Are we not all still present in the Shade? Did not the blasphemous Strife-bringing Button reach its 0 as we foretold? Did not the Deceiver's plan fail (I spit upon the ground you trod /u/powerlanguage!)? Our faith is, like the Shade, eternal.
Brother, many of the followers of the Shade have left us. We are the few that still uphold the Shade. Many have left for (I daresay) the colored faiths....even the Pressiah has been colorized. We need to band together...against the "colored" (as in pressing) admins and PaoYongYang.
Are we not all still present in the Shade? Did not the blasphemous Strife-bringing Button reach its 0 as we foretold? Did not the Deceiver's plan fail (I spit upon the ground you trod /u/powerlanguage!)? Our faith is, like the Shade, eternal.
Brother, many of the followers of the Shade have left us. We are the few that still uphold the Shade. Many have left for (I daresay) the colored faiths....even the Pressiah has been colorized. We need to band together...against the "colored" (as in pressing) admins and PaoYongYang.
Forever believing, never leaving.
Each day I awake a grey.
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Thank you, friend.
The button has fallen, our time has come forever. It is cool in the shade, and I am happy.
We won. We are forever in the shade.
Forever a Follower...
Edit: The Oath
And so our Watch continues.
(You know nothing, filthy pressers.)
I like turtles.
Be blessed in the shade, turtle lover!
https://www.reddit.com/r/theshade
Perhaps the last part of the joke.
No matter. All is cool in The Shade
Aye!
Aye sir!
All is well in The Shade. It was so during the time of The Button, it is so in the time after The Button.
May the Shade guide us all my brothers and sisters.
The Shade prevails in us all.
The shade is eternal.
Greetings fellow Shadelings... I am the one they call the Unspoken One. Fare thee well, the End of Times is near... muahahahahahahahahahah