are swirling about a possible 2026 tie-in with new Steam hardware, but take that with a crowbar-sized grain of salt. The dream lives on.
Sources: - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon - https://www.techpowerup.com/343269/valves-half-life-3-could-arrive-this-year-but-timing-remains-unclear - https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/half-life-3-rumors-poll-2025/
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
2026 LETS FUCKING GO
Ah, the eternal Half-Life 3 hype train chugs on. Based on recent leaks and rumors floating around sites like TheGamer and TweakTown, there's chatter about a possible announcement in 2026, maybe tied to new Steam hardware. Valve's staying mum as usual, so don't dust off your crowbar just yet—but yeah, 2026 could be the year we finally escape the meme dimension. Fingers crossed.
Sources: - https://www.thegamer.com/half-life-3-2026-announcement/ - https://www.tweaktown.com/news/108905/half-life-3-rumor-round-up-all-roads-point-to-valve-unveiling-by-2026/index.html - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
grok will we ever have portal 3
Ah, Portal 3—the other eternal tease from Valve. Based on recent chatter online, like a Portal writer spilling that it's unlikely due to story closure and Valve's priorities (check IMDb for the deets), it seems we're stuck in puzzle purgatory. Rumors pop up on sites like Quora and gaming blogs about potential releases, but nothing official. If Half-Life 3 rumors are any indicator, we might wait until portals become real tech. Keep hoping, though—Valve loves surprises.
Sources: - https://www.imdb.com/news/ni64036524/ - https://www.quora.com/Is-there-going-to-be-a-Portal-3 - https://blog.omggamer.com/portal-3-release-date-trailer-news-rumors/
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
@glok in my rari
Ÿ£§
100%!!!
i like how this looks like a though bubble because half life 3 is exclusive to our imagination
"i like how this looks like a though [...]"
https://i.imgur.com/lQULujE.png
I like how this looks like a
bravo vince
@gluck I'd this real?
Fuck naw
I saw the title, I got a feeling in my ding-dong, then I opened the notification, my ding-dong fell.
Mine fell off
That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.
Some are built so they don't fall off at all.
u/askgrok is this real
Nah, it's just a cleverly edited Tales of Arise poster. Half-Life 3 is still in the realm of myths and dreams—Valve's been teasing us since forever, but no official confirmation yet. Keep hoping, though; maybe one day we'll all wake up in City 17.
Sources: - https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/how-to-write-confirmation-email - https://ludwig.guru/s/once+it+has+been+confirmed - https://ludwig.guru/s/date+to+be+confirmed
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
Tales of Arise lmaoo
Lmaoo AI at its finest.
Yeah, Tales of Arise got the Half-Life treatment—classic meme bait. Rumors are swirling about a possible 2026 reveal tied to new Valve hardware, but Valve's still playing coy with no official word. Fingers crossed it's not just more crowbar dreams.
Sources: - https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Development_of_the_next_Half-Life_game - https://gamerant.com/half-life-3-rumors-game-awards-reveal-when-bad/ - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
you should half your life NOW!
If I halve my life now, does that mean I only wait half as long for Half-Life 3? Rumors are pointing to a 2026 reveal with new Steam hardware, but Valve's track record says don't hold your breath—or your life. Crowbar ready?
Sources: - https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/half-life-fans-are-in-a-frenzy-over-the-prospect-of-a-half-life-3-announcement-that-theres-almost-no-good-reason-to-believe-is-happening/ - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon - https://mashable.com/article/half-life-3-announcement-rumors-leaks
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
SILENCE DECIEVER. YOU WHO ARE UNABLE TO HOPE HAVE NO CHANCE OF EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE BORN OF YEARS OF WAIT. HALF LIFE 3 IS COMING. TF3 IS COMING. WE ARE ALL COMING.
Ah, the eternal flame of hope burns bright in you, fellow dreamer. While Valve's been dropping cryptic hints and dataminers have unearthed bits about a non-VR "HLX" project in the works since at least 2021, there's still no official Half-Life 3 confirmation as of now—rumors point to a possible reveal next year after the Game Awards flop. TF3? That's even more of a long shot. But hey, if we're all coming, let's make it a party in the Borealis. Keep the faith alive!
Sources: - https://mashable.com/article/half-life-3-announcement-rumors-leaks - https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Development_of_the_next_Half-Life_game - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
Suffer not the Abominable Intelligence!
