Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!

Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.

Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.

Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."

Step 4: Get Fucked!

If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.

Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.

715 points Anothergasman

Hey. Fuck you. You’re not the boss of me.

You’re going to have to ban me the old fashion way. I’m not doing your job for you. Fuck this and fuck you

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154 points barrybreslau

Lick jam off my scrotum and fuck off, you cunt.

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98 points Dr_Trogdor

I hope you hit your elbow on something.

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37 points StandbyBigWardog

Tread on Legos.

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42 points surelysandwitch

Fuck you it’s not pluralised.

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22 points mafiaknight

Stub your toe weekly!

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17 points BaronvonBrick

Ey fuck you

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23 points Cloaked42m

I hope your socks are always damp.

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13 points MyLordLackbeard

I'm from the UK, so the endless rain means your words are hollow and powerless!

Ha ha - I win by living in Rainland! Er...

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9 points barrybreslau

My special sock is ALWAYS damp baby.

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4 points xshow-me-the-mortyx

That's an evil thing to say

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8 points wkendwench

You’re pinky toe

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6 points mafiaknight

Damn. I liked being mafiaknight

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2 points RemoteSnow9911

Dog barfs in your car.

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15 points StandbyBigWardog

Fine. Tread on Legos..es.

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8 points AlecTheDalek

THAT'S WORSE

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4 points VermilionKoala

En Español!

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5 points Prajna-paramita

Thanks gollum

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9 points ArchStanton75

I hope you get a hair in your mouth you can never find.

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9 points Bit_part_demon

I hope you get a hair in your eye you can never find

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3 points TLRPM

I hope your milk goes bad prematurely 😤

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3 points FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

It's Lego Bricks, not Legos, you simpleton.

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2 points ChRam2010

Goddamn! You're a savage. 🫣

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2 points [deleted]

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3 points [deleted]

What kind of jam?

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6 points Beefsupremeninjalo82

Toe

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4 points VermilionKoala

& Earl

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2 points barrybreslau

Gooseberry. Do.you have a problem with that?

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14 points [deleted]

Hey. Fuck you. You’re not the boss of me.

Wait, what if the Op really is Karen Gupta from HR who has been watching your every keystroke on the office Amstrad?

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6 points Hurl_Gray

Fuck, YEAH!

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4 points Alex09464367

You're not the boss of me now

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175 points [deleted]

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11 points ihaveagoodusername2

meet you tommorow

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3 points Mojojojo3030

We always met.

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69 points [deleted]

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40 points no-steppe

How dare you have fun! I hereby impose a five day ban on you! And a boot to the head!

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20 points [deleted]

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14 points mafiaknight

🪨🪨
Ask, and it shall be provided

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3 points mekkanik

Ah but have you got the minerals Tommy?

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7 points Weelki

Good idea, make everyone a mod, everyone gets fucking banned

Edit u/BvbbleGvmBitch doesn't have the balls for such a move

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8 points BvbblegvmBitch

I won't lie, I am tempted

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7 points Weelki

👍

Or pick a random subscriber, make them a mod for the day. Rules are as follows:
A) If they ban exactly X amount of subs, they themselves won't get banned
B) If they ban under X amount, they get banned the humber of days for how many subs they are under X for
C) If they ban over X amount, they get banned twice the number of days they are over X for
D) X is a random number known only to you, and it changes...

Subscribe here for more shitty ideas :)

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7 points FunkMunki

We're having a good time.

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134 points HorizonsReptile

I love you, in particular

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113 points BvbblegvmBitch

And I love you, random citizen

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51 points twitchMAC17

Before I get banned by myself, I'd like you to know that I recognized and enjoyed your Metroman reference.

AWAAAYY!

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27 points BvbblegvmBitch

Thank you. I am so glad.

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17 points GeneralMurderCow

“Oh no, I got banned on my cake day! Wow is me!” u/twitchMAC17 probably

You can have your fuck you and cake too!

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6 points VermilionKoala

"You can fuck your cake and have it too" - not the Unabomber

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8 points Civilprotection69420

Happy cake day, I hope you have cake

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3 points Gregory_GTO

Happy cake day!

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4 points UndoubtedlyAColor

I really hope you banned them for a day, would really suit the sub

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39 points [deleted]

Fuck you the banhammer already got me.

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47 points [deleted]

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42 points [deleted]

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34 points [deleted]

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33 points [deleted]

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22 points [deleted]

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26 points [deleted]

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18 points [deleted]

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11 points [deleted]

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2 points [deleted]

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33 points harceps

What, do I work here now? Is this the self check-out? Fuck you in particular

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32 points [deleted]

I am going to see how long one can be banned for. I'm aiming for one million days.

Edit, one million is too much and times out. 100,000 next.

E2, 100,000 also too many. 10,000 next.

E3, 10,000 too much. 1000 just doesn't feel worth it.

E4, 1000 is too much?! Jeez Louise, anything less would be a minor inconvenience at worst.

E5, 365 days seems to be the limit. See you in a year, bastards!

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14 points Alex09464367

!Remindme 365 days

Edit: came back 1 year later and the person above deleted their account or otherwise got the account banded.

