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Ok I actually love his wife’s dress and the royal blue and white one on the left. His wife’s dress is a little more sleek evening gown than trip to the oval, but I think it’s chic. And that is all the nice words I have to use on a Joe Rogan thread thank you very much.
My complaint about his wife's dress is it's very much an evening/cocktail dress; no one in the photo seems to have the same dress code. Daughters are dressed for a garden party, Joe is dressed like the worst salesman at a failing used car lot, Joe's wife is going to a cocktail party and Trump is still stuck in his 1980s 'executive' fashion.
To be fair, I thought both the kids (who don’t deserve criticism because they’re kids) and Rogan were cohesive in that all three could be described as coastal casual attire. Mom is definitely in an evening dress, which made me think she worked for Trump for a minute
Definitely cute dresses but not appropriate for the oval office. Tbf, the poor girls should be in burlap sacks around the pedo in chief (not that clothes matter to those kinds, but ykwim).
the fact that i, a poor person, have better taste and style than a celebrity and his family and buddies, makes me feel less horrible about my life
money really can't buy class or good fashion sense. it can't by anything other than shitty, crumpled ties and couch-print dresses. at least someone at the White House will really enjoy the sofa vogue
every goddamn time i see a celebrity who so obviously dressed themselves, i have to start my deep breathing exercises to keep the demons at bay. i’m out here combing through oversaturated thrift stores while they have all the time and resources in the world and still choose to show up like that.
if ‘i hope you have the wardrobe you deserve’ isn’t already a thing, it really needs to be. looks like the rogans beat me to it.
Joe dressed like a men that always forgets he has a family
The daughters are dressed for late spring and summer
The wife is fine but they aren’t one unit
His wife looks just fine but jesus, Joe. for starters, TAN SUIT. The shirt collar doesn't fit at all, so there was never any hope of closing the top button, but then the tie looks like the kind of job a child would do-- or possibly how you would tie it when dressing as a hobo on Halloween, if all you had access to was a black tie.
I only knew he was married from a Behind the Bastards episode (I think?) where they were talking about an interview he did with Fuentes and how Rogan was somehow pushing back on his "marriage as domination" rhetoric. Didn't push back on any of his antisemitism or other bigotry, mind you.
Edit: confused Joe Rogan with Tucker Carlson. God, why are there so many American alt-right dipshits to keep track of.
It’s horrifying that a man could have the views he has and have daughters. Those girls also look old enough to feel some type of way about his work and content too.
that’s the one thing I’ll give this man, he has done a remarkable job keeping his kids lives private and out of the spotlight considering the size of his platform/fame
Pretty sure Trump brought him in to get Rogan back into his ass-kissing lane since there has been some light questioning of dear leader on the podcast lately.
This was from almost six months ago, I think he's actually been more "critical" (I'm using a very loose definition of that word here as he's still a big enabler of Trump and a huge piece of shit) since this photo was taken.
He probably "complimented" Joe's daughters in classic Trump fashion. It's easy to believe a creep from a distance, it's a lot harder when they eyeball your kids.
"My my my Joe. Your daughters remind me of Ivanka. Perhaps I would be dating her if I wasn't her father. She's very voluptuous and a piece of ass you know."
If only I was making this up and Trump didn't actually say he'd date his daughter, she was very voluptuous and "you can call her a piece of ass." But here we are.
I do feel awful for them. I have no idea who they are and what their opinions are, but I consider this similar to growing in a cult. A sort of half life where you can't see the obvious.
I don't listen to him at all but I remember seeing a clip where he advocated HARD against paid maternity leave. Pretty much summed it up to "I, as a business owner, should not have to pay people when they're not working"
Only reason why it stuck with me is because I've heard so many men say this argument, as if they don't have mothers. Even if you don't have kids, it baffles me to be "fuck you I got mine" on this. You're becoming a cartoon villain for the next generation's parents
Just to be clear hes talked about government subsidizing maternity leave and not having the buisness take all the burden and doesnt think men should be taking paternity leave.
Joe at one point was much more progressive before Trans issues completely destroyed his brain
No chance in hell they know anything about him other than where he keeps his spare credit cards. The odds of him being a good father and all of them turning out well enough to concern themselves with morals are slim.
Oh my god, I didn't even notice her fake tan. I was too distracted by how r/AccidentalRenaissance the composition is.
ETA: Also, the white in her dress and the fake tan are a nice repetition of the (ugly as sin) floor tiles. There's a cool, yet weird and slightly uncanny, symmetry to the color palette. The blue in the painting and the blue in her dress play pretty well with the rule-of-thirds, too.
this looks photoshopped in an uncanny valley sort of way. like that stance should have her gazing at an art piece in the louvre or similar, not at dumpy’s white power self portrait
I don’t know much about this family but maybe the stepdaughter didn’t go because she didn’t wanted to be around Joe and in particular, Trump. Wouldn’t blame her.
