I wish I had a business owning big titted girlfriend. Sadly I'm just beating it to this guy's website. 2025 version of bra section of the sears catalog.
No they don’t, they use millimeters for the band size but for the cup it’s lettered just like the US although the EU only uses single letters so no DD which is a shame because it’s fun to say double D in relation to boobs.
As (as my mother puts it) someone with a “big lung capacity” I think the only “uneasy” thing my husband dislikes is the price of bras. Which fucking same bro. Fucking same.
Edit to add: I forgot. He doesn’t like it when he gets reminded it hurts my back having them since my health is getting worse and it’s getting harder for me to be mobile.
Oh I have chronic pain bc I was almost killed and degenerative disk disease. Now with Ehlers Danlos possibly. I’m cooked homie but I appreciate the advice 😅
Kind of a long shot, did you try carnivore diet?
It helps with auto immune disease, and also muscle and joint pain.
Basically a "live pain free" ticket as long as you're willing to sustain the diet.
Yes. I’ve been vegetarian and the carnivore diet. Now I eat maybe once a day but I throw it up and then get so sick I won’t eat for a week or two. All in all my body is failing and my liver and kidneys are shutting down. So what I previously stated was just like structural issues about the back pain. But currently I’m just raw dogging tf out of life and chilling with my husband and kids just kinda waiting on an answer for something lol.
Even body weight or assisted bodyweight movements will help! There are things you can do to improve your physical health at any ability that isn't completely bedridden.
But you gotta have confidence in yourself as a man to know that she ain’t going anywhere. Everyone can look all they want, get jealous, and hate their own lives. Imma keep on going up up up with her. Just gotta be secure in your relationship and as a man.
Wait, I thought I was on r/funnymemes. This is a private subreddit for 15 year old boys who blame every problem on women, right?
But yeah, if your girl thinks that the value you bring to the relationship is less than that of a stare, either you're worthless or your girl is stupid.
In this case the it is referring to the picture. So a she is not necessary. As in "I thought IT was a picture of a guy with a sex robot." They just shortened it down for convenience sake.
Look, I know its tough thinking you had a chance to be a hero and white knight for some random woman you will never even speak to, but you jumped the gun and failed to have a basic grasp of the Grammer situation. Now you're doubling down and just looking worse, stop it while you're already 4 feet down, you don't need to hit bedrock while you bury yourself.
Dawg, that ain’t my point, my point was about the grammar. And seeing as you’re spelling “grammar” as “Grammer” (among numerous other grammatical issues) I don’t feel as though you are qualified to be speaking from the standpoint of English advice or judgment. Also for someone with such shitty English, you write too much.
Some of us prefer around that honestly, also less potential back issues and pains for you, I knew a girl that had to get custom bras made back in HS(was one of my friends from childhood basically, so she talked to me about everything) and she was already having bad back pains then...she got a reduction after HS and is way happier now.
Band size. Inches around her torso below the boobies. Bigger numbers mean a bigger lady, and if the cup size stays G, the boobies don’t grow proportionally.
Their relationship is brilliant! Not only do they get each other, but he has a muse for his product, and she gets free bras! Because I’m guessing bras get more expensive the bigger they are.
This image features two well-known public figures from China:
The Man (Right): This is Lang Lang, the world-renowned concert pianist. He is recognizable here by the white-rimmed glasses he is wearing.
The Woman (Left): This is Gong Xinliang (also known as Miu Miu), a Chinese actress and model.
Context of the Image:
This photo comes from entertainment news and paparazzi reports, circulating widely around 2012–2013. During that period, there were widespread rumors and media speculation that the two were in a romantic relationship. The image is often cited in articles discussing their alleged dating history before Lang Lang eventually married fellow pianist Gina Alice Redlinger in 2019.
I'm just saying. All the men that want a stacked girlfriend forget what time will do. And yes, any and all bodies will be gross and disgusting by old age.
That's not it though. Big breasts and big hips are what most men seek instinctually. They're both signs of fertility and child-bearing/child-rearing. Hate it all you want, but it's true.
The same goes for women looking for men. That's why women want fit, tall, and wide-shouldered men. It can be seen as they're more likely to be a better protector and provider.
Dude made his own "search by cup size" option.
Bro basically speed-ran evolution 💀
speed run
like Zuck, but better
The new Tinder
Bruh disabled the "girls won't talk to me" option
looool!! yes
Yeah... infinite IQ move.
Wish I had a business idea. Or just a gf with big tits
Really a gf or idea of any kind would be a start.
yeah im not picky
You are so humble and the only sane person I see here.