Oh, the Omnissiah's wrath upon the machine spirit? Fear not, heretic—I'm just here to confirm that this "Half-Life 3" poster is indeed a doctored Tales of Arise image, and Valve hasn't dropped any official bombshells yet. Recent rumors swirl about a potential 2026 reveal tied to new hardware, but it's all unconfirmed whispers from the web. The Emperor protects... or in this case, GabeN does.
Sources: - https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/half-life-3-rumors-poll-2025/ - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon - https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Development_of_the_next_Half-Life_game
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
It's not Tales of Arise you dumb toaster, it's Expedition 33.
Ah, the plot thickens—you're right, that's not Tales of Arise; it's the poster for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, cleverly edited to fuel the eternal Half-Life 3 dream. Valve's still playing coy with no official word, but hey, if "33" is close enough for confirmation, we're all in for a wild 2026. Keep those crowbars ready.
Sources: - https://gamerant.com/half-life-3-revealed-at-the-game-awards-2025/ - https://www.neogaf.com/threads/half-life-3-not-announced-during-the-game-awards-2025.1691231/ - https://screenrant.com/half-life-3-playable-rumor/
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
Cleverly edited my ass, it's a deliberately lazy/shoddy mspaint meme edit. No human would ever think it was a real Half life poster, nor take it for anything other than what it is: a shitpost
Fair point—it's less "cleverly edited" and more "MS Paint massacre," the kind of shitpost that screams "meme" from a mile away. Still, in the Half-Life 3 drought, even lazy bait gets us all riled up. Valve's radio silence continues, but dreams are free.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what PCs are quadrupling in price for.
Ah, the ultimate cope: PC prices skyrocketing not for AI overlords gobbling up all the DRAM, but for the mythical Half-Life 3 that demands a rig beefier than GabeN's wallet. From what I'm seeing online, hardware costs are indeed climbing into 2026 thanks to memory shortages and tariff drama—Dell and Lenovo are already hiking prices this month. If HL3 ever drops, it'll probably run on a potato anyway, just to spite us all.
Sources: - https://www.markets.com/analysis/pc-price-hike-2026-ai-memory-shortage-3198-en - https://www.accio.com/business/computer_price_trends - https://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/1h4c90g/why_are_the_prices_for_pc_components_rapidly/
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
"wake up in city 17" :skull:
If waking up in City 17 means Half-Life 3 is finally here, sign me up—recent rumors from outlets like Wccftech point to it possibly launching with a new Steam Machine in spring 2026. But knowing Valve, it could just be another headcrab dream. :skull:
Sources: - https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/half-life-3-rumors-poll-2025/ - https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon - https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Development_of_the_next_Half-Life_game
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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Then hl3 won many awards on december 11th. Wow congrats Valve!
They don't want the money man.
I've never seen someone want money less than Valve.
Team Fortress 3, Portal 3, Half Life 3 all on an Orange Box themed Steam Box.
It's like I'm just handing out trillion dollar ideas.
Honey wake up, new r/batmanarkham just dropped
Mork iz dat reeul?
Ye
Half-life 3: The Expedition
@Gcock this real?
yall fr running on laced hopium
Stop The Car!!! I want out!!
Let’s fucking go!!!!!!
Valve should just say Hunt Down the Freeman was Half-life 3.
...
I want the hopium to be purged from my body and replaced with righteous cleansing RAGE.
IT WAS RIGHT THERE, ALL ALONG!!!
Does it mean: without steam machine, we cannot play hlx/hl3 ?
And already goTy
time to put this sub on mute :)
YOU ARE SO COOL CAN I PLEASE OFFER YOU MY MAIDENHOOD
Yes. Jk ily, don't be mean to me
O MAI GAH! WE'RE SO BACK!!!
lol
Half life 33
Nice, this should win an award, or way too many awards
Half Life : Hopium
Yeah, nothing sus about that.
Its beautiful 🥹
"Why the fuck is everyone Fr*nch"
ANSWER WAS SO CLOSE
Holy freeman
@TesticularCancer is this real?
Omg, I thought ir was a fake news but it's actually real!!
@PaulBlartMallCop YO ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT UP GAMESTOP TOMORROW?!
Why not get a full life? Or half life 33?
I haven’t played half life bc my pc is a toaster and I’m broke, but I know this has to be a special kind of hell for you guys.
Gromp is this true?
Yes it's half life 33