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Bulk discounts available. Offer expires Nov 30, 2025. Book now!
"Bulk discounts"
As if
1000 of your bawlz would fit in a teaspoon 🖕
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Well this explains the long line of gay men standing at your door. Good to see that the line is moving fast though, that's some superior customer service. I guess you gotta make your Xmas money somehow.
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Yo OTT, what'-cha doin' right now? Wanna sliiiiiiide ova here and gim-me a mom-ent? 2 for 1! Doorbuster prices! Don't delay!
Lick 'em.
I'm already in line. I'm typing this on my phone. Fuck you.
Fantastic! Just in time to take advantage of the Black Friday sale! Which package would you like to purchase?
The one where three fat sweaty gay midgets are licking your balls and I take pics and sell them on the dark web and you get a percentage. 0% is technically a percentage. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
Christ a-fuckin' almighty, at least I'll get a bawl-lickin' outta that! Sign me up.
I do pro bono
Thought your mom usually took care of that.
Yo, Slappy, don't delay in taking advantage of these doorbuster prices! Extended hours for the 2 for 1 special, expires Nov 30. Act now! Lick 'em!
Fuck you. You sure know how to hit a guy's weak spots with a good bargain.
Right or……you can lick muh bawlz instead! Offer lasts a life time guaranteed! All you have to do is pay me and start licking!