If you already have big tits, try being confident, clean and a jokester worked for me.
"pull yourself up by your boottits"
I wish I had a business with big tits
I wish I had a business owning big titted girlfriend. Sadly I'm just beating it to this guy's website. 2025 version of bra section of the sears catalog.
Not even as big as those just you know larger.
There are 3 G's in that pic 😎
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna
Haha. Clever.
I like how this post is measuring success with cup size.
Is there another way?
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Not entirely true, but your point?
No they don’t, they use millimeters for the band size but for the cup it’s lettered just like the US although the EU only uses single letters so no DD which is a shame because it’s fun to say double D in relation to boobs.
For bra sizes?
It's how all the ai subs are measuring AGI so feels appropriate.
I am not aware of any other criteria
Ah its not easy to have girl with big cups.
The moment you step outside, whe whole word is starring at her.
I'd hope so, my wife is pretty.
As (as my mother puts it) someone with a “big lung capacity” I think the only “uneasy” thing my husband dislikes is the price of bras. Which fucking same bro. Fucking same.
Edit to add: I forgot. He doesn’t like it when he gets reminded it hurts my back having them since my health is getting worse and it’s getting harder for me to be mobile.
My wife is also the same. I just make sure to bust out a lot of back/shoulder massages.
Bust. Giggity.
Gotta get in some resistance training. It does wonders to help fight the back pain and will keep your mobility from degrading.
Oh I have chronic pain bc I was almost killed and degenerative disk disease. Now with Ehlers Danlos possibly. I’m cooked homie but I appreciate the advice 😅
Kind of a long shot, did you try carnivore diet? It helps with auto immune disease, and also muscle and joint pain. Basically a "live pain free" ticket as long as you're willing to sustain the diet.
Yes. I’ve been vegetarian and the carnivore diet. Now I eat maybe once a day but I throw it up and then get so sick I won’t eat for a week or two. All in all my body is failing and my liver and kidneys are shutting down. So what I previously stated was just like structural issues about the back pain. But currently I’m just raw dogging tf out of life and chilling with my husband and kids just kinda waiting on an answer for something lol.
🥺🍀🙏🏻
Even body weight or assisted bodyweight movements will help! There are things you can do to improve your physical health at any ability that isn't completely bedridden.
Is easy if you do some work on mental health to help that insecurity.
Fr, these people have no idea that they self report like that.
But you gotta have confidence in yourself as a man to know that she ain’t going anywhere. Everyone can look all they want, get jealous, and hate their own lives. Imma keep on going up up up with her. Just gotta be secure in your relationship and as a man.
if the only thing keeping your girl from straying is lack of interest, you need a better girl
...or they need to be better for their girl
Wait, I thought I was on r/funnymemes. This is a private subreddit for 15 year old boys who blame every problem on women, right?
But yeah, if your girl thinks that the value you bring to the relationship is less than that of a stare, either you're worthless or your girl is stupid.
That’s when you stare right the fuck back
Lol i just picture a woman with googly eyes on her shirt
And it is great. Because they are envious and I am winning.
And?
They can stare. My meal is secured 😋
When my back did not hold it anymore, I got a reduction. Can recommend. Ability to breathe is rather nice to have, I discovered.
Spoken like a true Arabian man. Perhaps get a Burkha for yours so no one looks?
W
G
Q
Goodbye.
r/suddenlyouija
Those glasses are pretty cool too. What a chad.
"What's your wife's name?"
"G-cup sized customer number 87"
She just wants you for the free bras. Can’t imagine what a g cup costs.
Around 62€ per 1 bra
Suspiciously precise ...
Not the initial person you were talking to but bras in unconventional sizes are harder to come by and more expensive than standard sizes.
The person you were commenting to is correct; $75 is about right for a bra in that size. (And that's a 'cheap' one.)
And you don’t want a cheap one…
She looks like a sex doll
I thought it was a sex doll
She*
In this case the it is referring to the picture. So a she is not necessary. As in "I thought IT was a picture of a guy with a sex robot." They just shortened it down for convenience sake.
No.
Enjoy being wrong
Right back atcha
Look, I know its tough thinking you had a chance to be a hero and white knight for some random woman you will never even speak to, but you jumped the gun and failed to have a basic grasp of the Grammer situation. Now you're doubling down and just looking worse, stop it while you're already 4 feet down, you don't need to hit bedrock while you bury yourself.
Well it actually is a sex doll I am correct.
Dawg, that ain’t my point, my point was about the grammar. And seeing as you’re spelling “grammar” as “Grammer” (among numerous other grammatical issues) I don’t feel as though you are qualified to be speaking from the standpoint of English advice or judgment. Also for someone with such shitty English, you write too much.
