Mortis and Tenon tree felling is an *advanced* technique used by professionals to control a fells in tight spaces
  • 1270 points Denver1970

    Safety shorts!

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    499 points 710AlpacaBowl

    Comes with a free pair of safety squints

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    204 points 710AlpacaBowl

    Oh fuck are those socks with sandals? Bold

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    130 points Tank7106

    Gotta keep the ticks off the ankles, ya know

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    129 points mwl1234

    Bro needs to save some ladies for the rest of us

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    25 points MasterEk

    What does he use for protection?

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    29 points OilheadRider

    Whats that?

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    28 points SerLaron

    Why would he deny the world his precious DNA?

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    13 points Loxatl

    sawdust - also his lube of choice coincidentally.

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    9 points Hideo_Anaconda

    And sap, of course.

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    7 points Ssppoooonnzzyy

    His massive cock and balls

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    6 points Capt_Myke

    Testosterone.

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    4 points Green-Steak6128

    Just raw-dogs it man

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    5 points BingBongBangBunger

    .357

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    19 points VertDaTurt

    I would except nothing less. The only thing missing is a cigarette hanging off the bottom lip that’s 60% ash

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    7 points fugeguy2point0

    and a beer on the fencepost behind him

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    14 points indistinctdialogue

    Safety sandals

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    17 points NewspaperNeither6260

    Red with orange is never considered tone on tone, but I'm not telling him!

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    12 points 710AlpacaBowl

    I can excuse safety violations, but to be so gauche, like come on man

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    4 points Capnmolasses

    That’s so fetch

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    6 points Vintage_Zoo

    Stop trying to make fetch happen!

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    2 points NewspaperNeither6260

    Undoubtedly, Rootbeer Forklift Certified!

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    6 points stalkthewizard

    Those are Virginia Tech’s colors. And Velma from Scooby Doo.

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    4 points Entropy907

    Yeah but they’re grippy socks!

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    6 points HankScorpio82

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    4 points 710AlpacaBowl

    He can't see without his glasses!

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    37 points PelvisResleyz

    How the hell does this guy have all his limbs attached

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    9 points _Christopher_Crypto

    Jus gooder.

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    6 points Certain-Definition51

    The gods keep him around for their amusement.

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    11 points --o

    Survivorship bias.

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    5 points aiij

    He also doesn't have a single gray hair on his head... I think these things are related.

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    4 points Aknazer

    By not sucking at his job.

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    33 points LogicalOptic

    He’s wearing his protective pasty white legs

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    11 points HedonisticFrog

    Pro tip: If you blind the chainsaw, it can't get you.

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    8 points OkUnderstanding5343

    Was this filmed in the 1970’s? Shorts are a dead giveaway!!

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    3 points clintj1975

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    11 points sandman795

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    6 points Sabertooth_Monocles

    It also looks like he's wearing sandals.

    What a champion amoung men.

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    4 points Lock_Down_Charlie

    Lol, they're so short I'd be afraid of my balls hanging out and getting "kissed" by the bar.

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    3 points faRawrie

    With safety squints.

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    1 points IEatPussyLikeAPro

    That’s safety short shorts to you there bud

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  • 512 points SemichiSam

    "an \advanced* technique used by professionals"*

    Does anyone know what this character's profession is?

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    197 points EndOfTheCourt

    Tennis pro?

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    147 points talldean

    Australian?

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    88 points Winery-OG

    Tasmanian, more specifically

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    24 points GolfsHard

    This video definitely got my Austradar going

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    55 points HappySeaweed5215

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    29 points aardvark_army

    Definitely not cutting trees.

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    10 points TurboKid513

    Grape smuggler

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    20 points Anybody220

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    5 points prince-of-dweebs

    Safety goggle manufacturer

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    8 points footsteps71

    Sharpening a chain? Matching his clothes?

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    3 points ConstableAssButt

    He came dressed for the job. But he needed to take care of this tree first.

