Though there was that time she sat perfectly still for a long time to prove she was the real pinkie. If it mattered, she could do it. It would just be hard.
Our boy wouldn't even pause breaking ALL of Eggman's rules when the entire Robotnic legions showed up. He would just make their destruction part of his routine.
She does have the ability to obey these rules. If you threaten her friends then she would definitely be determined to fight for them even if it means going against herself, as seen in the episode "Too Many Pinkie Pies".
Otherwise, she wouldn't last within five seconds most likely.
Is Eggman smart enough for that though? That's the true question.
surprised that i didn't find heinz doofenshmirtz mentioned once (i man, it could also be the case that i overlooked him)
-No Singing/Musik. first, doofenshmirtz evil inc. plus, there are i think a thew musical numbers sung by him, like i think it was the kickball flashback
-no pets: Robotnik will think Perry is his pet
-no friends: Perry is also Doof's friend
-no books: he has books
-no exercise: Perry is trapped with skipping rope twice
-no laughing: there are a few scenes where he laughed.
-no Fun: oh, Doof will have fun fighting Perry
-he will break the no plants and no healthy food rule somehow, with an Inator
those anti-pixies(the green ones) from "the fairly oddparents: clash with the anti-world" cus as someone who know about the most obscurest pieces of lore in things i like-like, those guys could literally break all these rules due to being extremely fun whereas their boring pixie counterparts could break non of them cuz they’re like so loyal to them just like with the H.P.(head pixie)
Cid Kagano would be filled with immense pleasure by being ruled over by a tyrannical dictator like this, so he would instantly break atleast one of them
Johnny Cage - Mortal Kombat
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Guest starring: KIRBY!
Johnny: This is my adopted son and I love him
Kirby: POYO!
Performs a Fatality while Kirbo watches
Kirby consumes the remains and absorbs their power… now that I think about it, not too far off from Shang Tsung
Kirbo doesn't want to join a Mortal Kombat, not because he's too weak (Slayer of Gods) but because he just wants to watch and support his friends
Liu Kang is like: Yeah, no. He's too powerful. He's just gonna watch by the sidelines supporting his friends. Right Kirby?
Kirby: HAI!
Dude, that literally just IS Shang Tsung
Shang Tsung made of pure positive energy
Good god kirby im mortal kombat would be horrifying
Imagine a fatality with him
Kirby would spill no blood. all casualties would be living beings sent screaming into the abyss
Hobbie brown(earth-138)
Hed break all of them specifically to break them.
Probably doesn't even like house plants, but would get a fern out of spite
I feel like he'd like a cactus. He seems like the kind of guy to watch TV with a cactus on the couch with him as if it were a roommate
Hey Planty, what do you wanna do today? Watch TV? Me too!
Who better? Even if he wasn’t particularly GOOD at it, it’d be to spite him.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA!!!
George and Harold changing the sign to spell out some stupid potty humor joke
Canon because i said so
Dav Pilkey?
He would break all of them just to fuck with them
Friends though...
Probably do it just to piss Eggman off.
Eh whats up doc
Came here to say this. A Bugs Bunny and early Archie Sonic crossover would be a lot of fun.
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He would probably break all of these rules in a few hours
(literally my childhood 😔💕)
He was made to break most of those rules. It’s his purpose.
Correct answer
I was looking for this comment lowkey, Sportacus my GOAT
Literally just human Sonic (excluding my goat Sonicman)
Spongebob easily
https://i.redd.it/r5uk06isx6cg1.gif
She’s literally the Element of Laughter. She’d break the first rule just by existing.
Though there was that time she sat perfectly still for a long time to prove she was the real pinkie. If it mattered, she could do it. It would just be hard.
Monkey D luffy
Came here looking for this
Our boy wouldn't even pause breaking ALL of Eggman's rules when the entire Robotnic legions showed up. He would just make their destruction part of his routine.
I don’t see Dante eating his vegetables
Dante orders a Veggie Pizza to piss off eggman
Dante absolutely would out of spite. Absolute, "You're not my mom, I don't what I want" energy.
I can see it
Finn & Jake from Adventure Time
https://i.redd.it/me0tufcdy6cg1.gif
I’d say Toph would fit more because of the time she said “Yeah, let’s break some rules!” in the Ba Sing Se arc.
Literally her whole thing.
This girl, right here
The "no-singing" rule would evaporate once she starts.
She broke like 8 out of 10 in like 5 secs, let alone minutes..
The only one that might survive is No plants, but Charlie was my immediate response.
Game Robotnik would hate this downer... man just want to make a planet sized amusement park (and maybe kill a ROTTEN HEDGEHOG while he's at it)
As well as the rodents friends.
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The Mario Bros. break all of these right away except for NO pets, but that's because Yoshi isn't really their pet
Plus no pets if you count Yoshi
Yoshi wouldn’t be the pet, but Luigi DOES have Polterpup now, so they can still break that rule!
Does Mario hate mushrooms outside of the movies?
Nope
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Don Quixote (Limbus Company)
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Great pick. Their mere existence threatens the rules
Yes :D
(happy cake day!)
(Thank you, dear!✨)
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Yua Serufu - Do It Yourself!!
(Probably a lesser known example, but still!..)
Joseph Joestar will rush at this place as if this is exactly the one he was looking for.
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He can certainly be a rebel, I see him breaking the rule of “No laughing” or “No Fun” first.
She’d break some of those rules in five seconds.
