Bro succeed in life
  • 1097 points Low_Recommendation85

    Dude made his own "search by cup size" option.

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    261 points ToolStackJournal

    Bro basically speed-ran evolution 💀

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    8 points babyredcheeksxx

    speed run

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    67 points orzelski

    like Zuck, but better

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    24 points Derrick_Shon

    The new Tinder

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    50 points feeltrig

    Bruh disabled the "girls won't talk to me" option

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    7 points hatkinson1000

    looool!! yes

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    2 points New-Special-2638

    Yeah... infinite IQ move.

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  • 460 points AmItheonlySaneperson

    Wish I had a business idea. Or just a gf with big tits 

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    131 points threecolorless

    Really a gf or idea of any kind would be a start.

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    57 points AmItheonlySaneperson

    yeah im not picky

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    14 points FalseRepeat2346

    You are so humble and the only sane person I see here.

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    8 points Ancient-Bat1755

    If you already have big tits, try being confident, clean and a jokester worked for me.

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    17 points AmItheonlySaneperson

    "pull yourself up by your boottits"

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    14 points Mandalore354

    I wish I had a business with big tits

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    6 points itsagoodtime

    I wish I had a business owning big titted girlfriend. Sadly I'm just beating it to this guy's website. 2025 version of bra section of the sears catalog.

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    4 points Ivebeencharles0198

    Not even as big as those just you know larger.

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  • 123 points KofC83

    There are 3 G's in that pic 😎

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    26 points Big_Bad_Baboon

    Real G’s move in silence like lasagna

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    7 points dirt_is_here

    Haha. Clever.

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  • 260 points saltyhumor

    I like how this post is measuring success with cup size.

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    113 points Emilio4kF

    Is there another way?

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    -18 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    10 points JaxVos

    Not entirely true, but your point?

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    9 points Agile_Supermarket239

    No they don’t, they use millimeters for the band size but for the cup it’s lettered just like the US although the EU only uses single letters so no DD which is a shame because it’s fun to say double D in relation to boobs.

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    7 points warpedspoon

    For bra sizes?

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    11 points dangeldud

    It's how all the ai subs are measuring AGI so feels appropriate.

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    2 points AdmiralJTK

    I am not aware of any other criteria

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  • 104 points V3N3SS4

    Ah its not easy to have girl with big cups.
    The moment you step outside, whe whole word is starring at her.

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    73 points MetricJester

    I'd hope so, my wife is pretty.

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    38 points Content_Study_1575

    As (as my mother puts it) someone with a “big lung capacity” I think the only “uneasy” thing my husband dislikes is the price of bras. Which fucking same bro. Fucking same.

    Edit to add: I forgot. He doesn’t like it when he gets reminded it hurts my back having them since my health is getting worse and it’s getting harder for me to be mobile.

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    13 points 98Jacoby

    My wife is also the same. I just make sure to bust out a lot of back/shoulder massages.

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    7 points KarlPHungus

    Bust. Giggity.

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    6 points StraightSomewhere236

    Gotta get in some resistance training. It does wonders to help fight the back pain and will keep your mobility from degrading.

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    9 points Content_Study_1575

    Oh I have chronic pain bc I was almost killed and degenerative disk disease. Now with Ehlers Danlos possibly. I’m cooked homie but I appreciate the advice 😅

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    3 points XenoDrake1

    Kind of a long shot, did you try carnivore diet? It helps with auto immune disease, and also muscle and joint pain. Basically a "live pain free" ticket as long as you're willing to sustain the diet.

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    2 points Content_Study_1575

    Yes. I’ve been vegetarian and the carnivore diet. Now I eat maybe once a day but I throw it up and then get so sick I won’t eat for a week or two. All in all my body is failing and my liver and kidneys are shutting down. So what I previously stated was just like structural issues about the back pain. But currently I’m just raw dogging tf out of life and chilling with my husband and kids just kinda waiting on an answer for something lol.