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    4 points LetsBeKindly

    Meth.

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  • 362 points aardvark_army

    Mainly just used by people that want internet points. There are so many other safer ways of controlling a tree.

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    118 points throwawayplusanumber

    When he cuts the first upper side the tree almost falls sideways. Lol.

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    66 points TheVermonster

    And he almost took out the right side when cutting out the block. If that tree wanted to go right, it was going right.

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    27 points aardvark_army

    Nahhhh, he left a tiny sliver of sapwood holding it, it'll be fine.

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    13 points Laundry_Hamper

    Look at the frequency it wobbles at and the angle when it lands. That trunk is about 10 feet tall

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    10 points Fit_Hospital2423

    That’s what I’m thinking…..but he cut it with the authority of an experienced cutter. You have to give him that.

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    2 points SickeningPink

    Every dumbass I’ve ever worked with in the woods has always been very confident while fucking shit up

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    24 points Hot-Union-2440

    And It's an 12 inch tree at best. Took longer to do whatever this monstrosity was than to just cut the thing down

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    45 points DIYstyle

    Yea but when it comes to controlling a fells in tight spaces you gotta do it like this

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    16 points BarrelStrawberry

    Yea but when it comes to controlling a fells in tight spaces you gotta do it like this

    There's virtually no control when you cut out most of your hinge.

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    8 points Key-Demand-2569

    Yeah but ropes are icky, and when the side explodes off and I smash the homeowners garage I can blame the freak weakness in the mortise I cut instead of my bad cut or inability to admit the tree should be chunked or rigged down.

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    45 points Smokey_tha_bear9000

    A proper hinge will do the same thing.

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    46 points DIYstyle

    For sure but this is a fells which professionals do

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    25 points Jshan91

    Can’t tell if you’re serious and that’s concerning lol

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    13 points aardvark_army

    You forgot the /s

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    12 points Mr_MojoRizin

    Im a professional, and no it is not

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    34 points CurzesTeddybear

    I bet you don't even wear safety shorts, though

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    18 points Mr_MojoRizin

    You're right, just chainsaw pants and a hardhat like a fricken nerd!

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    13 points ChaosRainbow23

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    3 points No-Historian-1639

    but would you be able to move faster wearing just shorts and a tanktop??

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    6 points cronx42

    Seriously. Dude I work with drops trees exactly where he wants every time. 99.9% of the time.

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  • 222 points trib76

    A video of this shows up every few weeks. For the amateurs out there thinking it looks cool: don't do it! Misjudging your cuts even slightly, or being off just a bit, or dealing with a little bit or rot or other weirdness will lead to all kinds of unpredictable stuff. If you're pinned in a tight space and absolutely need the tree to fall a certain way, get friends and use ropes (actually, consider hiring a pro).

    It's so easy to mess up this cut! It's so easy for the tree to go sideways because you didn't leave enough tree outside the tenon! It's so easy for the tenon to snap if you're doing it because you don't like the lean!

    Be safe

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    80 points Bakelite51

    +1. Even if you do this cut exactly the way he does, depending on the tree you could still get a barber chair. And if it's dead, you may not be able to get it to remain standing long enough to cooperate with all those fancy cuts.

    Not to mention it's generally a bad idea to try and emulate anybody who saws without PPE and chaps, and stands at the base of the tree just watching it as it falls.

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    17 points bustcorktrixdais

    Y’all are commenting as if this is r/arborists! Admittedly the post reads like it too, despite its gonewildandmild nature

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    2 points tichik

    Why would this tree be anymore prone to barber chairing than a standard cut? If anything it would be less likely to barber chair because of the boring

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    25 points st96badboy

    Not to mention the tree he's working with probably goes about 2 ft above where the camera cuts off.. it's clearly not a full tree If you look at the physics when it falls.