Of course he has daughters. All these manosphere dickless failures always seem to have daughters, despite all that they do to promote misogyny and a shittier world for them. But I guess they think if they have money, they'll be able to join a higher echelon of society and avoid the worst of the rot they enabled to creep into the world. So at least their daughters will he spared. Hope you're right for your sake, Joe.
How a man who became famous hosting a show where people ate deer penises and were covered with roaches ended up being one of the most powerful influences on the US presidency needs to be scientifically studied. The matrix needs to fix its programming because something has gone terribly wrong in this simulation.
Wait, is he that short? I'm not American so I only know the guys as a talking head spewing bulltshit on podcasts. This picture is so different from what I thought he'd be like. I was imagining a The Rock type guy lol.
My wife and I got a picture with him many years ago after a comedy show (before he went all right wing crazy). My wife is 5'9. He was significantly shorter than her.
I can't imagine having my daughter near a man who is on record as saying "grab them by the p.." much less all the other disgusting things.
Rogan's example to his daughters here is to tolerate being around men like that creature simply because they have money and power, smile at his stares and comments, and say nothing if something does happen.
Do we think this canned cocktail frank of a "person" tells his daughters every day that he's destabilizing the country for their personal gain and this is just dad's job so they have good lives? Does he tell them it's an act and he's not actually a predatory loser? Or did they have to watch their father go from innocuous tv host and normal-adjacent man to the psychopathic personification of a left testicle after decades of TRT abuse?
Never occured to me that this guy would have a wife. Nevermind kids, and daughters at that. His brain seems so untouched by human feeling and genuine love, and unlike his friend Elon "must remain 500 feet from playgrounds, parks and schools" Musk, I don't think that's something to be proud of.
It's crazy that having your photo taken in the oval office is now seen as deeply embarrassing. You couldn't pay me to go near it. I used to think it was a sacred place back when I used to watch The West Wing
I make a point of knowing v little about Joe fckn Rogan, but it makes me genuinely sad to see that he has two daughters. Job security for the therapy profession, I suppose.
This is from the daughter’s IG and there’s a whole carousel of photos….they were very happy to be there. And the comments were her friends cheering it on. They are from westlake so I shouldn’t be surprised but still was seeing the comments.
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It's like a black hole of stupidity. I can feel myself getting dumber just looking at the picture.
just a great big, beautiful stupid-sponge. soaking up all the stupid
Which would be fine if he didnt squeeze it all out of himself every week for millions of people before moving on to soak up more stupid
But what’s Rogan doing letting his teenage daughters that close to that man??
Negligent parenting. It’s like that time my parents left me alone with my uncle.
It's ok Joe is on T and is a UFC announcer. He can take grandpa... /S
Joe Rogan's wife is 5'4
His suit makes him look like a rotten sponge that's been left in the sink for too long.
I had a mother who would tell me Rogan was the smartest man she knew. 🤢
…a shudder just danced down my spine reading this 😱
Big Fear Factor fan I hope 😬
I assume your mom has lived in a convent her whole life, only leaving to be impregnated by Joe Rogan.
He’s probably the smartest man in that room (if the photographer was a woman)
Sorry for your loss
I heard a comedian say that Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men.
I don't want to know what Joe Rogan's candles will smell like. 🤮
I love to say hes Oprah for men.
One of her grifters is working w Trump too
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I just pictured that one wing being torn down because Rogan convinced Trump there was an alien space portal underneath.
I still believe he was searching for Lincolns gold
https://i.redd.it/mwjhmyr4zr7g1.gif
Imagine being in your early 20s and have Joe Rogan as male role model.
Joe has a real Fire Hydrant in the Headlights look on his face.
Its like when you make two chat bots talk to each other.
Is he handing them over to the orange heathen.
Honestly, I think he looks like he regrets the decision.
how are they all so bad at dressing themselves
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Ok I actually love his wife’s dress and the royal blue and white one on the left. His wife’s dress is a little more sleek evening gown than trip to the oval, but I think it’s chic. And that is all the nice words I have to use on a Joe Rogan thread thank you very much.
Ma’am that royal blue and white dress is a tequila bottle
Lololol stop I can’t unsee it. Nailed it.
Casa AzulClase Azul is some fine tasting tequila thoMy complaint about his wife's dress is it's very much an evening/cocktail dress; no one in the photo seems to have the same dress code. Daughters are dressed for a garden party, Joe is dressed like the worst salesman at a failing used car lot, Joe's wife is going to a cocktail party and Trump is still stuck in his 1980s 'executive' fashion.
