That wallet is history
  • 104 points bmcgowan89

    There was probably so much Zyn left in there 😱

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    35 points derek4reals1

    I used to work at a golf course, they always have backup.

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  • 72 points cocoadelica

    ‘Poor guy’. Hardly if he’s playing golf at Pebble Beach.

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    16 points whiskeyballs

    Not sure about Pebble Beach, but I played Torrey pines for $44 since I’m a local resident and borrowed my friend’s grandpa’s clubs. So it’s possible to be broke and still play a nice course

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    5 points FirstoffIdonthaveshe

    I knew a guy who got struck by lightning and then survived a shark attack!

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    6 points PrimordialPlop

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    2 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    I’ve heard some tall tales in my day, but this one sounds shockingly fishy.

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    9 points AaryamanStonker

    Less about the money more about the wait at the DMV for your new Id, then at the bank for your new cards, what a fucking hassle

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    4 points Kabc

    I lost my wallet relatively recently. I just filled out a form online and they sent a new one to my house

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    1 points Sk8rboyyyy

    Yeah you need ID to get ID

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    1 points Loko8765

    Well, a bit poorer now without his wallet.

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  • 57 points RojoCinco

    The bird wasn't planning to do that; he was just winging it.

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    11 points Hornedupone

    Just new boot goofing

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    2 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    Fowl play is suspected.

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  • 11 points Pretend-Internet-625

    I was at the US Open at Pebble Beach in the Nineties and watched a seagull land on the green and pick the ball closer to the hole. Was enjoyable too watch.

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    2 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    Interesting idea, as a way to cheat… training sea gulls to do the work for you.

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    1 points Pretend-Internet-625

    The ball was put back on original spot. But it was a good try. It was very entertaining as the bird could have sent it in any direction but chose the hole. Hmmm maybe it was trained.

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  • 11 points kingkongbiingbong

    This is why I always have a slingshot in my back pocket.

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  • 5 points Koolmidx

    Brian Regan summoned that sea gull. That's crazy a comedy routine came true.

    I don't remember exactly but it was about having empathy for a kid losing a balloon. Imagine if your wallet had wings and flew away.

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  • 4 points PistachioOfLiverTea

    How could that golfer be so gullible?

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  • 4 points PutnamPete

    Don't chase him. Let him land and realize it's not edible. He'll leave it there.

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  • 6 points mentaL8888

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  • 3 points RabidPlaty

    DoorDash order for 5,000 fries incoming.

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  • 3 points ParachutingPiglets

    It’s probably one of those annoying birds from Assassin’s Creed.

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  • 3 points RayPineocco

    Mine?

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  • 4 points ofthedappersort

    I'm trying to teach crows to do this

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  • 7 points Corfiz74

    Uh, did he ever get it back? That's why it's useful to have an AirTag in your purse - though I'm not sure that it would still work under water...

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    22 points Dounce1

    A friend of mine lost his wallet in a swimming hole this year, didn’t realize it was missing until he got home. His AirTag worked despite being ~fifteen feet underwater. YMMV

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    4 points Corfiz74

    I just have to know: How did he lose his wallet IN the swimming hole? Did he go swimming with his clothes on? 😲

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    7 points Dounce1

    I don’t remember if he was wearing board shorts or regular shorts, but either way he forgot he had his wallet in his pocket when he jumped in. He did take off his shirt and shoes before hand though, so no, not swimming in his clothes, just swimming in his swimming clothes lol.

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    8 points Corfiz74

    Ah, okay, I'm a girl, so the concept of "swimming shorts that you also wear like regular clothes and keep your wallet in" didn't occur to me, lol.

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    3 points Dounce1

    Word. Yeah, I mean I think he was wearing board shorts just because that’s what he usually wears when we go to the river, but around here it’s pretty normal for people to just wear ~whatever kind of shorts to go swimming, especially if they weren’t planning on hitting up the river whenever they left their house that day.

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    1 points Orangest_rhino

    Defo

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    2 points Dounce1

    So this is just gonna like, follow me around forever now isn’t it?

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    1 points OrangestRhino

    Defo

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    2 points Dounce1

    Can’t say I didn’t see that coming.

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    3 points monkey_zen

    Wait until you hear about pockets.