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    8 points Several-Hat-1944

    Bingo! @badboy, I was hoping I wasn't the only one to notice. (I'm buying you a beer)🍺

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    2 points st96badboy

    🍺cheers

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    5 points Leading-Loss-986

    I prefer a repeat of this one instead of the big tree that falls backwards onto the house.

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    3 points Charge36

    I'm not even sure I understand how this helps fell it any tighter than a standard cut? It's still hinges around the original wedge cut

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    2 points PFirefly

    In theory, an open face could twist or go sideways during the initial fall depending on the center of gravity. This keeps it from doing either until its committed to the drop. It has a pretty limited use since the center of gravity still needs to go generally where you want. This just ensures a 40' top doesn't drop 10 feet to the left on something expensive.

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    5 points morenn_

    That's not really it at all - the actual use for this cut in forestry is to keep the tree locked to the stump when it lands. This is useful sometimes when felling on hills and theoretically useful in situations where you don't want the butt to jump and smash something (of course there are more reliable ways of achieving this).

    The idea that it guides the fall better is basically a myth that has built up from social media because everyone has learned it from social media rather than old school cutters.

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    2 points Charge36

    I see. It's more about defining a very specific direction than it is about reducing the fall radius. Thank you!

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    2 points throwawayplusanumber

    Yes even this tiny tree almost goes sideways on him.

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  • 40 points haldolinyobutt

    So much sawdust in his dickhole

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    15 points dr_pickles

    is that a Korn song?

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    7 points Certain-Definition51

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  • 24 points AntiSonOfBitchamajig

    https://preview.redd.it/56wg3jikvv7g1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=f955c07ba7cfaffb8991b1c640551b70c6b9f2b1

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    7 points AntiSonOfBitchamajig

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    4 points AntiSonOfBitchamajig

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    5 points omg_drd4_bbq

    new subreddit logo?

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  • 17 points Willywontwonka

    He’s got his short pants on. That’s how you know he’s a professional.

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    3 points imhereforthevotes

    TIL all Australians are professionals!

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  • 15 points SoulBonfire

    I went to school with this guy - everyone said he’d never amount to anything, but just fucking look at him go. Wild!

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  • 12 points Imaginary-Willow5755

    Okay, yall convinced me to buy some chaps.

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    3 points HappySeaweed5215

    lol

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  • 12 points Old_Reveal818

    Looks like a waste of gas to me.

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  • 10 points ZealousidealPapaya59

    He looks australian

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    2 points Gone247365

    Was gonna say, gotta be Aussy.

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  • 7 points Hot-Union-2440

    I love how stupid this video is in so many ways.

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  • 7 points Kodiax_

    I bet he has a lot of saw dust in his shoes.

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  • 4 points hoopster_24

    What kind of chaps are those?

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    5 points unrebigulator

    Chapless.

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    2 points ComResAgPowerwashing

    Type O. As in, o no I cut my leg off.

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  • 6 points C-D-W

    I've never seen someone chainsaw with an Australian accent before, but this is definitely that.

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  • 4 points BlackandRead

    Those shorts are straight out of the early 80s.

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  • 4 points No_Object_4355

    You could tell me this video was filmed in 1973 and I'd believe you.

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  • 2 points Decent-Ad701

    You know that looks cool, but I’ve never had a problem with getting a 12” diameter tree to fall where I wanted it.

    I was about 14 when my dad who used to be a logger taught me how to “spin” a Maple about that size because he guessed I wouldn’t want to cut it up in the blackberry bushes it looked like it was wanting to crush😉

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  • 5 points Iwannatalktosamson69

    I feel like grew up with dull chainsaw blades

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    2 points MonKeePuzzle

    cutting down balsa wood trees helps

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  • 2 points Will-E-Style

    The misspelling of mortise is appropriate in this case. Mortis = of death in Latin.

