Pockets for a dress, a dress with pockets
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  • 297 points Rubik842

    Alternative title: This is why dresses usually don't have pockets.

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    203 points brodievonorchard

    Would have been fine if there was a layer of reinforcement. A strip of something stiff like embroidery backing along the seam would make it less labial in appearance.

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    85 points chl000e

    Fr I have lots of dresses with pockets and none of them do this lmao

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    9 points DreamCyclone84

    Alternative Alternative title: Pocket pussy

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    4 points celestialcranberry

    Or why they should

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    3 points Rubik842

    Oh my...

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    -35 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    These are pretty common in dresses though.

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    35 points Annekke

    Nope

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    -24 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    About half of the two hundred around my house do... But I suspect that's a prerequisite for their selection.

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    59 points iamgladtohearit

    If the rate of dress pockets is 50% then that's absolutely a very careful selection bias. In the wild it's probably closer to 5%

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    -20 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    Depends I suppose, a couple of the places that seem to be always shipping them to my home include these two:

    https://lovedaphne.com.au

    https://www.number9fashion.com

    Though I will admit the only dress I personally own, that Packman skater dress that "broke the internet", does not have pockets... But it also doesn't conceal my nuts very well, and I am but a man who lives with three women... And the nuts thing seems pretty specific to me around this place.

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    27 points January1171

    Yes, the people selecting those items are intentionally selecting ones with pockets

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    9 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    So... You're saying that's a choice.

    Ok.

    Anyway, my comment about four up the chain was actually intended as an off colour joke about finding things in dresses that look like what the pocket vaguely resembles and this whole post alludes to. Because you find those in more dresses than half all dresses would be my estimate.

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    5 points Spikey-Bubba

    Genuinely I cackled

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    16 points ManicShipper

    Finally understanding the joke and oh my god you do not deserve the downvotes that is hilarious

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  • 184 points Pokemofo

    Is this the pocket pussy I've heard so much about?

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    9 points Calamity4M

    I came back just to up vote this comment

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    1 points funkfrito

    lmfao

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  • 81 points iLaysChipz

    I should call her...

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  • 41 points chekhovsdickpic

    That certainly is a place where you could put something.

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  • 24 points I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak

    Should have a zipper so it wouldn't break the outline.

    Also so that it wouldn't look like a bloody vagina.

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    21 points Throwaway392308

    A zipper would be ugly, and hard to use with how little structure it would have to pull against. There are definitely ways to design open pockets that look and function better than this.

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    -4 points I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak

    Everything's just going to fall out of an open pocket, especially if you waltz or something

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    6 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    You and I waltz very differently...

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  • 12 points 1ustfu1

    r/mildlypussy

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    3 points pissfacemcmemesnort

    r/wildlyvagina

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    1 points BambooSound

    https://youtu.be/GlCN7sLh6Gk?si=ZDe41FZYUUy7QHu2

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    3 points 1ustfu1

    chat should i click the suspicious youtube link

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    3 points BambooSound

    my name's clive actually but yeah

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    1 points _fly-on-the-wall_

    it was safe & i enjoyed it, but i have zero idea what it had to do with anything

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  • 7 points RevolutionaryRock823

    Now THATS a Hot Pocket

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  • 4 points ThatPerson000

    r/theyknew

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  • 2 points SapphicSticker

    pleb

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  • 1 points SapphicSticker

    Dresses with pockets are the literal best you just found the one that was made weird

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  • 1 points Aggravating_Smoke179

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    This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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    1 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    Just have wank and go chop wood man.

    Chop chop, then chop chop.

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  • 1 points Serious_Winter_

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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    1 points NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

    Well I did, and got a laugh out of that, so maybe r/putyourdickinthat would be more appropriate?

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  • 1 points Antstony420

    You could get your first in there easily

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