To be fair, I thought both the kids (who don’t deserve criticism because they’re kids) and Rogan were cohesive in that all three could be described as coastal casual attire. Mom is definitely in an evening dress, which made me think she worked for Trump for a minute
It’s giving Amazon black tie because it’s so out of place.
Why is his wife wearing cocktail attire? Teenage girls I get it (they look cute) but mom’s dress is not appropriate for this venue.
Also that kind of satin in the heat of July is just brutal.
Maybe I’ve watched too much TV but maybe it’s the perfect thing to wear to convince President Donald Trump to give you something your family needs
Her undergarments are all wrong though 😭
Wait...for a second I thought that was Kristi Noem... Is that another Mar a Lago face...?
It's hilarious he couldn't find a shirt that fit his fat neck.
Definitely cute dresses but not appropriate for the oval office. Tbf, the poor girls should be in burlap sacks around the pedo in chief (not that clothes matter to those kinds, but ykwim).
Rogan's crumpled tie lmao
the fact that i, a poor person, have better taste and style than a celebrity and his family and buddies, makes me feel less horrible about my life
money really can't buy class or good fashion sense. it can't by anything other than shitty, crumpled ties and couch-print dresses. at least someone at the White House will really enjoy the sofa vogue
They are all dressed for different events
all couch-related, i'm sure
https://preview.redd.it/wwma5ceyer7g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d8832cd96bb3a253d494625604cdc5215c4aa5
And his shirt isn’t buttoned at the collar, so sloppy.
And the crumpled tie in a shoddy half-Windsor. Looks like a teenager in court.
every goddamn time i see a celebrity who so obviously dressed themselves, i have to start my deep breathing exercises to keep the demons at bay. i’m out here combing through oversaturated thrift stores while they have all the time and resources in the world and still choose to show up like that.
if ‘i hope you have the wardrobe you deserve’ isn’t already a thing, it really needs to be. looks like the rogans beat me to it.
Money doesn't buy taste
Are they going to an outdoor wedding right after this? These don’t seem appropriate to visit an office workplace in the middle of the day.
Seriously, a strapless dress in the Oval Office?
Rogan looks like a disgraced NFL coach from the late 1970s
Joe dressed like a men that always forgets he has a family The daughters are dressed for late spring and summer The wife is fine but they aren’t one unit
The wife isn’t fine for daytime, especially visiting the POTUS.
His wife looks just fine but jesus, Joe. for starters, TAN SUIT. The shirt collar doesn't fit at all, so there was never any hope of closing the top button, but then the tie looks like the kind of job a child would do-- or possibly how you would tie it when dressing as a hobo on Halloween, if all you had access to was a black tie.
The rich have no taste.
Simply as a parent, I am not bringing my children around known sexual predators. Oval Office or not.
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Certified pedophile? Certified boy lover.
I don’t know if you intended to scramble the order of all of the words here, but I went to sing it in my mind, and laughed aloud.
It’s like he’s presenting them to Jaba the Hut 🤮
Or letting Trump meet options for wife #4.
literally my first thought.
https://i.redd.it/4z5o8ebmmr7g1.gif
Especially ones that bear a passing resemblance to Ivanka.
Completely agree. The fact that he has two daughters and still supports this man…wow.
He's offering them up to party.
lol the women's body language is telling. all 3 have their hands covering their crotches LOL
Huh…I had never even considered that Rogan had a family. It’s kinda weird actually lol
I was just thinking the same, didn’t realize he had a wife and kids. Can’t imagine being married to that guy.
Imagine having two daughters and still standing in Trump's corner.
My dad is better than Rogan because she has 3 daughters and stands in trump's corner! Oh wait...better isn't the right word
My dad has 7 daughters and supports trump - he must be the bestest!
I mean you could have just said your dad had 7 children and we would have all assumed he was a Trump supporter.
I only knew he was married from a Behind the Bastards episode (I think?) where they were talking about an interview he did with Fuentes and how
Roganwas somehow pushing back on his "marriage as domination" rhetoric. Didn't push back on any of his antisemitism or other bigotry, mind you.Edit: confused Joe Rogan with Tucker Carlson. God, why are there so many American alt-right dipshits to keep track of.
I'm very confused by your comment. Joe Rogan has not interviewed Fuentes.
First thought was “he has daughters?!”
I was shocked too. But maybe it’s best he doesn’t have a son.
It’s horrifying that a man could have the views he has and have daughters. Those girls also look old enough to feel some type of way about his work and content too.
