😂😂😂
  • 84 points reginapretty

    he said ‘not in my house’

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    18 points callme-quin

    😂😂

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    14 points lxxTBonexxl

    The dad definitely spent extra time making the bacon ‘perfect’ just to flex lmao

    source: am a dad

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  • 35 points DealOk3529

    9am and he’s already disowned

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  • 19 points Alternative-Basil291

    petty... i lpve it 😂

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  • 16 points RaspberryReady3301

    Balance has been restored

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  • 11 points SergiouseMaximus

    At this rate, the weight they will lose will be gained by the dad.

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    2 points Material_Error6774

    And the balance is restored!!!

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  • 6 points Spirited_Figure_3234

    😂

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  • 8 points sedrech818

    That is the saddest looking turkey bacon. Maybe I just get the unhealthy kind.

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  • 5 points Competitive-Gift5813

    The way dad escalated this is art

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  • 4 points Coletteorsomething

    Bro put a half lb of bacon on one taco

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  • 3 points Serious_girl_2039

    Balance has been restored, the prophecy fulfilled

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  • 3 points BlackKingHFC

    Turkey bacon isn't great but microwaving it really isn't doing it any favors. It's so grey and limp.

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  • 3 points becauseinsomnia

    He is a cool dad

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  • 3 points Artrysa

    To be fair, that is the saddest looking bacon I've seen in my life.

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  • 2 points LPedraz

    What is the intended way of eating what the father made, though? He just cooked a bunch of bacon and eggs, but put a tortilla on the dish?

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    1 points EL3G

    No sauce on either is a travesty.

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  • 2 points dbutter26

    Is your dad Ron Swanson?

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  • 1 points Worried_Pianist_4868

    what was even that first picture

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    1 points maokaby

    Mostly bread. I feel sorry for this "diet".

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  • 1 points Flashy-Raspberry-131

    He sent that like he actually made a taco.

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  • 1 points the-b00ty-bandit

    That top one looks like they didn't even cook the turkey. And did they use half an egg?

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  • 1 points Owl_Queen101

    Turkey back is GREAT you just gave to cook it right.

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  • 1 points dothefanDango92

    Both look horrible. Do you want some bacon with that fat?

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  • 1 points OMA702

    Real taco lmfao, that’s just as bad

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  • 1 points Four-HourErection

    No such thing as turkey bacon.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    W Father

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  • 1 points Dustfelted

    petty...🤣😂

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  • 1 points Dependent_Lie7284

    Great father

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  • 1 points Rough_Description868

    That dad’s a legend 🫶

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  • 1 points Nytheran

    Cook the tortilla ffs

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  • 1 points ZaavansMom

    OK but that turkey bacon isn't cooked. You are supposed to cook it in the oven, bitty eat it raw like that.

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  • 1 points Oonartakanoll

    Dad’s taco just ended world hunger and all diets everywhere

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  • 0 points immacomment-here-now

    Illchay father sussin illchay sussin down by law cuz

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