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  • 58 points 7stroke

    You are someone who doesn’t care that the fridge light is out.

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  • 26 points Veal-Vermicelli

    Mid 20s, 70k+ white collar job, renter. Eating greens to offset your love of dairy is the main factor in your age, hopefully you keep that lifestyle into your 40s 🤞🏻

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  • 32 points Snuffinn

    The first fridge I've seen on here with actual food in it and a decent amount at that. Finally someone that eats

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  • 14 points Conscious-Permit-466

    You are a District 9 prawn, new arrival

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  • 11 points RepeatMammoth8407

    Late 20s to early 30s.

    Live in Texas.

    You have a decent job that takes up most of your time. You live alone in an apartment.

    You work out at least once a week, probably something like yoga.

    You try to make a point to eat healthy and drink lots of water.

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    12 points BrickClassic3360

    Can't be TX there is no HEB brand stuff.... I see trader Joe's eggs maybe Cali🧐

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    3 points RepeatMammoth8407

    I've never been to HEB and I don't even know what one looks like. 

    There are none in ALL of Dallas.

    Been to and seen plenty of Trader Joe's. 

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    4 points BrickClassic3360

    Never realized Dallas has no HEB......wild wonder why??

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    2 points RepeatMammoth8407

    There was an article this year saying they were building one. So, we wont be barren for long!

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    2 points ThoughtsHaveWings

    How’d you get TX? Just curious

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    2 points RepeatMammoth8407

    I live in Texas and it's not so different from what's in my fridge! I see some prepped(why I think work keeps them busy) fixings for Tex-Mex.

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  • 3 points Technical_Eggplant92

    Anal retentive. I mean, organized.

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    3 points queenskittles03

    I came here to say definitely OCD, from someone with OCD 😂

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  • 3 points Faithxs

    Girl dinners. We love cheese. 😜

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  • 2 points NecessaryOdd3092

    Healthy mature adult with real food

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  • 2 points Dreamcloudpixie

    Mid 30s female, guessing northeastern US. Try to get a good mix of protein and fiber in all meals. Day job, behind a desk, work out in the AM?

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  • 2 points goldenstate93

    You’re white

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  • 2 points Country_Gal_87

    Hey, can I have a cheese stick? 👉🏻👈🏻😶

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  • 2 points JmeplaysVR

    You'd make a great parent. But I think maybe not a parent yet. Work a 9 to 5.

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  • 2 points Sensitive-Papaya-582

    That’s my favorite chocolate milk

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  • 2 points Queasy-Giraffe5325

    I can't guess your occupation - but you've lived long enough to make healthy choices. You are VERY type A. Too neat and tidy.

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  • 2 points coralloohoo

    You can afford the healthy milk

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  • 2 points waggishrogue8

    You’re a Hispanic girl in your 20’s, you work in healthcare or another field where shifts are longer than the standard 8hrs.

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  • 3 points joeblow1234567891011

    Female mid 20s-30s. Single, probably fairly attractive and in pretty good shape. Maybe of latin descent or a caucasian resident of Cali, NM or TX. You are a capable cook who makes a decent wage and would like a newer fridge and an updated kitchen. However, you are cool to hold off on the extra expense until the appliance gods force your hand. You seem like a normal person with healthy eating habits and no red flags

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  • 4 points Megaminisima

    Mid-late 20’s male nurse. Might be Hispanic. Might be gay. Might have a weighted blanket even though you live in a warm climate. In a zombie apocalypse you would know which way to run. You have good instincts, you apply it to your daily life. It’s like internal. Your body knows the way. Keep going!

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  • 2 points Individual-Salad-717

    You are not lactose intolerant.

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  • 1 points Puzzled_Telephone852

    Recent transplant from west to east coast, mid thirty female with a corporate job.

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  • 1 points chiknparm420

    Pioneer is 6g of sugar per cup vs fairlife at 12g; found at target or sprouts.

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    1 points Brilliant_Plastic210

    Thank you, I’ll check this out!

