I'm doing this arbitrarily for now and will have the motivation to do something useful in about 10 weeks. For now? This is a Subreddit mainly focused on finding people who post actual Honda Civics on r/foundthehondacivic, but it can be about posting them here (stock or riced, Sedan or Hatchback). Alternatively, feel free to discuss them at length, in real life or for games for your tuning/ricing desires. We're starting small (obvs), so chip in whenever you want! (Loud exhausts welcomed as long as I'm not sleeping)
YATAYATAYATYATYTATYAYTATYAYTATYATYTYATYAYTAYTATYATYTYATYATDODAOADOADOODAODODAODODODOADO DA! POOTIS!
Vroom.
VTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTECVTEC
DTEC
POOTEC
RTEC
song: poot poototototototototototototo pooot pootototototototot pootis pootis pootis pootis pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootis
uh oh i might vomit out my double stuf oreos
Why not triple?!
Poot
can i be mod pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
wait farmyard wtf
wheres real farmyard
This is my second account.
Hoi.
I can try on my main account, but remember it failed the last time
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POOTISPENSERHERE
Username checks out.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIS
VRATATATATA
(VTEC noises)
VTEC crashes because no one looks at the fuel amount DAMN IT
Flashing light noises
Welp, if your flashing lights are making noises it looks like you need some bLiNkeR fLUid
B L I N K A F L U I D I T Y
fartcan intensifies
NAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Shitbox intensifies even more
Can't wait to use my 3.5L fuel injected V6 VTEC skyactiv vvt-i engine in my Honda civic!
Mazda approved Honda I see
(reads post)
Oh, ok. Seems straight forward.
(sees comments)
Wtf...
I'll admit some responsibility for being the kind of mod who eggs on crazy behaviour as long as it's partially civil
So I can tell dispatch to exnay on the crazy truck?
Dispatch the dispatch if necessary
Oh my, that's a little extreme...
I'll go fetch my guillotine.
Only if I can use it on myself
Of course! We can throw a little party-wait wut
Mm hmm, that's the spirit (especially after it's used)
(calls dispatch again)
[gurgling sounds]
You madman! You've already began!
Totally not intentional soz
join the pootis
Pootis?
where is your sandvich
I am so confused right now...and humored.
get to the POOTEC
(is wondering why...)
somebody mentioned /r/foundthehondacivic and I grew concerned, since i drive a 2008 blue Honda civic, and there are many like mine in my town. I thought this might be a car theft ring, focusing on my car.
Finding out that page has nothing to do with cars, but instead retaliation against smug redditors I admit I have been a /u/1997_honda_civic in my time, but was never chastised.
Then seeing the joke being taken a step further by pointing out the people who don't get the joke, but also being a general Honda Civic discussion group truly brings out the joy.
Happy thanksgiving.
I'll say A HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Oh and good luck if you go out to buy something for Black Friday
sandvich
VANDSICH
sasha... eat this sandvich. pootis
SANDVICH CONSUMED
merry pootismas
and also to all the rest of reddit
R/HUNDI_SHIVICC
R/HUNDI_SHIVICC
I hate you for dat Rick roll
CLEANS HONDA CIVIC SHOTGUN
BAM
this is what I mean by a Honda Civic shotgun, btw
Why didn't I see that coming lol
Well, I ain't done yet
Tktktktkktktktkktkr chrrrrrrrrrrrer hrooom hrooom breeeeeeeeeeee wrmmmmmmm
VRARATATATATATA
u/Real_FarmYard_Gaming
someone please delete my autistic comments I fucking beg of you