Who do you think I am?
  • 9 points TheRealFloraLove

    Toddler mom. Takes one to know one. It’s the blueberries and apples. 🍎

    parent
    8 points bluebell506

    Gotta have ‘em on hand at all times by the bushel

    parent root
    2 points Complete_General_546

    Yup this could be my fridge but add in about 15 jars of home made baby food and breast milk. 

    So I would guess older ish toddler mom.

    I can’t decide if your sahm or 2 working professionals. 

    parent root
  • 7 points Possible-Estimate748

    Vegetarian?
    Was gonna say vegan but I think I see a couple non vegan items. Ranch, cheese, possibly the creamer is it's dairy based and tortillas if they have lard.

    parent
    1 points inthedrops

    They have A1 steak sauce.

    parent root
    2 points Background-Fly130

    A1 Steak Sauce is Vegan

    parent root
    -1 points inthedrops

    OK. And?

    parent root
    3 points barbedwiregarden

    Are you implying that you can only use vegan steak sauce on meat?

    parent root
    1 points inthedrops

    No, clearly you can. But for this exercise, I'm just applying Occam's razor. The simplest explanation with the fewest assumptions is usually correct one.

    I see "steak sauce," I conclude "they eat steak."

    parent root
    2 points barbedwiregarden

    It's strange that the one meat related sauce kinda negates the entirety of the rest of the fridge for you. Tofu, vegetable bouillon instead of chicken or beef, hummus and an entire array of fruits and vegetables. It's just not really what I would conclude from this fridge if I saw one (coincidentally vegan) condiment.

    parent root
    1 points inthedrops

    Yeah. So strange.

    parent root
  • 5 points Ok_Reflection_3890

    I think you’re NOT a doctor. That’s too many damn apples

    parent
    1 points Either_Ad6998

    Wait, what's wrong with apples?

    parent root
    2 points Ok_Reflection_3890

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away

    parent root
    2 points Either_Ad6998

    Ahhh ok! I get it now lol

    parent root
  • 4 points Desperasaurus

    Somebody who just cleaned their fridge and is proud of it!

    parent
    2 points bluebell506

    This is correct

    parent root
  • 3 points acutepeachh-

    Vegan person

    parent
    3 points buzzinggibberish

    Not vegan, because of the cheese and butter, but def vegetarian!

    parent root
  • 3 points bluebirdsmallbird

    You are who I wish I was: tidy, healthy and organized.

    This fridge belongs to a two income household. You’re solidly middle class, married with at least one kid that’s maybe preschool age. Also vegetarian.

    parent
  • 3 points Mouse_666_

    You have at least 2 kids or a multi-generational home that is mostly vegetarian. You,your partner, or both make decent enough money and have the time to be able to eat all of this produce before it goes bad. Maybe you live in a southern state where veggies don't taste like shit for half of the yr.

    parent
  • 5 points Flat-Mycologist-3839

    Ocd. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    parent
    4 points bluebell506

    I’m actually quite the opposite, unmedicated adhd but go through spurts of random organization spells

    parent root
  • 2 points OrganicStrawberry331

    Seems like a LOT of blueberries…

    parent
    2 points bluebell506

    Toddlers will have ‘em gone in a day or 2

    parent root
  • 2 points sushirollsyummy

    What fridge model?

    parent
  • 2 points debacha

    You are in your early thirties, very healthy lifestyle! Not much junk food in your house!

    parent
  • 2 points Infinite_Time_8952

    Someone by the looks of things has two jugs of maple syrup in their fridge.

    parent
    1 points joshieboi34

    They r different colors maybe one is chocolate sauce or golden syrup or something 🤷🏼‍♂️

    parent root
    2 points Infinite_Time_8952

    Maybe there different brands of maple syrup, the maple syrup in my fridge has the same looking container, and who keeps golden syrup in the fridge.

    parent root
    2 points bluebell506

    Yep just different brands. We use maple syrup to sweeten everything so we go through a ton of it

    parent root
    3 points Infinite_Time_8952

    Gotta buy it when it goes on sale and buy two because one is never enough.

    parent root
  • 2 points imakycha

    Heinz yellow mustard but some off brand organic ketchup? Weird priorities.

    parent
    3 points JiggaWattage

    Mustard often has less additives and sweeteners! Regardless of organic vs non

    parent root
    2 points bluebell506

    Neither condiment gets enough use to even care that much, probably just grabbed whatever was on sale at the time.

    parent root
    1 points imakycha

    Clearly not from anywhere near Pittsburgh is my guess then

    parent root
  • 1 points inTHISmind

    You are on ADHD medication.

    parent
  • 1 points JiggaWattage

    You must make smoothies or overnight oats with that amount of blueberries

    parent
  • 1 points Possibly_A_Person125

    Possibly a person

    parent
  • 1 points ShineCareful

    Helf

    parent
  • 1 points nocturneOG

    Costco and Walmart shopper, have kids. Trying to figure out location but everything seems National. So no real give aways there

    parent
  • 1 points GmeBuckBoi

    You are!

    parent
  • 1 points Gold-Palpitation-527

    Someone that pays $10 for pasta sauce.

    parent
  • 1 points Sasuke0318

    Yet another person who can't store bread properly

    parent
  • 1 points twodogsnocats

    Teacher

    parent
  • 1 points danishcatmilk

    You shop at Costco

    parent
  • 0 points 0000udeis000

    Someone who puts apples in the fridge for some reason...

    parent
    9 points wutiswutis

    Cold crispy apples are superior. Citrus also belongs in fridge (for me)

    parent root
    2 points kiddothedog2016

    This guy has never read William Carlos Williams famous poem “this is just to say” 

    parent root
    1 points 0000udeis000

    Lol I actually have not thought about that poem since uni English lit until just this moment

    parent root
  • -1 points Sonarthebat

    Vegan health nut that needs everything neaty organised.

    parent
  • Hacker News
    • Top
    • Best
    • New
    • Ask
    • Show
    • Jobs
  • beta Hugging Face
    • Posts
  • Reddit
    • r/programming
    • r/technology
    • r/science
    • r/news
    • r/gaming