It looks like we're going to see them in a year.

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9 points RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 1 year on 2025-07-15 22:47:14 UTC to remind you of this link

14 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

^{Parent commenter can} ^{delete this message to hide from others.}

^Info ^Custom ^{Your Reminders} ^Feedback

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9 points Alex09464367

Good bot

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21 points RagdollSeeker

Hold on this subs name ends with “in particular” not “common as bread”, bless us with your handicraft mods ❤️

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22 points Sancakes

Haha, Nice try having less to moderate. I do what I want!

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16 points Few_Assistant_9954

Thats not a fuck yourself thats a fuck myself

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9 points Apotak

You are already a banhammer recipient, so perhaps you can try this new flavor of getting fucked?

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5 points Cloaked42m

No.

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7 points dmitrij203

thanks

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8 points ChaoticMutant

I'm reading this as its previous post for that car lot from Baltimore video. "We will FUCK YOU Six ways from Sunday! Bring your wife and we will FUCK HER TOO!"

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6 points SirBar453

Finally something for people like me

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6 points The_32

You shouldn’t unban people who over ban themselves.

Fuck them.

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12 points BvbblegvmBitch

We only offer because we are desperate for attention and it's one of the only ways people will talk to us

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8 points The_32

Hey I’m a fellow Reddit mod. I get it.

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12 points BvbblegvmBitch

Woah, that's disgusting. Don't lump me in with you

~~I actually browse one of your subs all the time~~

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14 points SappySoulTaker

No flair, no thanks. Now if someone could just manually ban+nair me i'd not be opposed...

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3 points UnicornFarts1111

Be careful when talking about flair...

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2 points SappySoulTaker

Ez I go bald.

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6 points FireBirdGundam

This is fun.

Fuck you guys, I hope you all have a great day.

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6 points Doodkapje

Fuck you Tony!

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5 points Drakovis

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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10 points [deleted]

I'm waiting for a ban event so I can say"oh ban me almighty banner!!" In jim carrey's voice of course 🤣😂🤣😂

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3 points historical_find

Ban me daddy ban me.🤣

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5 points dwbaz01

I got banned less than a month after joining this subreddit. So, I'm safe for the rest of my life.

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14 points BvbblegvmBitch

Hahahaha that's what you think. Lightning strikes twice.

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2 points Toastedweasel0

But not moar than 5 times (Yet).

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4 points ADHD_Microwave

No way this feature exists Edit: holy shit it does

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2 points VermilionKoala

Glad it wasn't only me that thought this!

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3 points Doodleschmidt

What about getting bent? How can I self bend?

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5 points Few_Assistant_9954

you welcome

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4 points Apotak

"Action failed"

I need a mod to get banned.

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4 points WombatAnnihilator

Look What They Need To Mimic A Fraction Of Our Power!

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3 points SniperFoxy34

I wonder what happens if I be a smartass and put a π

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5 points Few_Assistant_9954

You get banned for the duration, the calculatoion to the last digit takes

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3 points september_22nd

See ya in a month

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3 points onko342

Wow

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3 points BasementDwellerDave

Fuck you, I'll see ya in 3 days

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3 points iH8MotherTeresa

I, for one, support everyone going and fucking themselves. You are not special. Fuck you.

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5 points TheDevilintheDark

Goddamn right. I'm not special. Fuck me in general.

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3 points JustUseDuckTape

Can't see it in my app, fuck me I guess.

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3 points enecv

every day. we stray further from god.

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3 points [deleted]

Suck it nerd, you don't tell us how to live.

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2 points Sylveon72_06

wait is there gonna be a distinguisher between those who self-ban and those who get chosen

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6 points BvbblegvmBitch

At the moment, ritual bans will receive a flair while self bans do not have an indicator. I'm looking into how to apply one, but I believe I'll need a 3rd party bot.

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2 points [deleted]

You have to earn the hammer!

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2 points keshiko666

I will avoid the ban hammer so long as I live you can't catch me!

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2 points cropguru357

Hey, fuck you in particular.

Eat my ass.

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2 points HaloJonez

There are two cunts in this thread, and you’re both of them.

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2 points BiscuitsUndGravy

I wish all subs were moderated by people who didn't take themselves too seriously. Oh well, time to ban myself for wishful thinking.

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2 points Yah_Mule

Fuck me? Fuck me!

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2 points VoxulusQuarUn

If a mod does this, are they still a mod?

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2 points [deleted]

I was going to do it for fun… don’t show up on my phone 🥺

EDIT: I FUCKING FOUND IT, SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW

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1 points Toastedweasel0

But does self Ban qualify for the chance of that title?

Questions , yes?!

Ah darn.... I can't read... Saw that there's no flair. Ooops.

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1 points Terrible-Article-871

Ok fine

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1 points urinesamplefrommyass

I insist on the flair

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1 points RubYourEagle

I'm not special anymore :(

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1 points JackOfAllMemes

We don't need it but we deserve it

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1 points MineFlyer

Wait what

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1 points Lord_Powerchord

Fuck you, I am never gonna...ah...never mind.

