Fuck that bystander
  • 1184 points elthepenguin

    VLC guerilla marketing.

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    268 points NexiWolfheimer

    Video streaming at the speed of fuck you

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    103 points sassteroid

    It’s also what happens when you ignore the VLC update notice

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    54 points Dry_Community5749

    r/angryupvote

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    8 points ParachutingPiglets

    Linux laughed and loved your comment

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    7 points Iloveherthismuch

    Really whipping the llama's ass!

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    3 points RampagingBadgers

    Winamp gang!

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    1 points aprilflowers75

    Damnit lol

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    1 points cannon_bolt0

    2007, good times

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  • 533 points LuigiMPLS

    He did not VLC that coming.

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    26 points cyclorphan

    Underrated pun alert.

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    10 points thiagoscf

    He did not VLC that coning

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  • 102 points lordelan

    Seriously though, is he dead? Any info?

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    33 points BillysBibleBonkers

    Nah, just the same dumb joke over and over

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    6 points licklickRickmyballs

    Huurrr duurrrr VLC huuuurrrrrr!!!

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    0 points Dark_halocraft

    Not dumb

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  • 434 points thatsmyoldlady

    Is he died?

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    310 points ToYits821

    I think he might be died

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    209 points Der-Lex

    RIP in piece

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    126 points disloyal-tomfoolery

    Return if possible

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    51 points TSAxrayMachine

    return if possible in peace

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    13 points __markn0rth

    in piece

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    3 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    In pieces

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    5 points Zealousideal-Word604

    To shreds you say?!!

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    2 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!

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    36 points toblies

    Died to death.

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    19 points grassesbecut

    "Breaking News: Area Man Killed to Death."

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    6 points Shred_white_and_blue

    He was kilt.

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    3 points LobsterNo3435

    Kilted

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    1 points Duke55

    Sounds like something Trump would say..

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    36 points spariant4

    died indeeid

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    30 points CelticGardenGirl

    If not died, why died shape?

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    7 points ElderMillennialGoat

    🏅

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    11 points kubok98

    And if not died then certainly red dyed

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    2 points digitalis303

    Somebody ought to place a traffic cone to mark the spot. Oh wait, nevermind.

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    52 points cyst16

    No. Pregante

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    4 points Melodic_coala101

    In vagene?

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    5 points mrgelk

    Pregonanant?

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    2 points Withalittlesnark

    Pargent

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    49 points Gret_bruh

    apparently he has an instagram account where he is not died

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    32 points hasuris

    He lives on in the Internet. Technology is beautiful

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    28 points ChrisEdErik

    He's in a cona

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    44 points Ivabighairy1

    I didn’t see any shoes go flying

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    3 points well_shoothed

    So not prenante?

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    10 points JagusDogus

    If he's dead, he'd died years ago as this is an old video reposted.

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    12 points g87a_l

    concussion maybe

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    70 points MatureUsername69

    Minimum. The weight and speed on that cone alone is enough to cause more serious damage than a concussion. The trajectory the cone sends him on looks like the far more dangerous and heavy injury. Looks like a 28 inch cone which is about 10 pounds + whatever speed that tire chucked it out at.

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    45 points Fafnir13

    Mitigating factors: It crumpled absorbing some impact. Broad surface area distributing the force.

    Still a really nasty hit.

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    13 points Flomo420

    yeah but it hit him right in the neck....

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    13 points AaryamanStonker

    Yes but cone safety cone so it safe getting hit yes 🥹

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    13 points ZAZZER0

    Bad concussion, might have broken the skull

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    14 points seattlesbestpot

    Or might have broken his neck

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    3 points ZAZZER0

    Oh, absolutely, at least damage something in there

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    12 points Shermans_ghost1864

    He's probably not aliving.

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    3 points MaddoxGoodwin

    He woke up dead

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    4 points New-Contribution-244

    He is live.

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    3 points deadface008

    If not, that was certainly a knockout blow

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    3 points RTKWi238

    Yes, and you're the father

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    2 points NotAgoodUsername17

    yeah that’s my buddy eric, we had his funeral last week

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  • 147 points Zezotas

    Dies from VLC

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    9 points ausecko

    How can vlc slap?

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    2 points Zezotas

    Slap? Idk. But it can hit you, really hard.

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  • 55 points Hello197812

    Brings new meaning to "Conehead" ... I'll see myself out

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    10 points JohnnyRelentless

    You don't have to tell us. You could just go.

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  • 72 points turboboob

    CAUTION

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    16 points beepbeepboopbeep1977

    Yeah, it had, like, reflective tape on it and everything

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  • 40 points Beeeeeeels

    Says enough when the slowmo still goes fast as fuck.

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  • 44 points redthump

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  • 74 points TH3_OG_JUJUBE

    One way ticket to brain damage city 

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    18 points __________________99

    Yeah, there was a lot of force behind that.

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    6 points NavDav

    Take me down to Brain Damage City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty….

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  • 15 points FoxInABoxOfRox

    CONE 2 THA DOME

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    4 points Jesseroberto1894

    Shit that just reminded me of a song I used to listen to in college by slightly stoopid, comb 4 my dome

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  • 14 points Icy-Variation6614

    Those things hurt if you get hit with one. My friend and I helped our dads at their autocross races, and had cone fights.