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    6 points Corfiz74

    But it's good to know that they still work underwater. Mine didn't even work under my car seat (where my mom's wallet had gone, which I have AirTagged - fortunately, I had to do an emergency brake on the autobahn, which catapulted the wallet out of hiding, or we'd still be searching).

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    -2 points raginglilypad

    Only if they also stole an iPhone lol

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  • 2 points AliceTheOmelette

    "Ooh free food wait ew what is this shit? Ptooey"

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  • 2 points tiamat234

    Well that is one hell of a way to get a Birdie.

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  • 2 points DJohnsonsgagreflex

    After shelling out $600-$1,000 for that round of golf, that wallet must have been light enough to fly.

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  • 2 points Crenchlowe

    They steal our wallets now?

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  • 2 points Syzygy-6174

    This why I always carry my 6.5 Creedmoor in my golf bag. You just never know.

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  • 2 points peroxidase2

    Seagulls have to buy groceries you know. Their unemployment hit the roof lately after recent layoffs.

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  • 2 points alwayskared

    Beenie Siegel needs a pincode

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  • 2 points BaltimoreBadger23

    This is why I don't golf Pebble Beach anymore.

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  • 6 points GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

    It smelled like worms maybe. Dude needs a colonoscopy.

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  • 3 points Gahera

    To be so comfortable financially as to leave your wallet anywhere else than in your pockets.

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  • 1 points explosivelydehiscent

    What do seagulls eat that looks like that, or conversely, what do golfers bring to the course that's edible but looks like a wallet.

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    10 points Rottendog

    Seagulls eat fucking anything.

    People claim pigeons are the rats of the sky, but I posit that it's seagulls. They're about the most brain dead of the birds. I've watched them eat all kinds of trash on the beach. And I'm not talking about when tourists throw things at them.

    I've watched them eat things off the ground like lit cigarettes, bottle caps, and rocks. I mean they'll snatch French fries, hot dogs, sandwiches, and fish, but just as likely random trash.

    There's a reason they're portrayed as stupid in cartoon movies.

    Edit: grammar

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    1 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    Guy I met claimed he had a childhood side hustle, getting rid of sea gulls by a boardwalk food place.

    First he threw them French fries while they flew overhead.

    Then he threw them firecrackers.

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    4 points aikidoent

    A leather wallet could easily resemble something they find interesting. On the other hand, birds generally just enjoy drama and chaos, and seagulls especially might just like to fuck him in particular.

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    1 points SaraAngelopoulos1

    Maybe they have history of returning stolen goods in exchange for food.

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    2 points Tank-Pilot74

    A fish maybe?

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  • 1 points Buford_T76

    And the f bomb is still echoing around the world.

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  • 1 points 7GrenciaMars

    I'm imagining the phone reps on the other end of the call when he phones in to report his credit cards stolen.

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  • 1 points megaladon44

    One day and no night stay at the impressive pebbo beach

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  • 1 points davey212

    I would gladly sacrifice my wallet for footage like this

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  • 1 points Lobster_porn

    that's a rich guy

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  • 1 points giocondasmiles

    Offer some potato chips in exchange.

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  • 1 points MrYig

    He’s playing golf, I don’t think he’s poor…

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  • -3 points chuckinalicious543

    Honestly, based on how bad golf courses are for the environment, good. Maybe he won't go back.

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    8 points stupidber

    Insane take. Cars are bad for the environment you dont hope every driver gets their wallet stolen

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    15 points heelstoo

    You don’t know them. Maybe they do. Maybe they want to live in a world of stolen wallets everywhere.

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    11 points PtitSerpent

    Barcelona?

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    7 points AliceTheOmelette

    you dont hope every driver gets their wallet stolen

    Seagulls do, they just don't know how to open car doors...yet

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  • 1 points TheMahanglin

    I've played out there on some of Pebble's sister courses, it ain't the birds you need to worry about...it's the WIND. I'm talking wind so stiff you can lean forward at a 45 degree angle and not fall over. lol.

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    0 points OCYRThisMeansWar

    I’ve had morning wood like that.

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  • 1 points Menacing_mouse_421

    He can afford it if he’s playing that course….. haha

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  • 0 points shitlord_god

    if golf weren't evil I'd care.

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  • 1 points New-Contribution-244

    Oh no… so anyway…

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  • -1 points Charlos11

    Who cares

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  • -2 points coolnbreezey

    Leave your valuables vulnerable, pay the price…

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