CARROT PILE

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  • 102 points Joe-Pesci

    Will my eyes grow back? I lost my vision in '96 from malnutrition.

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    28 points PacanePhotovoltaik

    Look at you, you could afford to let your vision be lost. Some of us had to eat our own still functioning eyes

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    7 points Joe-Pesci

    How long did the iris sustain you and your family for?

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    10 points PacanePhotovoltaik

    A whole week, for my metabolism is at an all time low

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    2 points FlirtMonsterSanjil

    Look at that fat cat lasting just a week with an ENTIRE iris, my family and I are still living off Grandpa's iris.

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  • 51 points Ub3ros

    The sort of hoard nations would go to war over

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  • 32 points mynhamesjeff

    Generational wealth, I could only be so lucky

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    3 points GaGa0GuGu

    that's looks on the order of magnitude with national wealth I'd say

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  • 24 points Apathetic-Asshole

    Their greed sickens me

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    7 points NewelSea

    I read this in AM's voice* with the same level of desperation and disdain during his hate monologue.

    (\by Harlan Ellison, from the) I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream radio play)

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  • 12 points Watt_Knot

    The pile of carrots that launched a thousand calories

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  • 7 points Joe-Pesci

    What are they?

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    34 points jeff23st

    They're Irish

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  • 5 points LeftOn4ya

    Gold rush! Theer be som’ carrots up in them hills.

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  • 4 points wench_enabler

    Look at these fat cats capitalizing on this blessed bounty

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  • 10 points MandatorySaxSolo

    I thought it was a pile of hotdogs from the post the other day

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    8 points jeff23st

    The other post was also carrots

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    5 points eyesotope86

    Carrots are nature's terrible, terrible, terrible hot dogs.

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  • 1 points ushuaia1912

    Gods has their favourites it seems. The only free food I can find is McDonald’s leftovers at the food court

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  • 1 points GoofiestBoots

    Oh I know the solution here. Feed them to Bossy the cow before milking her and heading to the Whispering Woods, or you won't be able to see the guano.

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  • 1 points TheRealDogNeverDies

    It's like the scene with the slime in monsters versus aliens

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  • 1 points SeaOfBullshit

    "and please, help yourself to flayrah. The man ... Throws them away" 

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    2 points downwardchip

    So I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

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    1 points SeaOfBullshit

    Looks like it was just me and you 😅

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