Father and Childe
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  • 505 points MyClientsBark

    Nod-Krai has no Childe Labor Laws.

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    157 points NoOne215

    No Childe Left Behind

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    46 points hackenclaw

    what a Childe-dish take,,,

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    15 points The_Tizioo

    Cyno Is here

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    3 points Disastrous-Garbage13

    With Tartaglia here, this should be Childe-‘s Play

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  • 198 points Glass-Category8281

    Surprised Childe wasn't already involved.

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    131 points Napoleonex

    he got extra homework from Skirk

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    59 points Archist2357

    I would love a Childe rework/ buff

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    32 points Illustriouus

    As a childe enjoyer since 2021, PLEASE BUFF HIM

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    5 points Ultimus-Van-Hindent

    Ayo?

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    5 points Ultimus-Van-Hindent

    Ayo?

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  • 348 points almondsadnesses

    Might actually happen because I heard his voice in the trailer. Our boy is back.

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    273 points Chronoz0

    Bro returns with fully mastered Foul Legacy with the "Lover of Snezhnayan Queen" Music playing in the background

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    104 points Vault-71

    Tar Tar Tartaglia...

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    75 points pupseal

    Tar tar Tartaglia, Lover of the Tsaritsa, there was a man who'd beat up a god...

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    10 points bobo1618

    You just made me sing that out loud, well done.

    Second tar isn't even needed, his name blends into the rhythm nicely.

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    2 points Some1_35

    I would say that it's needed, instead, gotta have the same amount of repetitions

    Ra Ra Rasputin | Tar Tar Tartaglia

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    5 points ze_SAFTmon

    I would advise instead of going "Tar Tar Tartaglia" it should be "Tar Tar-taglia" as it has the same amount of syllables as "Ra Ra Rasputin".

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    6 points bobo1618

    Exactly what I meant. Via trial, error and the chagrin of my neighbours, I found this to be the most pleasant version to sing out loud.

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    2 points Some1_35

    Fair enough I suppose

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    82 points CoconutxKitten

    This is a dream

    I’ve loved Childe since 1.x 😭 He makes me so happy because he’s badass AND a complete loser at the same time

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    26 points Rain-Maker33

    Damn, I didn't even realize he was in the trailer. Some Childe fan I am. 😭

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    12 points Middle-Sale8395

    where

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    35 points GuideBusy3102

    Troops turning into monster line

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    6 points quocthuan132k

    damn, I thought it was Mika

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    22 points NapalmDesu

    Bro has so little aura he gets mistaken for the most uwusoftboy we got in store 💀

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    2 points Colonel_Zander

    I didn't feel the urge to hold Mika's face in a 2" puddle.

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    6 points lucklesspedestrian

    What about Skirk, wouldn't Dottore be someone she would want to test strength against

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    4 points LettuceBenis

    She tends to not want to get involved with purely Human Realm-related things

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  • 84 points reallinguy

    Fatui becoming the Avengers. Or maybe this is the Thunderbolts.

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    33 points Legitimate_Bat_6490

    Traveler should call The Destroyer of The Worlds.

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    19 points End8890

    Klee would like to tag along

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    4 points Latase

    some destruction lady coming out of nowhere: rules are made to be broken!

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    3 points Legitimate_Bat_6490

    Sa koko kara hairaito da

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    2 points TheUltraGuy101

    "So this is the world of Teyvat huh?"

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    1 points PhiStudios_

    decado

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  • 49 points Skyfish_93

    Harbingers Assemble

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    19 points Loros_Silvers

    And then Capitano comes in with the steel ice chair!

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  • 44 points ManicShipper

    On one hand I fully believe he'd get at least one good shot in for sure, given his improvement curve both in story and lore, I doubt he'd just get bodied, and I'm pretty dure he'd also be fully for socking Dottore directly in the nose

    On the other who else would she have asked lmao
    Capitano is chairbound, Dottore is the one they're fighting, Columbina is either gone or already on their side, Arlecchino is the one asking, Pulcinella is not getting involved in a fight, Scaramouche is already in there, Sandrone is already in there, Signora is dead, Pantalone is not getting involved in a fight, and we have no tenth

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    23 points starmadeshadows

    Just gotta throw some wheels on that chair and we'd be golden 😔

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    15 points MightyKhajiit

    Golden... wheelchair... Aglaea?

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  • 68 points Tschmelz

    Honestly, Childe is a good pick. I think he’s way stronger than his position implies by now, if this is Tsaritsa approved he’s 100% loyal to the cause, and he’s just a dog.

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    50 points Yatsufusa_K9

    And to be fair, he's the only choice.

    Disregarding their former statuses (just referring to their (former) numbers regardless of whether they're still in the Fatui or not for ease of typing):

    #1 is stuck in Natlan
    #2 is the one they're fighting
    #3 is the princess they're fighting for

    #4, #6, #7 is the squad to begin with.

    #5 & #9 are not on good terms with #4, who also claims they rarely leave the homeland (and most certainly not for a fight against #2).

    #8 is flashback moral support.

    So unless #10 gets revealed out of nowhere, there isn't really much of a choice, actually.

    I mean, if Tsaritsa really wanted it, #5 and #9 don't really have a choice to reject going, but we all know narratively they're being saved for Snezhnaya arc proper anyways (rarely leaving the homeland claim also doing double-duty as hinting at that).

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    10 points h2odragon00

    I am still holding on to the baseless theory that the Tsaritsa is gonna appoint the Traveller as #10.

    It makes sense but there is nothing supporting. Though then again, how can you imply something that would happen in the future?