She breaks “laughter” and “fun” just by existing
She does hold the element of LAUGHTER, so that’s a safe bet to make.
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Maybe him breaking the rules is why he's not around any more
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Warfstache will break all of them all at once
Fluttershy, she keeps pets in her backpack even when at school
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Y'all already know what time it is
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Deadpool.
Pinkie Pie, probably
She does have the ability to obey these rules. If you threaten her friends then she would definitely be determined to fight for them even if it means going against herself, as seen in the episode "Too Many Pinkie Pies".
Otherwise, she wouldn't last within five seconds most likely.
Is Eggman smart enough for that though? That's the true question.
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My GOAT
https://i.redd.it/z0ed821847cg1.gif
https://i.redd.it/4bxh4xc257cg1.gif
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My man Sportacus
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Astrid before the end of episode 1
Before that she's just a silly albino goober
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And now i introduce the exact opposite
Leman Russ. He'd break every single one of them just to prove he can.
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What a very wholesome looking character! I sure hope nothing bad happens to her!
Spongebob Squarepants
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Specially Deimos (right)
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i just know a random BUSINESS partner....
Trust us with war breakin
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Sportacus, breaks at least 6 of the rules.
surprised that i didn't find heinz doofenshmirtz mentioned once (i man, it could also be the case that i overlooked him)
-No Singing/Musik. first, doofenshmirtz evil inc. plus, there are i think a thew musical numbers sung by him, like i think it was the kickball flashback
-no pets: Robotnik will think Perry is his pet
-no friends: Perry is also Doof's friend
-no books: he has books
-no exercise: Perry is trapped with skipping rope twice
-no laughing: there are a few scenes where he laughed.
-no Fun: oh, Doof will have fun fighting Perry
-he will break the no plants and no healthy food rule somehow, with an Inator
I'm pretty sure Sportacus has consistently done almost every single one of these.
SpongeBob
Idk if it counts but pogo the clown
Luffy
Technically not my favorite character, but Kirby was already picked and I feel like Spongebob fits better.
George and Harold
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Makihatayama Hana - Ojamajo Doremi
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Ricardo (Limbus Company) Music just radiates from this man
Why is he Swedish
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This guy for sure
https://i.redd.it/796xrs0w77cg1.gif
Tom Bombadil
Wander from Wander Over Yonder would break ALL of them on accident trying to become Robotnik's friend.
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Heat Seeker-Challenge of the GoBots
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Spongebob
https://preview.redd.it/qf0vupo897cg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5006df98c323c0a19600345ce9aff1b74801e485
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Me, easily
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Mario.
Especially this one.
Yin Yang (Inamimate Insanity)
Yang would break all of them for fun, and Yin would break the No Pets, No Healthy Food, No Fun, No Friends (Yang)
Patrick
"No fun? But breaking your shitty rules is fun as hell!!!"
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Biollante's existence violates one of these rules.
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https://i.redd.it/hm6u5v92c7cg1.gif
Lola - Gunvolt series
SpongeBob
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-laughing
-exercise
-friends
-music
-complaining
bonus: -is sonic the hedgehog
Luffy
https://i.redd.it/euhgrvazc7cg1.gif
Kel
https://preview.redd.it/1hzd4ls2d7cg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650a9fab79a854c6ec618b8310282b0d2f0d3d60
Sportacus
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Better question is which character Wouldn’t break half those rule sin 5 minutes
Charlie Morningstar
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"I don't read bad rules"
Myself, i love my metal
Sportacus from Lazy Town obviously
Hedonismbot
.. pinkie pie
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Laughing, singing, fun, music, books.
Any ferret owner due to no fun, no pets, no laughing, no friends, and no exercise because the ferrets gonna run.
Ain't no way that's stopping his vibe
Gir from Invader Zim
The only one he won’t break is “No Healthy Food”
Me
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DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO! ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!!!
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SpongeBob
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My girl Nona is too joyful to obey these rules. She's awesome
Sonic
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This man right here
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SCP-999
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those anti-pixies(the green ones) from "the fairly oddparents: clash with the anti-world" cus as someone who know about the most obscurest pieces of lore in things i like-like, those guys could literally break all these rules due to being extremely fun whereas their boring pixie counterparts could break non of them cuz they’re like so loyal to them just like with the H.P.(head pixie)
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Hazbin hotel characters?
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Link from Zelda
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Spobob
LUFFY
Book Legolas breaks over half of them
everyone tbh, because this rules is bs and would make big brother a total looser with this rules.
I imagine any villain who will boast that they're evil, but upon attempting to do this they end up getting the urge to do the things listed.
I cannot find a gif of lord hater
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Cid Kagano would be filled with immense pleasure by being ruled over by a tyrannical dictator like this, so he would instantly break atleast one of them
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Both Miku and Teto
Most variants of Spider-Man.
Or Deadpool.
SpongeBob
STEVE FROM MINECRAFT WOULD BREAK ALL THISE RULES
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Obviously, Mortadelo
Petey simply existing breaks the no plants rule.
🎶Cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am🎶
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She is always on the brink of breaking out into laughter
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I mean
He would break the rules just because he can
Mirage from transformers rotb
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Dude never goes anywhere without his swarm of pets/friends he keeps inside his arm.
SpongeBob 😂
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Chai hi Fi rush
ESPECIALLY no music
N my pure baby
Luffy.
https://i.redd.it/tsyyrespz7cg1.gif
Spongebob and you know it