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    2 points RHTQ1

    🥺🍀🙏🏻

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    2 points StraightSomewhere236

    Even body weight or assisted bodyweight movements will help! There are things you can do to improve your physical health at any ability that isn't completely bedridden.

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    31 points Tjam3s

    Is easy if you do some work on mental health to help that insecurity.

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    4 points S0LARCRY

    Fr, these people have no idea that they self report like that.

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    7 points YoungBpB2013

    But you gotta have confidence in yourself as a man to know that she ain’t going anywhere. Everyone can look all they want, get jealous, and hate their own lives. Imma keep on going up up up with her. Just gotta be secure in your relationship and as a man.

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    5 points BestNarcissist

    if the only thing keeping your girl from straying is lack of interest, you need a better girl

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    2 points 98Jacoby

    ...or they need to be better for their girl

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    2 points BestNarcissist

    Wait, I thought I was on r/funnymemes. This is a private subreddit for 15 year old boys who blame every problem on women, right?

    But yeah, if your girl thinks that the value you bring to the relationship is less than that of a stare, either you're worthless or your girl is stupid.

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    2 points thediesel26

    That’s when you stare right the fuck back

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    0 points Violent_Volcano

    Lol i just picture a woman with googly eyes on her shirt

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    2 points djnehi

    And it is great. Because they are envious and I am winning.

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    1 points CaptainSterlingLAS

    And?

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    1 points No_Structure_9283

    They can stare. My meal is secured 😋

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    1 points CyclesSmiles

    When my back did not hold it anymore, I got a reduction. Can recommend. Ability to breathe is rather nice to have, I discovered.

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    1 points ChibaCityStatic

    Spoken like a true Arabian man. Perhaps get a Burkha for yours so no one looks? 

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  • 44 points textbookstud

    W

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    24 points PatentedPotato

    G

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    4 points Advanced_Pear_964

    Q

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    2 points Even-Stranger5764

    Goodbye.

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    2 points red-sparkles

    r/suddenlyouija

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  • 22 points Top-Candle-5481

    Those glasses are pretty cool too. What a chad.

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  • 7 points SadlyUnderrated

    "What's your wife's name?"

    "G-cup sized customer number 87"

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  • 7 points Mediocre-Catch9580

    She just wants you for the free bras.  Can’t imagine what a g cup costs. 

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    6 points Denisa_Taylor

    Around 62€ per 1 bra

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    4 points MagisterLivoniae

    Suspiciously precise ...

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    2 points Spiffy_Pumpkin

    Not the initial person you were talking to but bras in unconventional sizes are harder to come by and more expensive than standard sizes.

    The person you were commenting to is correct; $75 is about right for a bra in that size. (And that's a 'cheap' one.)

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    3 points Mediocre_Daikon6935

    And you don’t want a cheap one…

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  • 26 points unstoppablemuscle

    She looks like a sex doll

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    13 points thequn

    I thought it was a sex doll

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    4 points GhostE3E3E3

    She*

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    0 points StraightSomewhere236

    In this case the it is referring to the picture. So a she is not necessary. As in "I thought IT was a picture of a guy with a sex robot." They just shortened it down for convenience sake.

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    -1 points GhostE3E3E3

    No.

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    0 points StraightSomewhere236

    Enjoy being wrong

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    0 points GhostE3E3E3

    Right back atcha

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    0 points StraightSomewhere236

    Look, I know its tough thinking you had a chance to be a hero and white knight for some random woman you will never even speak to, but you jumped the gun and failed to have a basic grasp of the Grammer situation. Now you're doubling down and just looking worse, stop it while you're already 4 feet down, you don't need to hit bedrock while you bury yourself.

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    1 points thequn

    Well it actually is a sex doll I am correct.

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    1 points GhostE3E3E3

    Dawg, that ain’t my point, my point was about the grammar. And seeing as you’re spelling “grammar” as “Grammer” (among numerous other grammatical issues) I don’t feel as though you are qualified to be speaking from the standpoint of English advice or judgment. Also for someone with such shitty English, you write too much.

