You're all invited to my place for Thanksgiving if you have no where to go. We're having a Spam turkey stuffed with shit and basted in dehydrated urine. Also serving a "special sauce" for gravy, an asshole casserole, and hair pie for desert. BYOB and/or weed. 🖕

3 points SixGunZen

Man,every year you really outdo that previous year on the Thanksgiving cuisine. It just gets better every year.

Personally I don't celebrate Thanksgiving because it's a huge load of revisionist whitewashed bullshit.

So instead of Thanksgiving, I thought I might celebrate Fucksgiving, and think about all the things I give a fuck about. Then I remembered that I don't give a fuck about anything. Not one goddamn thing.

So instead of Fucksgiving being about the things I give a fuck about, it will be about the people I give fucks to. You're one of those people, so here's a fuck, just for you.

💥🫵FUCK🫲🖕🫱YOU🫵💥

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3 points Splattered_Smothered

And as the first governor of the Plymouth colonists warmly conveyed to the Native Americans at that first Thanksgiving, "Suck my fuckin' balls"! 🖕

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2 points treble-n-bass

Thanks for the invite! I think I'll bring a hair pie. And a yule log.

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3 points Splattered_Smothered

...yule log.

Doesn't u/DizzyCuntNC have a dildo in her collection by this name?

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3 points treble-n-bass

Yep. And it’s tapered at the end. Wanna know why?

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2 points Splattered_Smothered

Sure, I'm game. Why?

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3 points treble-n-bass

So your butthole doesn't slam shut.

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3 points DizzyCuntNC

Trebby isn't lying 😂

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2 points Splattered_Smothered

It only slams shut when Dizz's tongue isn't up there.

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2 points treble-n-bass

That's correct. DP in the same hole, w/tapered yule log and tongue.

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💥🫵FUCK🫲🖕🫱YOU🫵💥