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  • 4 points Additional_Cheek_697

    You can tell by the lack of safety gear this guy fucckkkkkssss

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  • 4 points Smoke_Stack707

    I’m just impressed with how fast that 260 is cutting. Chain sharp as hell or what

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  • 4 points Odd-Drummer-6201

    Kept waiting for his massive balls to fall out of his short shorts

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  • 3 points Lilsancho25

    After using the chainsaw for weeks without ear protection…I learned the chainsaw isn’t even that loud…my eardrums have grown stronger and they no longer hurt…

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    2 points MonKeePuzzle

    WHAT

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  • 3 points Another_Russian_Spy

    He's an idiot, but he knows how to sharpen a chain saw.

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  • 3 points Cambren1

    This entire operation looks dangerous, from wearing shorts to standing in front of a notched tree, hacking out bits of it.

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  • 3 points Adventurous_Path5783

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  • 2 points real_1273

    In his safety shorts at least! Due is a pro.

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  • 2 points Curtainmachine

    Mortise and Tenon sound like they should be a British claymation duo.

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  • 2 points chaosgazer

    there's no way that tree is much taller than the top of the frame, looks way too light falling down

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points MonKeePuzzle

    reasonably, one might argue

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  • 2 points Krytan

    At least he is wearing blaze orange safety shorts, instead of normal shorts.

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  • 2 points onglogman

    Why is this now * advanced *? Yesterday it was just plain advanced

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  • 2 points randallF1999

    unreal skills. his safety equipment is unmatched

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  • 2 points Maxzzzie

    The guy had a tiny stub. A big tree would not have been controlled this way. Hingewood is important. The only thing a technique like this does is prevent rolling of the stem after felling.

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  • 2 points blinkyknilb

    This isn't advanced, it's stupid. Professionals don't do shit like this when a simple face and a back cut will get the same results.

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  • 2 points Wrong-Step-4241

    It's wild that this is even called advanced when it looks so sketchy. I'd rather take the extra time with a safer method than risk it for a viral clip.

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  • 2 points UsualAssociate

    One day this MFer is gonna end up dead/crippled and suddenly everyone is gonna be surprised and in shock. Kinda feel sorry for them already

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  • 2 points mx521

    you cut your notch right you don't have to go through all that.....what a waste of time....looks cool though...

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  • 2 points themajor24

    I'm so tired of seeing this asshole posted to every felling page. He literally does this in every clip, every single one, with what is pretty much the same tree, same scenario every time. Its always the same species, rotten as hell, and doesnt need anything near this complicated or time consuming.

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  • 2 points hexKrona

    This is a good way to waste time, wear down equipment and super easy to fuck up and get you or someone hurt. So, no. It’s not a technique worth using

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  • 2 points MajorMarjarom

    Is this guy Australian? Cus his vibe is Australian.

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  • 2 points R4069

    Damn that saw cuts fast or the video is sped up

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  • 2 points kharon86

    This made my legs and feet itch

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  • 2 points LA_LOOKS

    That guy fucks

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  • 2 points MClarkII

    I am by no means an expert but i was so pumped using this tech on a birch tree, it was one of the biggest i had see and it was dying. It worked perfect and was just exillerating!!

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  • 2 points No-Grass-4258

    Bro is cutting down a 10 foot tree made of the softest wood known

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  • 2 points EffortIndividual239

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  • 2 points HumanistNeil

    Now, THAT is clever.

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  • 2 points Chewy7991

    Cool.

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  • 2 points SimilarTranslator264

    Finally someone that runs a saw the same way I do.

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  • 2 points Illustrious_Rest_116

    haters gonna hate . are you all a bunch of Bartlettears ?

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  • 2 points rszasz

    Safety squints and lack of chaps aside, the tree is probably cut down to 10' before he starts fucking around.

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  • 5 points MrRabs9

    The only thing I noticed, was how sharp the teeth on that chain must be!!!! This guy is a master at sharpening a chain!

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  • 2 points bloodcoffee

    I thought my saw was sharp 🤷

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  • 1 points Spurned_Seeker

    Why aren’t larger trees dropped like this?