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    -1 points Low-Condition4243

    Who the hell cares

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  • 17 points Honest-tinder-review

    Random picture with made up story

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  • 11 points Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

    What they don't tell you, the customer is his second cousin twice removed.

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    17 points 657896

    And she’s only with him because G cup bras are expensive af.

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    8 points GottaKatsuEmAll

    What they don't tell you, the customer is actually the guy!

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    2 points huluvudu

    Even once removed would have been good enough, for a second cousin.

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    1 points CntBlah

    And what does that make us?

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  • 4 points AnkhKeeper

    How does this even happen (customer-buyer turned into lovers)💀 Sounds fake af!

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  • 5 points Johnny69Vegas

    "You know about the cups, don't you?" --Frank Costanza

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    3 points Jolly-Acanthisitta45

    There's the A... The B... The C... The D. That's the biggest

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  • 3 points Professional-Cap1598

    Crying in B cup 🥲

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    0 points HillanatorOfState

    Some of us prefer around that honestly, also less potential back issues and pains for you, I knew a girl that had to get custom bras made back in HS(was one of my friends from childhood basically, so she talked to me about everything) and she was already having bad back pains then...she got a reduction after HS and is way happier now.

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  • 3 points Any_Translator6613

    Dude optimized his stack.

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  • 2 points No-Educator151

    Note to self: open lingerie store/website.

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  • 3 points itsjakerobb

    Beware: you want ~36G, not ~50G.

    Unless you don’t. You do you.

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    1 points MagisterLivoniae

    What does the number indicate?

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    3 points itsjakerobb

    Band size. Inches around her torso below the boobies. Bigger numbers mean a bigger lady, and if the cup size stays G, the boobies don’t grow proportionally.

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  • 3 points Forsaken-Algae-7314

    Is like bro’s dream came through

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    1 points MagisterLivoniae

    through or true ?

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  • 2 points Substantial-Gain-596

    He's gonna need money for breast reduction surgery. Or back surgery.

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    2 points astreeter2

    Or alimony.

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  • 1 points Character_Thought941

    Lol

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  • 1 points Even_Section5620

    G whizz….

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  • 1 points thynetruly

    Oh so the reason I'm single is because I'm buying k cups from women

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  • 1 points Remarkable-Volume615

    Is this legit? 🤣

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  • 1 points maven10k

    He's like a chess master. Always 2 moves ahead.

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  • 1 points aquasKapeGoat

    The real G

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  • 1 points why_u_so_grumpy

    Sure you did

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  • 1 points RZ1984

    Lucky fucker

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  • 1 points justinmackey84

    Their relationship is brilliant! Not only do they get each other, but he has a muse for his product, and she gets free bras! Because I’m guessing bras get more expensive the bigger they are.

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  • 1 points KitchenGun115

    Finding small band G cup bras must be a pain, like if she were a 30G.

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  • 1 points TheKindPet

    Giggles in G-cup.

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  • 1 points Ill_Pineapple_1975

    Teach me Master! 😁

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  • 1 points Windthrasher637

    He's living his life and more sex with his wife

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  • 1 points Electronic_Cicada_46

    Nice.

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  • 1 points OverallAd7999

    Cheers to him!!

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  • 1 points FeeHumble868

    What is attractive about huge b00bs? I don’t get it..

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  • 1 points PauseAffectionate720

    Well done

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  • 1 points Icy_Knowledge_93

    Jealous bro

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  • 1 points Crafty_Parking_322

    Reverse image search on Gemini result:

    This image features two well-known public figures from China: ​The Man (Right): This is Lang Lang, the world-renowned concert pianist. He is recognizable here by the white-rimmed glasses he is wearing. ​The Woman (Left): This is Gong Xinliang (also known as Miu Miu), a Chinese actress and model. ​Context of the Image: This photo comes from entertainment news and paparazzi reports, circulating widely around 2012–2013. During that period, there were widespread rumors and media speculation that the two were in a romantic relationship. The image is often cited in articles discussing their alleged dating history before Lang Lang eventually married fellow pianist Gina Alice Redlinger in 2019.