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  • 10 points Holiday_Ad_5445

    It’s happening again? After all these years, he should have realized his orange shirt would attract an orange cone at break-neck speed.

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  • 10 points MechanicalTurkish

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  • 7 points insane_contin

    The perfect assassination.

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  • 7 points Inglorious186

    Headshot!

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  • 13 points Mercurius_Hatter

    VLC sends their regards

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  • 6 points travfields619

    They were Conesss!?!

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    3 points dericn

    https://streamable.com/l4ew5i

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    3 points travfields619

    Brilliant! Thank you

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  • 6 points jt_totheflipping_o

    Lucky it wasn’t the base of the cone

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  • 13 points Yourownpieceofmind

    he ded

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    -9 points CrittendenWildcat

    How is "He ded" not the most popular post????

    I just don't understand these kids today!

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  • 4 points Calrenve

    Headshot!

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    1 points LesIsBored

    Double kill!

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  • 5 points Standard_Paint_3240

    Unsaftey cone

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  • 4 points Xolaniii

    force push vlc

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  • 3 points PayFormer387

    He’s lucky it wasn’t at a street takeover, the other bystanders would have robbed him too.

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    3 points I_Thranduil

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  • 3 points ihavenoidea81

    F A T A L I T Y

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  • 3 points Conscious-Machine-47

    Is he dead ???

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  • 3 points cyclorphan

    CONED

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  • 6 points RainbowAppIe

    Me after killing a player with a cone in Halo 3

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    4 points MaterialImportance13

    Bungie is going to give him recon armor now?

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    2 points Spacial_Epithet

    Man this took me back. I was one of those cool people with Recon before everyone had it lol

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  • 2 points Ninski0011

    This one is the best yet

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  • 2 points ihqdevs

    Safety first!

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  • 2 points FantasticFungiiii

    Took it on his chin

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  • 2 points KCGD_r

    That cone was going fucking FAST

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  • 2 points Contr0

    Well done 47, time to find an exit

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  • 2 points chaoscruz

    Two for one!

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  • 2 points Edje929

    Better scramble like and egg before you get folded like an omelet

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  • 2 points gerryv3000

    Yeah he ded

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  • 2 points j8by7

    De-fucking-stroyed!!!!!

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  • 2 points Vitruvious28

    Check if his shoes are still on

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  • 2 points Mayon_from_Camalig

    What a rubber-necker pff!

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  • 2 points Nefarsus

    That's a 36" 10 lb cone. Those bases are hard rubber.

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  • 3 points Zingman15

    That slow mo was golden

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  • 3 points Shermans_ghost1864

    Does this make him a Conehead?

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  • 2 points Gone_Like_Snow

    He ate that 💪🏾

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  • 2 points th3j4d3d0n3

    cone head

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  • 1 points ScottyMo1

    Must be a Koenigsegg

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  • 1 points Funmanhahaha

    Bro, his hair turned into a wig.

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  • 1 points kelariy

    Was a double kill, almost got a triple, but the lady dodged slightly and only took a light hit to the hand.

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  • 1 points Empyrealist

    Orange on orange crime

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  • 1 points tribak

    Is he deaf?

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  • 1 points freakinweasel353

    He’s gonna have a new birthmark after that slap.

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  • 1 points azdcaz

    Lucky that the base of the cone didn’t make direct contact.

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  • 1 points valdezverdun

    Will he get Recom armor?

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  • 1 points Neon_Cone

    Get coned!

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  • 1 points Draugr_irl

    He's lucky to have been blessed by the cone gods. I envy him.

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  • 1 points AdhesiveMadMan

    They're very hormonal this time of year. It mistook his orange shirt as a potential mate.

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  • 1 points Remix_Master21

    BOOM, HEADSHOT!!

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  • 1 points Draskinn

    Everyone likes to think they would have cat-like reflexes, but when cone meets face, you're just another meat puppet getting it's strings cut.

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  • 1 points roll_another_please

    He got a 2 for 1

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  • 1 points Far_Brilliant_443

    You seen my cone?

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  • 1 points Significant-Roll2052

    Why is this video making me cackle. I don't understand it...I keep rewatching it. Did you notice how the cone took out another person right next to him (the second slow-mo you see)

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  • 1 points BUTthehoeslovemetho

    Shit, those things r heavy, that guy is either dead or really fucked up

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  • 1 points uname-doesntcheckout

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  • 1 points Jaded-Breadfruit4019

    Fuck that other guy a bit too

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  • 0 points PrioryOfSion14

    VLC: Fuck you, random citizen

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  • 0 points mratlas666

    *VLC has crashed.

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  • 1 points DropKnowledge69

    In my professional opinion, C1 though C87 were pulverized.

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  • 0 points SQLDave

    Nice shootin', Tex!

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  • 0 points Kindred_Ornn

    Straight to the Jugular

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  • 0 points Legitimate-Tree7041

    Thanks for the great laugh! I pissed myself

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  • 0 points deephurting66

    VLC saw him looking at videos with a stock player

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  • 0 points Perpetual_Noob8294

    That VLC player nuked two guys🤣🤣

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  • 0 points Capital_Baby2152

    VLC woke up and chose violence l

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  • 0 points notimeforspac_s

    VLC is not kidding these days.

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