Sandbar. Jetski guy should have known it was too shallow to ride there given there's a dude walking in the 2 inch deep water right in front of him
Nah that guy got the moses gene (simplified version) got weaker over the generations its rare but it does happen
FAFO... clearly sees that hes ripping it in the shallows considering someone is walking right next to him.
These untrained people on jetskis are a menace. They’re constantly drunk and crashing them, and one killed a 12 year old girl here in San Diego in 2023
Man - you can see the water sheeting on the shallow sections. Must not be a water person. Sandbarperson more like.
Ignore the man walking on water.
Sandbar. Jetski guy should have known it was too shallow to ride there given there's a dude walking in the 2 inch deep water right in front of him
Nah that guy got the moses gene (simplified version) got weaker over the generations its rare but it does happen
I wanna breed with Moses!
Damn you looking for a biblical bang, life altering
Lot’s daughters perk up
Damn, I thought it was equipped with an ejection seat.
Thought that was Jesus.
Sandbars are a deep state leftist hoax.
Not that deep.
Maybe he thought Jesus was on vacation, and the water was still 4 meters deep....
Hopefully Jesus can resurrect him…
Nah imma go with him, screw the jetski scorpion we never saw that
Ahem, that was J Christ and you just missed it.
FAFO... clearly sees that hes ripping it in the shallows considering someone is walking right next to him.
He was rushing to tell his friend that he saw Jesus walking on water.
We gonna chat about Jesus strolling past or….?
He’s back to save us all from Reddit
These untrained people on jetskis are a menace. They’re constantly drunk and crashing them, and one killed a 12 year old girl here in San Diego in 2023
Wow, just read a few articles about that. Tragic and so avoidable.
We just gonna ignore the second coming of Christ?
Jet ski driver ignored him and got wrecked, don't be like jet ski driver.
We just gonna repeat the same comment?
Love every single one of em.
Do that for all of em.
Very fitting it happened after Jesus showed up.
'All the women want me and all the men want to be me.. I look cool as FUUUUUCK!'
Just gotta give props to the camera man for not failing us.
Jesus, is that you?
Hopefully Jesus can raise him from the dead
Dang it, that wasn't there at high tide... 😂
10/10.
I mean did he think that guy walking was Jesus?
What a dumb MFr
NO wake zone achieved. Hope he sucked in all that sand to ruin the engine.
Shhhii... I would've crashed too if I rode past Jesus and I hit his sandal 👡 😭
"Hey guys we finally found Jesus."
Yeah but check out this sick trick
Hello sand
Breaking your back and then drowning would be one of the worst ways to go out..
I’m giving it all she’s got Captain!
What a dumbass
JEBUS CRIPES?!?
The sea scorpion!
10/10 for going fully vertical at one point.
Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oops
Sea-scorpion!
Broken femurs maybe hips dislocated?
That didnt feel good
Man - you can see the water sheeting on the shallow sections. Must not be a water person. Sandbarperson more like.
People walk on water all the time in California