I’m ruined.

  • theres plenty of nutrition in the shell. grind it up, add a drop of water (tears are readily available), let it dry in the sun and you have a delicious pistachio cake. add more tears and skip the drying if you prefer soup

    look at this fat cat, grinding his nuts. just put in ya mouth and this will provide you with nutritions for ages.

    You just don't appreciate the finer things in life. And what you suggest will also cause an overproduction of saliva which is really wasteful.

  • I’m disgusted by scammers like this. Do not redeem they say but how can one achieve this with a nut?

    scammers will always find a way to twist the narrative. Selling something as ridiculous as a "whole pistachio" just shows how low some people will go

  • The shells are great mulch for your cricket breeding aquarium.

  • Looks like it’s no nut December for you. I only have enough calories left to pray, and that is what I will do. Good luck surviving the winter!!!