Jeeeeeeeeeeezusssss, wear a hat brotha
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  • 26 points bierluvre

    This LEADING man in Hollywood has earned his success with pure talent. He is handsome and people love him for who and what he is naturally. His unconventional looks are a huge part of his endearing character and literally the worst thing he could do is compromise that by hiding or changing it. It would be like cutting off the horn of a unicorn.

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    7 points CourtingBoredom

    Preach!

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    4 points PissedCaucasian

    Kinda like Jennifer Grey getting a nose job. She was prettier but she lost what made her distinctive.

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  • 7 points GrahamCracker13

    Don't say that about Baby Billy!

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  • 9 points thekid1420

    Honestly it looks good on him.

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    5 points Expensive-Review472

    That’s one dome we’d all chrome

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  • 3 points theneen

    I still would. 🤷‍♀️

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  • 8 points Okurei

    Walton Goggins actually makes it work really well when it’d look terrible on anyone else 

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  • 3 points axxis267

    He could rent out that space for ads and make a fortune.

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    1 points Careless-Dark-1324

    Drive in theaters are making a comeback because of him

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  • 6 points fonety

    Women love him, why would he change anything.

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    -1 points zxain

    Because there’s more to life than impressing women? What are you, 13?

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  • 2 points PissedCaucasian

    His teeth look like Chiclets.

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  • 2 points heretoimprovethings

    That’s a goddamn billboard.

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  • 2 points delorf

    I have always been self conscious of my big ol noggin but this subreddit makes me feel a little better that I have the forehead size that would make a klingon jealous.

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  • 2 points diopsideINcalcite

    It’s the guy from the Walmart commercials

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    1 points NoRedditNamesAreLeft

    *trivago

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  • 1 points Catturd5671

    Or a wig...😂

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  • 1 points NotCalvinTrillin

    Ferrel/Seinfeld amalgam?

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  • 1 points SimilarGrape6535

    Goggin in the noggins

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  • 1 points cheese_hotdog

    Funny you tell him to wear a hat, because Danny McBride told a funny story about how they were in S Carolina filming Vice Principals and Walton got scolded for not taking his hat off upon entering a restaurant. Danny said "yeah, take your hat off, you rude motherfucker" lol

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  • 1 points alfonsoalta

    You can put an ad for Fallout on that 5head

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  • 1 points wheelsfalloff

    Oh hey its Cleetus Van Damme

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