This bit is so good I would buy a bottle if they sold it near me, and I don't drink tequila unless I'm at like an Applebees and they have margarita specials.
Where'd you find it? I haven't been able to locate anyplace around me that sells it.
As for the lines, I don't want them to appear in my comment history, so I'll point out you're looking for the Dilly Loves Kitty Seattle live show episode 396.
The tequila for fucking your dad.
This is my favorite one!
This bit is so good I would buy a bottle if they sold it near me, and I don't drink tequila unless I'm at like an Applebees and they have margarita specials.
Sparkledonkey tequila, now without possum urine.
…an army of 5-year-old lesbians!
…death with dignity!
And of course…the tequila for fucking your dad!
“Watch your niece’s OnlyFans!”
“Sparkle Donkey: Watch Porn On Public Internet!”
Where'd you find it? I haven't been able to locate anyplace around me that sells it.
As for the lines, I don't want them to appear in my comment history, so I'll point out you're looking for the Dilly Loves Kitty Seattle live show episode 396.
There are a couple in subsequent episodes ~400, but 396 has most of them.
The Total Wine in Lynwood WA (north of Seattle) stocks it. The distributor is local, so it makes sense that they sponsored the show here.
That does make sense. I'm in Ohio, so no such luck here.
"Give it to a child!"