Fuck Thanksgiving. It's an American "holiday" built on genocide, oppression and theft. What a crock of shit. Fuck everything about it, and everything surrounding it. Fuck ALL of it. 🖕
While I'm at it, ... FUCK CHRISTMAS too. What a load of horse hockey. 🖕
Oh, and one more thing ... FUCK VALENTINES' DAY. Fuckin' corporate hoggery, they can all shove it up their asses. Fuck ALL of 'em. 🖕
Motherfucker you need to ride Iron Gwazi for me while you're there or don't bother coming home. It's been on my list since it was built a few years ago and it's not for pussies.
It's a badass rollercoaster at Busch Gardens AND a 28 inch dildo. But since OTT is using all of the 28 inch dildos for the Christmas party he's planning for all of his favorite altar boys we'll have to settle for the coaster version in the meantime.
Great! Have a great gig, and git some of that awesome fare and weather down there, Splatt! Shoot us a post while you're down there to let us know how it's going!!
Fuck Thanksgiving. It's an American "holiday" built on genocide, oppression and theft. What a crock of shit. Fuck everything about it, and everything surrounding it. Fuck ALL of it. 🖕
While I'm at it, ... FUCK CHRISTMAS too. What a load of horse hockey. 🖕
Oh, and one more thing ... FUCK VALENTINES' DAY. Fuckin' corporate hoggery, they can all shove it up their asses. Fuck ALL of 'em. 🖕
Never cared for thanksgiving. Fuck it and fuck it all! And fuck you! 🖕
Agreed. Although I think I got pregnant on Valentine's Day 30 years ago lol
The only holiday worth celebrating is St. Patrick's Day because it's my birthday. ☘️
Hah! I did not know that!!
But Happy Fucksgiving anyway.
Fucky Hanksgiving!!
Came for the comments, stayed for the user-names!
EDIT: Forgot where I was! Sorry! FUCK YOU!!
Go eat a rat's asshole sandwich. 🖕
Damn!! Haha Goddamn!!!! 🤣🖕
(Hey, flying to Tampa tomorrow for a week for a small gig. Not frigid here yet, but can wait to get to the ocean for real seafood and drink!)
Motherfucker you need to ride Iron Gwazi for me while you're there or don't bother coming home. It's been on my list since it was built a few years ago and it's not for pussies.
What’s an Iron Gwazi? Is that the latest 28 inch dildo that was just released?
It's a badass rollercoaster at Busch Gardens AND a 28 inch dildo. But since OTT is using all of the 28 inch dildos for the Christmas party he's planning for all of his favorite altar boys we'll have to settle for the coaster version in the meantime.
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Great! Have a great gig, and git some of that awesome fare and weather down there, Splatt! Shoot us a post while you're down there to let us know how it's going!!
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Ha! Mine is 4th of July. Crazy!
March 17 - Mark the date everyone! We'll all bake Dizzy a Dick Cake that day.
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WITH SIXTY DILDO SHAPED CANDLES ON IT
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Holy fuckballs, 60? Wow! I have 60 dildo candles in my kitchen drawer, I'll be sure to put them all up on there.