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  • 1 points ronnie_reagans_ghost

    Guy needs a little more bar for that powerhead.

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  • 1 points RixirF

    Damn, a wild Casey Neistat sighting.

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Cold504

    oh ok all that for what?

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  • 1 points MainSquid

    This guy must be a god at Jenga

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  • 1 points cheeseandwine99

    Who does this in shorts without safety goggles or ear protection. Holy cow. And not in a good way.

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  • 1 points captcha_reader

    How did this not go wrong. Well cheers to him

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  • 1 points Impossible_fruits

    That tree is only just larger than the videos being cropped to. The wobble on the back cut shows how small the tree is. It could still kill though.

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  • 1 points _throw-it-out

    So AI it hurts my soul

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  • 1 points JoshMega004

    Bullshit.

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  • 1 points Hungry-Highway-4030

    A lot of work for the same end result

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  • 1 points Significant_Cod_6849

    This guy will whip your ass at the local Jenga hall 😂

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  • 1 points KaleidoscopeUpset941

    😳

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  • 1 points Ashvega03

    https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/Kw1QEFa3rA

    This is safer and quicker.

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  • 1 points Secure_Conclusion263

    Wow

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  • 1 points No_Emergency_571

    I was waiting for the tree to fall sideways, snap the blade and crushed him based off the title of the sub

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  • 1 points JaironKalach

    Cool. He made a hinge. But I’d have worn my brown shorts.

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  • 1 points ELITEnoob85

    I see this cut only on this sub and I see it posted about at least once a day lol. Fucking boring 😴😴

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  • 1 points ReplyOk6720

    Him being in shorts and bare legs is making me wince

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  • 1 points 4redis

    He looks constipated

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  • 1 points melvladimir

    One diagonal cut 1/4-1/3 of diameter, tense a rope from the cut side, slowly cut from the opposite side till tree start falling. Stop cutting and wait till it falls.

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  • 1 points Vasto_LordA

    Don't you just cut a wedge out one side that goes a little past half the width of the tree then cut in the other side till it falls? And since it has less support on the wedge side it'll be more inclined to fall that way?

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  • 1 points SNoB__

    This is a man who has never taken a mental health day.

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  • 1 points bruhimsostinkincool

    I thought it was going the other way the whole time lol

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  • 1 points KRed75

    I want to know what type of chain he's using because nothing I've tried can cut through a tree like that!

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  • 1 points D-chord

    Thought that was Tim Robinson.

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  • 1 points bayygel

    I'd say he's having a good time.

    https://preview.redd.it/5nxcqvffc38g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d50c61730c07abc0ab6b2a42ad7164a63e5bb4d

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  • 1 points ammoenin

    Correct uniform = obvious professional

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  • 1 points CannedSpam4Me

    Mm

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  • 1 points papitaquito

    Sharp fucking chain

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  • 1 points longboat21

    Time wasted

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  • 1 points zaxldaisy

    I've followed this sub for less months than I've seen this repost

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  • 1 points apollowolfe

    I'm pretty sure this is a clip from Reno 911

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  • 1 points green-mountainman

    Not the most masculine lumberjack

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  • 1 points Crammal

    No eye, ear, head, or leg pro, but he looks like he's wearing damn medieval sabatons on his feet??!

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  • 1 points Lonecedar

    Apparently no one here is familiar with the "knucklehead cut"?

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  • 1 points dabsarethefuture

    With tactical shorts and safety squints! I’ll

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  • 1 points ZippyTheWonderbat

    This guy trees.

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  • 1 points lawdot74

    The lack of PPE is disturbing.

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  • 1 points bedlog

    I like the PPE

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  • 1 points adjason

    the mortis is from mort = dead

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  • 1 points ludingtonb

    Not gonna lie....I feel like more math and fake work went into this than needed. A few diagonal cuts and we're solid.

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  • 1 points MissSaintLouisBlues

    Now THAT? Was SEX SAYYYYY 😍

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