I need everyone's personal information including names, home addresses, and phone numbers so I can give it to my attorney. I'm on the phone with him right now.
Ya. My name is John Gofugurself. My address is 6969 Ur Moms House Way. Get Fugged, AK. I don’t have a phone number, I live in the Alaskan Bush. Carrier pigeon is preferable.
Oh good I'm glad you're on the phone with your attorney. Here's what you can do — tell your attorney to use a metal cheese grater on his ballsack and set his pubic hair on fire. Then hang up the phone, and immediately shove a cactus up your ass. Fuuuuuck you.
My name is Jack King Hoff. My cousin, Phillip Oliver Holes, is my roommate and will be providing you with address information. Your attorney, Emerson Bigguns, can go fuck himself. So can you. 🖕🖕🖕
Ya. My name is John Gofugurself. My address is 6969 Ur Moms House Way. Get Fugged, AK. I don’t have a phone number, I live in the Alaskan Bush. Carrier pigeon is preferable.
What is your social security number, your first pet's name, and your mother's maiden name?
Lil’ Fucker. 420-69-6666. Fuckstien.
Oh good I'm glad you're on the phone with your attorney. Here's what you can do — tell your attorney to use a metal cheese grater on his ballsack and set his pubic hair on fire. Then hang up the phone, and immediately shove a cactus up your ass. Fuuuuuck you.
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You poor young fucktard. I used to have my name, phone number, and STREET ADDRESS listed in the phone book.
Jimmy MGill is holding for you on line 1.
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Tell your "mouthpiece" to go govern him/herself according--they'll know what that means.
As for you, if you've hired a lawyer, you're getting fucked but just haven't felt it yet.
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My name is Jack King Hoff. My cousin, Phillip Oliver Holes, is my roommate and will be providing you with address information. Your attorney, Emerson Bigguns, can go fuck himself. So can you. 🖕🖕🖕
Glad it’s working as intended. Stop bitching and fuck off.