• I saved money on my heating bill by intentionally getting arrested for a minor, victimless crime and refusing to identify myself until the cold season is done. Free hots and a cot.

  • Heating? I've become ectothermic! If it gets too cold my body enters a state of suspended animation and I don't even have to spend any of my precious calories until it gets warm again! The only downside of course is that I can't scrounge while submerged in frozen mud, but resources are thin enough during winter that you typically expend more of your precious calories on the search than you can scrounge up anyway.

  • Look at this fat cat who has a working heater!

  • Polyamory keeps the bed warm at night.

    Who can afford extra love in this economy??

  • who says i want to be warm 😤

  • You have fucking HEAT? Goddamn fatcats running around here!

  • How am I supposed to heat my cardboardaminium?

  • Don't realize you're in a circlejerk sub?

    Get to jerking, then. You know what to do.

    My daughter and I fart together under the blanket and dutch oven ourselves for warmth

    A blanket?!? In this economy? Fat cat.

    Are you looking for a subletter?

    We can all huddle together! Dutch oven party!

  • King size heating pad. I work from home all day while my husband and son are at school and work. I turn the heat down after they leave in the morning and use my heating pad, a cozy lap blanket, and fuzzy socks or slippers. Let's me stay toasty warm while keeping the house colder all day and saving that precious propane. I do the same anytime I'm home alone actually.

    I live in NW Wisconsin, so trying to keep warm during our winters is a real task. Especially in a 1950 built farm house with single pane wooden windows.

    I also tend to make meals that require my oven a lot during winter. I make our bread and quite a few other things homemade as well, using all that oven heat, and saving on the grocery bill too!

  • I save money on my heating bill by living in a caravan.

  • Bill? Do you think I live in a house, like some fat cat?

  • I'm saving money on my heating bill this Winter by being in the Southern Hemisphere.

  • Work smart, not hard suckers! I run an extension cord to my neighbor's shed. Plus if I get caught, I get three hots and a cot free.

  • Layers, thicc slippers, fingerless gloves, hoodies.

    Always put a blanket over your duvet to help to keep warm inside

    Bubble wrap on the windows and also very thick curtains or even blankets. You lose a lot of heat through the glass.

    Carpets or blankets on the floors or even on the walls.

    My personal fav is thermos. Preferably big one. It is definitely better to wake up with a hot cup of tea. Also drinking hot drinks during the day makes you feel warm.

    After showering open your bathroom doors instead of the window to spread warmth around the house.

    Same with the kitchen don't open windows after cooking, let the warmth heat the rest of your house