Me either. I’m also surprised his wife has the Mar-A-Lago face
Why are you surprised by this? I would be surprised if she didn't.
He also has a 3rd daughter (step) that’s not pictured here. She’s grown.
I cannot believe I have never even wondered about any of this lol
that’s the one thing I’ll give this man, he has done a remarkable job keeping his kids lives private and out of the spotlight considering the size of his platform/fame
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Same, that was my first reaction to this.
Funny, me too. I think that's the first time I've ever seen his wife. And two daughters? God help them.
Big living in his dad's basement energy
Neither did I. Some of this hit takes made me think he was alone and bitter.
TIL he has a wife and kids
Same lol
You helped do this, Joe. Fuck. You.
Pretty sure Trump brought him in to get Rogan back into his ass-kissing lane since there has been some light questioning of dear leader on the podcast lately.
Joe is too full of himself for any sort of self reflection
This was from almost six months ago, I think he's actually been more "critical" (I'm using a very loose definition of that word here as he's still a big enabler of Trump and a huge piece of shit) since this photo was taken.
He probably "complimented" Joe's daughters in classic Trump fashion. It's easy to believe a creep from a distance, it's a lot harder when they eyeball your kids.
"My my my Joe. Your daughters remind me of Ivanka. Perhaps I would be dating her if I wasn't her father. She's very voluptuous and a piece of ass you know."
If only I was making this up and Trump didn't actually say he'd date his daughter, she was very voluptuous and "you can call her a piece of ass." But here we are.
So true. Rogan is fickle. He believes what his last guest says.
Him and Elon both. I just absolutely know for a fact that if those two didn't go all in we wouldn't be having this discussion right now.
They all look like Trump just shit his pants.
That's because he probably did. Also, damn, Rogan is looking rough these days.
I don't love the guy but he looks awful and I am concerned that he is going to keel over mid-sentence on his show from a heart attack.
Do not threaten me with a good time. That's all I will say about this.
What I see:
Mrs Rogan: Did he just shit his pants??!
Rogan: Yep (while filled with disgust and regrets)
Trump: Yep I did it (shamelessly)
Lincoln: I can't take much more. Someone please shoot me again
they really do! it's like dad, do we acknowledge the miasma of stank?
Imagine being a woman in any way part of Joe Rogan’s life and listening to the way he speaks about women on his podcast…
i’d bet a paycheque pump made an inappropriate comment about how the girls look - in front of them - and rogan laughed and agreed.
I do feel awful for them. I have no idea who they are and what their opinions are, but I consider this similar to growing in a cult. A sort of half life where you can't see the obvious.
"of course I don't mean you, sweetie" - Joe Rogan to his daughter(s), probably
I don't listen to Rogan bc he makes my ears bleed. So I'm curious, what kind of shit does he say about women?
I don't listen to him at all but I remember seeing a clip where he advocated HARD against paid maternity leave. Pretty much summed it up to "I, as a business owner, should not have to pay people when they're not working"
Only reason why it stuck with me is because I've heard so many men say this argument, as if they don't have mothers. Even if you don't have kids, it baffles me to be "fuck you I got mine" on this. You're becoming a cartoon villain for the next generation's parents
Just to be clear hes talked about government subsidizing maternity leave and not having the buisness take all the burden and doesnt think men should be taking paternity leave.
Joe at one point was much more progressive before Trans issues completely destroyed his brain
No chance in hell they know anything about him other than where he keeps his spare credit cards. The odds of him being a good father and all of them turning out well enough to concern themselves with morals are slim.
They don't care. They think they're the "exceptions". That's how these women think.
“He’s wearing a tan suit!!!”
https://preview.redd.it/xt71b3ja7r7g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2e069e64702a494039730462264adbcc81169f
🙄
This image is surreal in the best possible way. I can't put my finger on why. All I know is that it's cracking me up.
I think the way they’re both such a similar shade of orange is part of why it’s so funny
Oh my god, I didn't even notice her fake tan. I was too distracted by how r/AccidentalRenaissance the composition is.
ETA: Also, the white in her dress and the fake tan are a nice repetition of the (ugly as sin) floor tiles. There's a cool, yet weird and slightly uncanny, symmetry to the color palette. The blue in the painting and the blue in her dress play pretty well with the rule-of-thirds, too.
It terrifies me.
Casual white power fists.
What a communist style of portrait
What a weird portrait to hang up at work
this looks photoshopped in an uncanny valley sort of way. like that stance should have her gazing at an art piece in the louvre or similar, not at dumpy’s white power self portrait
I think his stepdaughter not being there says it all.
Lol she's half black and her dad was a r&b singer. She doesn't fit the demographic.
