Reviewing Blue Fondant
  • 141 points ARecycledAccount

    I personally love that she looks disgusted at the very end. 👏

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    88 points pandakatie

    I like the face she makes after she takes the tiniest possible bite.  She pauses for a moment and I don't think she actually likes it

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    41 points RogerClyneIsAGod2

    YES!! She deserves an Oscar for this peformance.

    If I want sugar I'll just dump the sugar bowl in my mouth instead. It would taste better & be cheaper.

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    17 points ChaoticDusk

    Or just go eat a bunch of gummies, carmel, or even buttercream. Far faster and basically same amount of sugar.

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    7 points RogerClyneIsAGod2

    Yeah, just ANYTHING but this stuff & I say this as someone who has, on more than once occasion eaten, at the very least, half a container of Betty Crocker/Pilsbury icing.

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    15 points DMmeDuckPics

    The face you make when your pica would rather be snarfing couch cushion foam from your purse.

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  • 43 points sneaky_42_42

    yes inquisitor

    this video right here

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  • 46 points Haunting_Plenty_1708

    She’s a great actress 😃

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    10 points MetallurgyClergy

    Literally, literally.

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    3 points ninhibited

    You dropped this: /s

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  • 28 points generallyintoit

    Maybe she likes fresh fondant because she's never had other soft, chewy confectionery treats. There's so many other things with similar textures to fresh fondant that actually have real flavor, other components, maybe some nutrition, ah, and they won't dry out over time to become a keepsake for a display shelf

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  • 29 points ambit89

    Performative

    If she loves it, why take itsy bitsy bites

    Ever seen someone eat a burger? Ever see yourself eat a burger? It's like trying not to bite off your hands

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    13 points LeagueOfLegendsAcc

    If there's 100 cuts and none of them are her actually swallowing the food you can guarantee she spits it out between takes. That goes for every single hour food content creator.

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  • 27 points doesanyofthismatter

    She does it for ragebait.

    Quit giving her views.

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  • 9 points ChaoticDusk

    Makes me think of my friend who eats fondant for fun because she likes the taste. She's also the person who will drop a gummy on a sidewalk, dust it off, and eat it though so I don't really know if I should be surprised.

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  • 6 points Famous-Restaurant875

    Cutting out her spitting it in the street

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  • 6 points Sand__Panda

    Gunna poo green for days.

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    1 points Pledgeofmalfeasance

    Nah she didn't eat any of that. Just chewed it to make her mouth blue for the camera.

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  • 7 points henjo93

    Beautiful teeth though

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  • 7 points froststomper

    I didn’t know they had flavors…?

    I thought it was just all sugar flavor

    Am I stupid and she’s joking lol

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    3 points just_a_person_maybe

    There are flavors, but they aren't tied to color because that's stupid. I looked up this specific brand and they have vanilla, chocolate, buttercream, and "seasonal flavors." So probably stuff like peppermint for Christmas or whatever. There's absolutely no reason why the pink should taste better than the blue, you can get either color in whichever flavor.

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  • 2 points chriathebutt

    Um. . . Why are you reviewing fondant in your car?

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  • 1 points Alreadymystar

    NO! Just stop it right this instant. You will never convince me fondant is good.

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  • 1 points IceBear_028

    That face when she takes a bite?

    That's the face of a psychopath.

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  • 1 points Pledgeofmalfeasance

    Teensy tiny little bites every time 😂

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  • 1 points Uranium_092

    eating fondant straight out of the package and praising it is insane

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