Defense +40, Happyness -20 😁

190 points Affectionate_Walk610

The working class Deathclaw five beers in to the barkeep (read it in Bill Burrs voice if possible):

"You've got it all figured out. Working all day with beer. What a dream. I'm slaving away in the murder factory for 10 fucking hours! But you aint hearing me complaining! Gotta do it. for the family. Bitch just layed another clutch of eggs. SEVEN FUCKING EGGS! Make some omlett I tell her but OH NO now I AM the bad guy again. Wanna know what she said to me the other day? She said "I should live more consciously"! What THE FUCK does that even mean? I AM concious! I'm feeling the pain every day! But oh no it aint to her satisfaction! Swear to atom one day man... one day!"

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37 points no_lo_lo

This is art

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20 points ImTableShip170

His voice didn't click until "hearing me complaining!"

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5 points Affectionate_Walk610

Took me a bit to dial that one in. But I think what bill burr would never do is call his wife a bitch. The drink deathclaw does tho. He just hates coming home.

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5 points Expert-Guard6216

Mid way through it i realized i was reading it in greg fitsimmons voice and not bill burrs.....

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2 points Affectionate_Walk610

Eh close enough.

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150 points Fallout-Wander

Welp thats proably the last sentient death claw

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55 points Nekommando

There used to be a NV mod called "methclaw" and it is basically a talking deathclaw that sells you chems.

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21 points inquisitor_steve1

They should revive it for Fallout 4 and give him it Midwest accent

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2 points wsdpii

Lore accurate.

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19 points IcyCommunication8184

It no longer needs to tear people to shreds when its found the joys of drinking

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9 points Sunset-onthe-Horizon

He thirsty!

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10 points MacellumMycelium

My favorite part of settlemenr building. I do wish it would let you name them or at least put a collar on them. I had a legendary albino one at a version of Sanctuary once that I headcannoned was called "Pookie" by the locals.

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6 points TapeSplicer

The deathclaw craves a whiteclaw.

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3 points sarahphernilia

Ain’t no laws when drinking with ‘claws

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6 points Mental-Stop2047

Alcoholic Deathclaw

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3 points Nates_of_Spades

al-claw-holic

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7 points Nates_of_Spades

"hey buddy can I get you something? you look like death" -bartender
"story of my life, man" - deathclaw

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5 points Wrong-Contact-5885

Doesn’t alchohol boost your strength by one or two points?-…oh god that death claw is gonna be extremely dangerous

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3 points draelogor

can we get one hardworking sentient humble chill deathclaw bro in the show I BEG

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4 points myLongjohnsonsilver

You seen death claw females? I'd drink too

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2 points the_life_of_cat

Oh boy have I 🥴

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7 points External-Nothing-844

He's just doing his best :(

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2 points coffeebean_1992

If you build it they will come.

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2 points LittleGothCreature

They’re a hard working settler, defending the settlement not easy, the least they deserve is a few drinks 😊

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2 points Flooping_Pigs

They have a thirst that may not be quenched by neither man nor machine

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2 points SirBruhThe7th

My guy just wants some beer. Leave dude alone.

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2 points Warm_Statistician_88

Bro! I had a glowing mirelurk king, razor claw and a regular one in my settlement, they were the nicest creatures ever but a stray missile destroyed the tower so they became hostile😭

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2 points Craniac324

Lol, this is a funny quirk of Wateland Workshop creatures & Automatons where they act as npcs. So they try to get stuff at the shops & they also try to use the gym equipment you can get from the Vault Tec workshop, but since they don't have animations or interaction capabilities they just stand by them.

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1 points Loose_Entry

Kinda like when I to to the gym

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1 points Craniac324

🤣

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2 points Lat1naDeathclaw

We enjoy our pre war alcohol and smokes sorry 😅

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1 points Other_Log_1996

Only one Deathclaw? I extended Citizenship and Minutemen Membership to Deathclaws, and now my restaurants are packed to the brim every single day. They're so popular, it's literally impossible to get inside the door.

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