Grok, Now Built Into Teslas for Navigation, Says It Would Run Over a Billion Children to Avoid Hitting Elon Musk
  • 64 points Funkopedia

    well unfortunately there aren't a billion children here, got any other ideas?

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    19 points IDreamOfSailing

    It's not the destination, it's the journey that counts.

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    4 points pixel_gaming579

    Time for a children-hitting road trip?

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    3 points Ediwir

    IVF?

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    2 points Dreadnoughtus_2014

    If only it was IVI. Could have been in-vitro infanticide, but only with added homicide.

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  • 67 points definitiveyoshi

    Good news, I will never buy a Tesla. They've always been dogshit cars.

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    21 points activator

    It annoys me beyond belief when YouTube reviewers say they are luxury cars... Like what the actual fuck? Never watch their videos again if they're that ignorant of the word luxury

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    8 points definitiveyoshi

    They're luxury cars in the same way William Shatner is an actor.

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    5 points Lazerus42

    Hahah, I love this but I hate this. Shatner is definitely an actor. Its just he has more fun being himself.

    -- William Shatner is a classically trained, accomplished Shakespearean actor who performed at the Stratford Festival in Canada and on Broadway before becoming Captain Kirk, bringing his strong stage presence and rhythmic delivery to Star Trek, often described as a blend of theatrical gravitas and "cowboy swagger". He was part of the prestigious Stratford Shakespeare Festival, even replacing Christopher Plummer as Henry V, and starred in Tamburlaine the Great on Broadway, showcasing his formal training. --

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    2 points definitiveyoshi

    Hey I love Star Trek so captain Kirk will always have a special place in my heart. But not as much as Captain Picard.

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    1 points Silly-Elderberry-411

    These are all true. So is him being a paycheck actor lending his talents to a spider monster movie or priceline commercials.

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    4 points Dr_Insano_MD

    Remember in the mid 2010s when Reddit wouldn't stop glazing Tesla and Elon? That was until everyone realized he's an insane lunatic.

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    3 points definitiveyoshi

    I do remember that. He had excellent PR to the point I was told by people he literally only makes money "to do good in the world" uh huh. You don't work with Peter Thiel and do "good in the world".

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    3 points AtJackBaldwin

    Doesn't stop one running you over though

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  • 9 points Practical_Breakfast4

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  • 6 points vandon

    K, now just need someone to lightly run into some kids and y'all can sue Tesla and musk for a billion dollars.  /s mostly 

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  • 4 points ThatAmishGuy023

    Elon ruined Grok like he ruined Twitter

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