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    8 points kokko693

    Honorary fatui member lmao

    Tbh it could be a thing when at the end of Snez arc we are starting to fight celestia

    But fatui are ranked by strength and I don't see traveller being last

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    6 points Martian_on_the_Moon

    My only issue with that is that why appoint him as 10th when 6th and 8th are vacant?

    Overall, it is still weird that despite them callling themselves Eleven Fatui Harbingers, there was never a time where all seats were filled.

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    6 points h2odragon00

    The fact that Sandrone kinda remembers Wanderer could be applied to the 8th seat as they feel that it belonged to someone and should keep it vacant.

    The 6th is vacant in remembrance to Signora, who thr Traveller have gotten killed.

    The 10th seat AFAWK was never occupied.

    Which makes it weird why Childe has the 11th seat.

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    6 points Wild_Temperature_610

    There is this theory that the numbers are symbolic, and isn't just ranking based on Strength, Contributions or Total Power (political, resources and combat). I don't remember what or where I saw it, but I remember somewhere that Eleventh is the oddball number, which is fitting for Childe since he doesn't really belong with the Fatui in the sense that he's way too earnest and friendly for this line of work.

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    2 points Martian_on_the_Moon

    She doesn't ''kinda'' remember Wanderer, only his words.

    As for 6th (it was Wanderer's, you mixed them) there was definitely 6th filled before Wanderer took it. We know that he was getting promotion among Harbingers. Not sure why 6th ''feels'' like it should be vacant in present day.

    As for 8th and Signora, we still didn't got confirmation if Fatui is aware that we dueled her. Only Signora, MC, Paimon, Raiden Shogun and unconscious Sara were present in castle. Besides that, even if MC was directly responsible, so what? Harbingers are ranked by strength. MC is definitely 8th at the very least since he beat Signora in 1v1. Nowhere it is stated that specific codename is tied to certain seat unless you are telling me Crucabena was 4th Harbinger.

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    1 points h2odragon00

    I knew I mixed them.

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    0 points redbossman123

    I don't know why they wouldn't be aware, considering Winter Night's Lazzo is literally her funeral

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    2 points Martian_on_the_Moon

    ?

    I am talking about them being aware that MC was involved. For all they could know, she screw up negotiation which lead to her demise. Heck! Even Wanderer said how negotating is not her strong suite.

    None of the Fatui acknowledged that we fought her.

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    27 points Anadaere

    Hes the attack dog you sic on anything, call him Princess, the way he acting like a pitbull

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  • 17 points Then-Network-6861

    He better be back our ginger has been missing for too long

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  • 14 points DarkPhoenixMishima

    Skirk: -looks in- Damn, I really want to stab this Dottore guy too.

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    1 points CapableTear1764

    "Dottore is too strong. What do we do?"

    "Into the Void!"

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  • 14 points Geraltpoonslayer

    Tbf childe is gonna be so mad once he learns about all the heavy hitters he missed out on in nordkrai

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  • 11 points TiredGrass27

    Let the children run free

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  • 10 points Glittering-Ad-1626

    Our favorite Snezhnaya Toy Seller ain’t gonna have it with Dottore

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  • 8 points h2odragon00

    Well thank god Childe wasn't around during the Rerir fight.

    Poor dude is gonna get Gojo'd.

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    12 points Loros_Silvers

    Bro is miles stronger than he was during Liyue. He's a shonen protagonist in terms of training trust

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    9 points Wild_Temperature_610

    Traveller is an isekai protagonist, Childe's a shonen protagonist.

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  • 6 points KeyMore9422

    I felt bad is crazy. She must have a lot of faith in their abilities

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  • 6 points joblessandsuicidal

    This would be funnier if Sandrone here is fully bandaged up after throwing hands at Dottore

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    12 points Spoopy_Kirei

    And then it just perists into her character design. She becomes the mummy character that was leaked in Sumeru lmao

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    2 points joblessandsuicidal

    But spooky season is a few months ago

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    4 points HorribleDat

    Or a lot of months to go...

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  • 3 points [deleted]

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    10 points Apart_Routine2793

    More likely the DIO's WRYYYYYYYYY reference

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  • 2 points Hypothon

    Might as well bring anyone available (alive/able-bodied) from the tea party alliance. At least you could trust them with your back

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  • 2 points kokko693

    I could see Childr being sad about not fighting rerir lol

    Let's goooo

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  • 2 points Mi5tman

    Jokes aside... We still don't know if the Tsaritsa will allow Arlecchino to fight Dottore. If she doesn't lift the ban on Harbingers fighting each other then Childe wouldn't be willing to fight. That boy is loyal to three things: His family, the Tsaritsa, and fighting. In that order.

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  • 1 points Loros_Silvers

    Bro got stronger since we fought him at rank 11, he is now stronger than that. He's kicking Dottore's booty trust.

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  • 1 points NapalmDesu

    He might bring in his troops on behalf of the tsaritsa to actually return bina to sneznaya but I guess he'll get no diffed by jahoda or something

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  • 1 points War_Barrage

    Childe was Mr. Worldwide in genshin during early days. Then he lack funds and start working 24*7 so he didn't travel much.

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  • 1 points floricel_112

    "So what if he gets clapped in the first second?"

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    5 points Upstairs-Mess4507

    You mean the human that survived a fight for a at least a month against a space narwhal, which Neuvillette couldn't beat without his authority and help from the Traveler. 

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  • 1 points Cephardrome

    Now Im curious how a fight between Rerir and Childe would go xdddd

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  • -6 points TheMrPotMask

    Asuming he won't get clapped like vs traveler and vs neuvillette

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    3 points Loros_Silvers

    He's way more powerful now, and Neuvillette surprise attacked him mid-transformation.

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    3 points starmadeshadows

    Oh he's gonna get clapped all right. Iykyk

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  • 0 points SofieMarie29

    Leave poor childe alone

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