He was in the group, H-Town. His name was Kevin Connor. But he sadly passed away in 2003 in a car accident
I was actually thinking this, man having a mum that's this scummy.
I don’t know much about this family but maybe the stepdaughter didn’t go because she didn’t wanted to be around Joe and in particular, Trump. Wouldn’t blame her.
I think that’s what OP was getting at.
He has daughters??????
Right? I said the same thing! God help them.
And these are only 2 of them. He has a 3rd that is half black, and is not included in this trip.
One might note...
Seriously my first thought was like "Me too, Abe. Me too." lol
The daughters slouching to avoid looking taller than Joe…😏
“girls, you can’t wear heels!”
Oof you hit the nail on the head with this one 💀
Absolute losers, all of them.
Of course he has daughters. All these manosphere dickless failures always seem to have daughters, despite all that they do to promote misogyny and a shittier world for them. But I guess they think if they have money, they'll be able to join a higher echelon of society and avoid the worst of the rot they enabled to creep into the world. So at least their daughters will he spared. Hope you're right for your sake, Joe.
America is a place where people don’t want to save the ship from sinking, they just want to have enough money to pay for a seat on the lifeboat
How a man who became famous hosting a show where people ate deer penises and were covered with roaches ended up being one of the most powerful influences on the US presidency needs to be scientifically studied. The matrix needs to fix its programming because something has gone terribly wrong in this simulation.
I guess being in reality tv is a better career move than we thought. It can even make you president
how did a similar man become the actual president?
Why is the entire family dressed like they’re going to a summer wedding.
Taking your daughters to visit a rapist is quite a choice
He wore a tan suit 🫣. These are the biggest Assholes on the planet.
His wife has Mar-a-lago face. Of course.
Disgusting.
My daughters, please meet a rapist I wholeheartedly support
Wait, is he that short? I'm not American so I only know the guys as a talking head spewing bulltshit on podcasts. This picture is so different from what I thought he'd be like. I was imagining a The Rock type guy lol.
Oh yeah lol he’s got short man syndrome for sure
he’s itty bitty
My wife and I got a picture with him many years ago after a comedy show (before he went all right wing crazy). My wife is 5'9. He was significantly shorter than her.
Lil baby boy
Lincoln looks how I feel
It's like a live action editorial cartoon, complete with the sad Lincoln bust.
Why are they all dressed to attend a wedding?
I ABSOLUTELY would NOT let my young daughters near that man... Let alone in a dress.
I can't imagine having my daughter near a man who is on record as saying "grab them by the p.." much less all the other disgusting things.
Rogan's example to his daughters here is to tolerate being around men like that creature simply because they have money and power, smile at his stares and comments, and say nothing if something does happen.
That's what I call terrible parenting.
Uncle fester looking ass
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
They all look so.. dirty. Like they haven’t taken showers in days and just put on fancy clothes on top. Eugh.
Do we think this canned cocktail frank of a "person" tells his daughters every day that he's destabilizing the country for their personal gain and this is just dad's job so they have good lives? Does he tell them it's an act and he's not actually a predatory loser? Or did they have to watch their father go from innocuous tv host and normal-adjacent man to the psychopathic personification of a left testicle after decades of TRT abuse? Never occured to me that this guy would have a wife. Nevermind kids, and daughters at that. His brain seems so untouched by human feeling and genuine love, and unlike his friend Elon "must remain 500 feet from playgrounds, parks and schools" Musk, I don't think that's something to be proud of.
It's crazy that having your photo taken in the oval office is now seen as deeply embarrassing. You couldn't pay me to go near it. I used to think it was a sacred place back when I used to watch The West Wing
Traitor pile of shit
I make a point of knowing v little about Joe fckn Rogan, but it makes me genuinely sad to see that he has two daughters. Job security for the therapy profession, I suppose.
he has daughters?!? and he takes them to the white house?! EPSTEIN’S LIST’S WHITE HOUSE?!? TF?!
Geez, even his wife has “Mar a Largo Face”
The all look vaguely let down
I remain unimpressed.
Imagine being that old and still know nothing of the world, the Universe.
I'm a stupid fuck, but that image just screams "uneducated deluxe"
The expressions on all their faces. Nobody wants to be there.
They’re all trumpers. Stop this. They’re not “innocent”
This is from the daughter’s IG and there’s a whole carousel of photos….they were very happy to be there. And the comments were her friends cheering it on. They are from westlake so I shouldn’t be surprised but still was seeing the comments.
what the fuck are they wearing, clown show
Wow he is like 5ft3?
How could he bring his daughters around him? Disgusting
Wheres the 3rd daughter lol