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  • 1 points Wishicouldrideit

    All I see is someone who isn’t enjoying life no matter your age, gender or profession. You’re so health conscious and worries about eating healthy that you don’t allow yourself to enjoy anything that isn’t healthy.

    Words of wisdom—knew a guy just like this, ate all the right things and worked out 5 days a week yet still died of a heart attack at 38. You’re missing out!

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  • 1 points username3535353

    I think you’re 31 yrs old, Canada, working in an office, possible admin or accounting, you are a good cook!

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  • 1 points Formal-Jaguar-2435

    Damnnnn I bet you can take consistent poops

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  • -1 points ThatChickFromReddit

    Looks like ur trying to be healthy but kind of failing… chocolate milk has so much sugar…

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    3 points Dreamcloudpixie

    It’s 140 calories per cup with 6 grams added sugar, 12 total (less than a cup of blueberries.) They can still be healthy and allow themselves a glass of chocolate milk.

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    -2 points ThatChickFromReddit

    12 grams is a lot that’s crazy for only 1 cup

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    0 points dabreeg

    I can’t read sarcasm, right?

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    0 points ThatChickFromReddit

    No they r probably drinking 2 cups that’s 24 grams of sugar!

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  • 0 points New-Elk-2755

    Trader joes hipster

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  • 0 points Fabdeuce55B3

    Are you Gilderoy Lockheart after getting Obliviated?

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  • 0 points ThoughtsHaveWings

    You are a guy that cares about protein and muscle recovery after working out

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  • 0 points xXDARTH_NANNERPUSXx

    Road construction

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  • 0 points Dr_Wigglestick_420

    Probably riddled with headaches and mucus build up.

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  • 0 points shemichell

    Midwest, middle aged, no children, man. Maybe police officer or firefighter?

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  • 0 points take_one_capsule

    Chocolate milk and cheese sticks!!! You are 10 and live with your big sister that gets Uber Eats all the time.

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  • 0 points Pleasant_Ad9552

    All I caught was great value whipping cream, so you shop at Walmart. I suck at guessing about these things so I'll just stick with the obvious.

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  • 0 points SiLeNCeDoGooDeRR

    Mid 30’s. Male. Single or divorced but no kids. Pacific Northwest. Office job. Maybe retail.

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  • 0 points No_Pop7296

    Wants to eat healthy but don’t actually know about nutrition or read labels: activia yogurt is all fake, FairLife milk has over the top chemicals like BPAs, plastic cheese and greens.

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  • 0 points Shivs_baby

    You’re in your early 30s, male, live alone, good job. You lift and possibly count macros, or are at least very mindful of your post workout protein. Possible crossfitter or used to be.

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  • 0 points I-Love-Buses

    I see some fake dairy products so ima guess you’re from California?!?

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  • 0 points Flexbottom

    43 yo social worker with a slight limp bad eyesight loves word puzzles and likely in midwest

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  • 0 points Open-Deal-2114

    You have Activiaaaa to offset the string cheese constipation

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  • 0 points FupaTrupaOompa

    The Activia next to the string cheese is sending me.. You def aren't lactose intolerant or if you are you simply don't care.. samies lol.

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  • 0 points Voorhees2427

    You have stomach issues and don’t know why…. It’s the dairy babe. All that dairy. You eat milk ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

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  • 0 points awesomesauce816

    You’re not lactose intolerant

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  • 0 points ShrimpsAndGiggles

    Definitely a man with the chocolate milk being the only milk. Plus all the cheese. I say age 30ish.

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  • -1 points tkecanuck341

    Based on the amount of string cheese and chocolate milk, you're probably 12.

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    3 points FlyingPerrito

    That is adult chocolate milk!

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    1 points Emergency-Row-5627

    Definitely the chocolate milk and cheese, plus the location of the cheese, has me actually thinking there is a kid in this house frequently, maybe it doesn’t live here tho?

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  • -2 points starks4thr33

    Most likely a human. Age aprox 14-99. Earth, somewhere on land. Yes, you have a job. You are flexible.

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