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  • 1 points Mysterious-Dare-4966

    I really dont know why girls with big cupsize are somehow so rare😂 in my area the single Women have like B-Cups or smth

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  • 1 points Reddit_Reader007

    why would people laugh at him for starting a business?🤔

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  • 1 points AdMysterious8699

    I read this thinking the girl started the store.

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  • 1 points Spare-Cranberry3784

    More proof?

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  • 1 points eldeku1

    Bro said let me cook.

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded-Art-469

    Denzel: "my man"

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  • 1 points nomamesgueyz

    Smart

    Give em a reason to come to you

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    0 points am-i-coder

    How knows/knew how to sell 😀

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  • 1 points Another_bone

    bro married modded Ada Wong. good for him!

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  • 1 points his_savagery

    God, I want a gf with big tits so badly!!!!!!

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    0 points Organicolette

    Start your bra business then!

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    -1 points AnkhKeeper

    Honey, we all want gf with big tits. Get in the line

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    1 points TvaMatka1234

    Not true, I prefer small tits

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    1 points AnkhKeeper

    Honey, we all want gf with small tits. Get in the line

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    1 points TvaMatka1234

    I think most correct would be to say "we all want gf with tits", no descriptor needed lol

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    1 points AnkhKeeper

    I’m just being silly. Please entertain my nonsense

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    -1 points his_savagery

    A-Are you one?

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  • 0 points AssBlastFromDaPast

    Looks like a guy in a wig but okay go off I guess 

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  • 0 points Basemastuh_J

    If those are G's then I'm a purple tailed platypus

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  • -1 points morkthaspork

    Its hard to explain your dreams to someone once you've had them

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  • -4 points Moist_Taco_Crippler

    It won't be worth it when she is playing jump rope with them in 40 years.

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    5 points Appropriate-Egg-8776

    Yeah your balls will dry up and shrivel too, no need to brag.

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    -1 points Moist_Taco_Crippler

    I'm just saying. All the men that want a stacked girlfriend forget what time will do. And yes, any and all bodies will be gross and disgusting by old age.

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    1 points 98Jacoby

    That's not it though. Big breasts and big hips are what most men seek instinctually. They're both signs of fertility and child-bearing/child-rearing. Hate it all you want, but it's true.

    The same goes for women looking for men. That's why women want fit, tall, and wide-shouldered men. It can be seen as they're more likely to be a better protector and provider.

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    2 points Albinofreaken

    Jokes on you, I like them long "swing low, sweet chariots"

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    1 points Moist_Taco_Crippler

    I'd rather them be low Cs-Bs. For her back and for my future.

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    2 points Appropriate-Egg-8776

    Your poor future

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    1 points Moist_Taco_Crippler

    I'm more of an assman, really.

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  • 0 points frisco-frisky-dom

    G-whiz!

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  • 0 points relaxyourshoulders

    G-zus Christ

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  • 0 points Flat__Line

    Not by fucking half cups either.

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  • 0 points davidfhayes

    Bruh

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  • 0 points northernwolf3000

    And this is how I met your mother ..

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  • 0 points khaman_dhokla

    Hmmmmm

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  • 0 points Guyborg99

    The problem with G cups is you are going to spend the rest of your life giving back rubs not front rubs, if you know what I mean.

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  • 0 points Vimaiamonniau

    Dude unlocked the secret level of entrepreneurship success

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  • -3 points BestNarcissist

    those are gonna look like shit in 20 years. Better have her downsize after having a bit of fun with 'em

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  • -1 points Content_Study_1575

    Homie “irl-ed” jiggle effects 😩

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  • -2 points GlxyUltimateDestryer

    DAMN

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  • -4 points Rwhite5440

    Score

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