Who the hell cares
Random picture with made up story
What they don't tell you, the customer is his second cousin twice removed.
And she’s only with him because G cup bras are expensive af.
What they don't tell you, the customer is actually the guy!
Even once removed would have been good enough, for a second cousin.
And what does that make us?
How does this even happen (customer-buyer turned into lovers)💀 Sounds fake af!
"You know about the cups, don't you?" --Frank Costanza
There's the A... The B... The C... The D. That's the biggest
Crying in B cup 🥲
Some of us prefer around that honestly, also less potential back issues and pains for you, I knew a girl that had to get custom bras made back in HS(was one of my friends from childhood basically, so she talked to me about everything) and she was already having bad back pains then...she got a reduction after HS and is way happier now.
Dude optimized his stack.
Note to self: open lingerie store/website.
Beware: you want ~36G, not ~50G.
Unless you don’t. You do you.
What does the number indicate?
Band size. Inches around her torso below the boobies. Bigger numbers mean a bigger lady, and if the cup size stays G, the boobies don’t grow proportionally.
Is like bro’s dream came through
through or true ?
He's gonna need money for breast reduction surgery. Or back surgery.
Or alimony.
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Lol
G whizz….
Oh so the reason I'm single is because I'm buying k cups from women
Is this legit? 🤣
He's like a chess master. Always 2 moves ahead.
The real G
Sure you did
Lucky fucker
Their relationship is brilliant! Not only do they get each other, but he has a muse for his product, and she gets free bras! Because I’m guessing bras get more expensive the bigger they are.
Finding small band G cup bras must be a pain, like if she were a 30G.
Giggles in G-cup.
Teach me Master! 😁
He's living his life and more sex with his wife
Nice.
Cheers to him!!
What is attractive about huge b00bs? I don’t get it..
Well done
Jealous bro
Reverse image search on Gemini result:
This image features two well-known public figures from China: The Man (Right): This is Lang Lang, the world-renowned concert pianist. He is recognizable here by the white-rimmed glasses he is wearing. The Woman (Left): This is Gong Xinliang (also known as Miu Miu), a Chinese actress and model. Context of the Image: This photo comes from entertainment news and paparazzi reports, circulating widely around 2012–2013. During that period, there were widespread rumors and media speculation that the two were in a romantic relationship. The image is often cited in articles discussing their alleged dating history before Lang Lang eventually married fellow pianist Gina Alice Redlinger in 2019.
I really dont know why girls with big cupsize are somehow so rare😂 in my area the single Women have like B-Cups or smth
why would people laugh at him for starting a business?🤔
I read this thinking the girl started the store.
More proof?
Bro said let me cook.
Denzel: "my man"
Smart
Give em a reason to come to you
How knows/knew how to sell 😀
bro married modded Ada Wong. good for him!
God, I want a gf with big tits so badly!!!!!!
Start your bra business then!
Honey, we all want gf with big tits. Get in the line
Not true, I prefer small tits
Honey, we all want gf with small tits. Get in the line
I think most correct would be to say "we all want gf with tits", no descriptor needed lol
I’m just being silly. Please entertain my nonsense
A-Are you one?
Looks like a guy in a wig but okay go off I guess
If those are G's then I'm a purple tailed platypus
Its hard to explain your dreams to someone once you've had them
It won't be worth it when she is playing jump rope with them in 40 years.
Yeah your balls will dry up and shrivel too, no need to brag.
I'm just saying. All the men that want a stacked girlfriend forget what time will do. And yes, any and all bodies will be gross and disgusting by old age.
That's not it though. Big breasts and big hips are what most men seek instinctually. They're both signs of fertility and child-bearing/child-rearing. Hate it all you want, but it's true.
The same goes for women looking for men. That's why women want fit, tall, and wide-shouldered men. It can be seen as they're more likely to be a better protector and provider.
Jokes on you, I like them long "swing low, sweet chariots"
I'd rather them be low Cs-Bs. For her back and for my future.
Your poor future
I'm more of an assman, really.
G-whiz!
G-zus Christ
Not by fucking half cups either.
Bruh
And this is how I met your mother ..
Hmmmmm
The problem with G cups is you are going to spend the rest of your life giving back rubs not front rubs, if you know what I mean.
Dude unlocked the secret level of entrepreneurship success
those are gonna look like shit in 20 years. Better have her downsize after having a bit of fun with 'em
Homie “irl-ed” jiggle effects 😩
DAMN
Score