His potato chopping skills could support a few McDonald franchises

168 points PBXbox

Man they would be finger potatoes if I attempted such a feat.

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47 points Doc___2020

Hands so calloused he uses them as sandpaper

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8 points Historical-Aerie-721

MF just gave up on fapping. There was nothing left after two years ago last May. He filed for workers comp.

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59 points eXclurel

Samwise Gamgee when he locks in:

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56 points gardendong

Ok, sooner or later theres going to be a distraction and theres going to be a finger detached

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20 points [deleted]

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7 points Monbey

Not the same, with a claw grip and experience, there is no danger cause your fingers are always behind the blade. In this case he cuts trough a potatoe towards his hand. Chefs still do for some techinques like "tourné" for example but for sure this guy cuts himself one way or another.

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3 points Bimitenpix

I was having a staring contest with a server at my work while slicing onions. But idk dicing seems alot more sketchy lol

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16 points Facts_pls

This is muscle memory now

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22 points hezzyb

r/13or30

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10 points josh_moworld

Just so you know, McDonald’s fries arrive at stores precut.

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8 points Doc___2020

Looks like this guy is the one cutting them for em

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1 points ATotalBakery

They've always given me "extruded from a nutrient paste" vibes

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7 points Captain_Usopp

What the fuck was that music?

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8 points HangryWolf

I feel like I've heard some 90s point and click type games with this type of soundtrack. Kinda banging to be honest. Or that 90s commercial of some weird PC music maker with weird instruments and thing. I wish I could recall that commercial. It looked wild at the time.

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3 points FlyByRoll

https://youtu.be/jR0vRuZkxdw?si=DQf-Zv78rulWGnZc They were going for this

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3 points Presentation_Few

Some 90th Vietnam Movie or something.

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1 points Ak47110

It keeps away the furry death.

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2 points Frequent-Screen-5517

This guy and that popcorn makin kid from the movie theater should start a business

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4 points OriginalBlackberry89

Awesome skills but what's that title supposed to mean?

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17 points -Speechless

the man's ability to chop potatoes is so high that it could serve as the sole source of French Fries for multiple McDonald's restaurants.

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-6 points M-Noremac

Yea except the only real guy responsible for the potato cutting for McDonalds is the maintenance guy in charge of keeping the potato cutting machines running, which probably cut thousands more potatoes per minute. And far more precisely, too.

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1 points -Speechless

😐

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1 points elcojotecoyo

And I assume the potatoes are washed (insert Padmé and Anakin meme)

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1 points FlyByRoll

What does he use to sharpen his knife

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1 points TheTaoOfMe

Jeeze, are those raw potatoes he’s slicing like low fat butter?

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1 points Presentation_Few

His name is 3 finger joe. Formerly known as 4 finger Johnny.

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1 points SirCaptainReynolds

PO-TA-TOS!

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1 points logical_bit

Bro has 10k hours on slicing skills

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1 points racyabrams

Cannibal!

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-25 points TopCoconut4338

Now if only they would find a way to get the pile off the ground.... yuck.

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16 points Man0fCultureAsWell

Yuck indeed! They should take them off the ground and put them back...uh, into the ground!!

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9 points HangryWolf

Infinite potato glitch.

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43 points Zodiak_Witherkay

Where do you think they come from?

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16 points blueberrywine

Potato Trees

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1 points Creepycute1

I don't believe you know where potatoes come from...

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-3 points rhythmrice

Sheltered much? Id bet peanut allergy runs in your family?

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