No one gives a shit--obviously--but you. So fuck you, and fuck your shit!

I pooped today too. In a box. Then I sent it to Splatty’s house. I paid for the slowest possible shipping so it will be extra ripe when it gets there. 🖕

Ol shitty ass. I hope some got on your sock.

Fuck you and your shit! I hope you get constipated until new years 💩

Blah blah blah blah yawn....

🖕💤🖕💤🖕💤🖕💤🖕💤🖕

Go finger the neighborhood goat in the early morning fog underneath the pale moonlight. 🖕