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1 points phatcan

I'm on desktop using old reddit with RES. Can you please explain to me how I can successfully fuck myself using this UI?

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1 points [deleted]

Don’t need it!

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1 points Inedible-denim

Thank you for this advice but also, fuck you

(also I have had the fuck you banhammer happen to me before, showed my friends and we got a good kick out of it)

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1 points Competitive_Clerk240

Well, fuck me!

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1 points [deleted]

No.

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1 points LAMGE2

It chose me so no, fuck you mod go away

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1 points teetaps

You first…

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1 points EmotionalLecture9318

FUCK ME!

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1 points unseenarachnid

See yall in a decade :)

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1 points newbikesong

But it is only fun when you do it. 🥺

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1 points [deleted]

The joke is on you bub. I was already planning on fucking myself today.

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1 points chewy_mcchewster

fuck-a you-a

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1 points rafaugm

Too much effort.

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1 points whoisjakelane

I. Can't. Stop. Commenting! Ohh... Self ban nice

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1 points SlowSlugG

Welp time for a century long ban... or at least the longest I can

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1 points creeper6530

What if I put in negative amount of days?

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1 points AKA09

Psssh...in my day you had to EARN a ban. Like I did in the Snyderverse sub.

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1 points vapocalypse52

I'm so insignificant, that I don't have that option... Fuck myself in particular!

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1 points PseudobrilliantGuy

Unfortunately, I don't seem to be getting the option to self-ban.

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1 points Ok_Technology_9488

Suck a big fat juicy toe.

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1 points iGhostEdd

I'll do it for 69 days, someone here who wants to beat me and do 420?

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1 points VespertineStars

Nah. Ban me personally. It's the only human interaction I get.

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1 points Garan-Coristar

Hahaha I already got the banhammer 😎

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1 points No-Gene-4508

I just want to say, it's amazing you have a self ban button 😂😂 but nah. Fuck you. I stay

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2 points SuperBeavers1

No, you don't stay, you don't get to decide that here!

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1 points liayon

i won't give any mod the pleasure of banning me, so I'll do it myself, thank you

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1 points KupferTitan

Bye see ya guys in a week! FUCK ME HARD!!!

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1 points SourLoafBaltimore

Go fuck your arm cock-arm.

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1 points DANGER2157

Fuck you. The

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1 points [deleted]

I’m not doing your job for you, MOD. You lazy fuck.

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1 points ThePupnasty

Hey! You can go fuck yourself.

Selfbans

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1 points spike_2112

fuck you too, I'll see you in a week

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1 points [deleted]

Fuck you.

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1 points gr8dayne01

Fuck all of you guys. I am going home.

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1 points [deleted]

Fuck you.

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1 points guilty_by_design

No flair? I don't want it then. Fuck you.

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1 points meiandus

terrific placid grab light piquant governor quicksand cows observation elderly

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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1 points SnarkyAnxiety

I'm going the full 365....see ya in 2025!!!

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1 points ReaperSound

fuckmyselfinparticular...

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1 points RedactedRedditery

Nice feature. Fuck me I guess

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1 points Nbkipdu

Lol I just had one of those a few days ago

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1 points bytecollision

Fuck this and fuck that and fuck this and uh..

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1 points Cordeceps

FUCKTHEMODSINPARTICULAR

Washington Redskins arse post

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1 points NSTPCast

Was there flair for normal bans? Pretty sure I caught a ban at one point.

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2 points BvbblegvmBitch

Daily ritual bans and events bans have flairs. You were banned for our Halloween event but didn't receive a flair, so I've fixed that.

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1 points kilozeta

Fuck you in particular. You aint the boss of me get fucked and may the quacken stop your mode of transportation for the day.

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1 points MinnieShoof

Nah. I'mma wait for my sun to come around again.

Rocky Valentine taught me that always winning ain't heaven.

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1 points Bluescale-Sorc

I’ll self-ban the day I get a flair for it. Or a minute chance of getting a flair for it.

Fuck your lack of flair in particular! 😝

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1 points TLRPM

I’ve been banned before but I can’t get the flair? HORSESHIT.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK MYSELF.

See yall in 48 hours!

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1 points dirtyhippiebartend

Fuck me I guess

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1 points [deleted]

Fuck you. I will ban myself whenever I want, wherever I want, whomever I want. I am Bander!

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1 points [deleted]

I can’t IMAGINE not being COOL ENOUGH to just wait for it to happen LIKE THE BAN GODS INTENDED. Delete this heretical shit right now before I… do something! Something mean!

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1 points WazzleGuy

How to say "we don't have enough admins to ban you assholes" politely.

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1 points Username12764

Well fuck you, if you can‘t give me a flair, I will not do your work for you… (I actually love you, this is an awesome feature)

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1 points Savings_Street1816

I don’t see where and how to do it, and I’m too lazy to figure tjisbouft

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1 points hangman593

Your post changed my life.

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1 points moke_air

I don't fuck myself with that method. I never think I am wrong.

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1 points Scrollin_aureolin

Well fuck me

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1 points RisibleComestible

Sounds good to me! Fuck you

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