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  • 265 points teetaps

    Kinda sad that we have to be reminded but you’re doing noble work thanks OP

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    70 points Walshy231231

    Thank you

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    12 points [deleted]

    Thanks

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    14 points Walshy231231

    Thank you

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    5 points [deleted]

    Thank you.

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    36 points the_ham_guy

    A couple weeks ago i got into an argument here with someone that was arguing a scorpion isnt a scorpion if the feet doesnt touch the head 🙄🙄🙄

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    48 points Nitrocloud

    If the feet touch the head, you get a r/FullDoughnut

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    11 points tungstencompton

    Sup

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    3 points [deleted]

    I like donuts.

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    4 points Casiorollo

    In my most recent post they tried to argue that. Shame

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    5 points tungstencompton

    He's not OP, I'm the real OP! :P

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    3 points thisidntpunny

    The real question is, are you down with OPP?

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    1 points Dragonspankr

    YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!

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    1 points WolfCreekGhost

    Very informative, thank you.

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  • 1 points Antrikshy

    Yes, this is important information.

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    7 points tungstencompton

    Thanks for the validation 👌

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    5 points Revan343

    I think we should sticky it

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    5 points Antrikshy

    All right, why not?

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  • 26 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 30 points Borikhr1

    If you can see your dick, it’s a shrimp.

    If you can see your toes it’s a scorpion.

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    31 points gellis12

    When you shower, you should be able to see both at the same time. If not, it's /r/holdmyfries

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    2 points [deleted]

    But... What if I don't have toes?

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    1 points Aggravating_Ebb_5038

    What if I don't have eyes?

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  • 9 points ansoniK

    Shrimp is after pain, scorpion is pain

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  • 7 points ALPHAMAGNUS

    is there a r/FullDonkey yet?

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    14 points Walshy231231

    You mean r/GordonRamsey?

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  • 5 points phantomdancer42

    The more you know

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  • 6 points Count-Ravioli

    I’ve always called the second position the lawn chair

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    2 points its-lejon_brames

    Came here to say this! Take an upvote, your ravioli-essness

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  • 3 points Jackal000

    To recognize both correct you need to see the unnatural arch from neck to tailbone.

    Scorpion (\,.

    Shrimp (_.\,

    Notice the feet at the shrimp are beyond the head due to a more natural and easier achievable spinal arch. While it maintains a pain triggering pose of the back that is parallel to the floor

    While a scorpion is harder to achieve and Imho a bit more painful. The spine needs to maintain and hold the unnatural arch for the feet to reach the back of the head. There is also less torso parallel and more perpendicular to the floor. A scorpion is more compact than the shrimp and there fore inflicts more pain due to the subject being more compressed usually due to downwards momentum turning into kinetic energy.

    Note that both are not fully fledged if the neck is not parallel to the floor.

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    2 points iamveryDerp

    I think we need to include the criteria that a “full” shrimp or scorpion includes contact. As in: a full shrimp only occurs when the knees touch the head, and a full scorpion would involve the feet touching the back of the head.

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  • 3 points Kagalath

    Omg we have a sister sub

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  • 2 points cmon_now

    Well it's about time!

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  • 2 points ltrkar

    But that's lawn chair...

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  • 2 points Cannabanoid420

    This......was needed

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  • 2 points dartmaster666

    The one on the right is called a lawn chair.

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  • 2 points dartmaster666

    We always called the first one a lawn chair.

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  • 2 points dartmaster666

    Lawn chair.

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  • 2 points ShaneDylan96

    Isn't that a lawnchair?

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  • 2 points zuzununu

    I stumbled into this sub pressing the random sub button, and this is a great /r/nocontext submission.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Maybe we should open a sub to cover both.

    FullScorimp or FullShimpion?

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    18 points [deleted]

    r/owmyback

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    3 points [deleted]

    Looks like it existed. For memes.

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    6 points [deleted]

    That would be redundant, and in the worst case scenario it would kill both of these subs.

    On the one hand, why would people subscribe to it since there’s already fullscorpion and fullshrimp? Subscribers would just see the same content twice.

    On the other hand, people might just start posting everything in the new sub and these scorpion/shrimp specific subs would die out.

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  • 1 points akashy12

    The ass is the shrimp?

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  • 1 points Thin_Preparation_353

    D

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  • 1 points erica_b_bvb

    The right one is actually called Lawn chair

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  • 1 points Icedpyre

    You have never seen a scorpion OR a shrimp.

    Those are both humans

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  • 1 points dartmaster666

    Rob Dyedek on Ridiculousness calls the other one the Lawnchair.

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  • 1 points AC06098

    Thanks bro, I used to think both are the same and got confused with the vocabulary

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  • 1 points rjmagana1992

    I have heard of a lawn chair, does anybody know information about this unfortunate position? I’m thinking upside down shrimp.

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  • 1 points Zemirolha

    first time here. Great image for tutorial. It helps a lot

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  • 1 points Secretofthecheese

    note scribbling intensifies

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  • 1 points thatbitchulove2hate

    Is there a sub for the shrimpers

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    1 points Walshy231231

    That’s where it was cross posted from

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  • 1 points DaFunkyCake

    Care for Jesus and Love him with all your remembering and imagining, by faith we understand that the seasons of life were framed by the word of God. Be thankful for the good. Love always believes and hopes which are two among the things love does. King James Bible and pray for wisdom.

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  • 1 points CartographerGlum7367

    Didn't even realize "the shrimp" was the name for said position. Thank you for the edumacation! I'm edumacated now! Millionflare in no time meow!!! 😜🤘🏾🤙🏾

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