OP (ELITE_Locx) has been messaged to provide an explanation as to what is confusing them regarding this joke. When they provide the explanation, it will be added here.
Famous reddit thread. "How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?" These are the items needed from the thread.
Yeah I thought the guy just stuck his donger raw into an M&Ms tube. Figured that was just a side reference and the rest were just various implements to make homemade fleshlights (thought the butter or "cheese" as OP saw it was foam padding actually)
It's just a normal bagel, yes. It's a reference to a tweet that went viral back in the days when twitter sucked less. Someone joked that "bagel" was the old English word for "butthole bread."
If anything, this should be a lesson about naming yourself after memes because people forget and then you're just named a weird thing.
If you read the Steam comment thread, many people stay in character throughout. I exhaled slightly harder out of my nose than usual reading a few of them.
I literally copied and pasted the comment you replied to word for word and it was the first listing on google...soooo....uhhhh... dont be so regarded when its so simple to prove
4.5" diameter is like... two beer cans tied together. That's way past chode and into the realm of anatomical impossibility. 4.5" circumference is definitely not average though, probably smaller than 99.9% and definitely too small to fit in any standard condom size.
I just checked, and Reddit's Museum of Filth is dead. Now only the Internet Archive remains. .... So much is already lost.
...But as history forgotten is fated to repeat itself, I give it a year or 2 before someone else starts asking questions about their family's traditional poop knife, or comes on here begging people to never use dark-colored bath towels.
Are we all talking about the same cylinder? I hope it hasn't morphed to mean different things. If it's all the same glorious cylinder, that's beautiful.
The joke is sticking your penis in a can of m&ms full of microwaved butter... the joke is always sticking your penis in a can of m&ms full of microwaved butter.
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OP (ELITE_Locx) has been messaged to provide an explanation as to what is confusing them regarding this joke. When they provide the explanation, it will be added here.
Famous reddit thread. "How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?" These are the items needed from the thread.
I had forgotten about the butter and mashed banana
I never forget that detail unfortunately
The cylinder must not be harmed in any way.
It's imperative.
As well as the larger structure.
And the two spherical object hanging down from the larger structure.
*oblate spheroids
Did someone tag him already?
You shouldn’t, in case you become tempted.
This is generational knowledge that needs to be passed down. Our species depends on it.
You could say It's Imperitive
Mmm, chunky
It’s pretty crucial, buddy either didn’t have enough butter or microwaved his banana enough
Wdym unfortunately??? Without that the banana could get a chaffing
Yeah I thought the guy just stuck his donger raw into an M&Ms tube. Figured that was just a side reference and the rest were just various implements to make homemade fleshlights (thought the butter or "cheese" as OP saw it was foam padding actually)
It's a cylinder
And it’s imperative it must remain unharmed
I, too, was much happier before reading this thread
Do you mean after? I think autocorrect must have got you there.
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Or the coconut
It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed
We gonna talk about your user name?
It's a bagel.
...I see...
It's a bit of a stretch. Kinda like goat.se
For eating?
It's just a normal bagel, yes. It's a reference to a tweet that went viral back in the days when twitter sucked less. Someone joked that "bagel" was the old English word for "butthole bread."
If anything, this should be a lesson about naming yourself after memes because people forget and then you're just named a weird thing.
yes, if you lack imagination
To be fair another user that replied to butthole is "ChristPuncher_69"
Like christpuncher is... Already pretty wild. But then 69...just a whole new vibe to that username
Same here. All I remember is, the cylinder must remain intact.
Then how will we make Banana bread?!
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OH DEARGOD!! NOOOOOOO YOU MADE A MEME FOR IT????
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Are you new to the internet? everything gets memed, especially one of the most famous threads ever.
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The cylinder cannot be damaged
It is IMPERATIVE the cylinder is left unharmed
Did we ever find out how they freed the cylinder?
“Hospital”
I am disappointed that the solution was not to bake it over a flame until the plastic softened and become more pliant.
Its imperative the cylinder remains unharmed
If you read the Steam comment thread, many people stay in character throughout. I exhaled slightly harder out of my nose than usual reading a few of them.
https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/12/3729575504102437412/
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It's imperative I do not put anything sharp near the cylinder
link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/
Omg his other posts haha what a good sport
It's a cross he'll have to bear for eternity.
Good sport? Are you implying the original post wasn't an obvious joke?
I suspect the original was OP just being funny rather than a real question. It's too perfectly straight-faced.
Post has been removed yet post is still there
It's an archived post. Can't be modified from whatever date they decided to lock it.
Don't need to modify perfection.
You can actually view all removed posts as long as you have a direct link to them still.
Ah, it's so fun looking at my old upvotes lol.
He’s literally giving you the post, just google it
there are alot of copy paste posts about it.
Sometimes the title isnt the same and you cant find it, especially if its a much older post, but another comment posted the link
If you google “Reddit cylinder” I bet it pops up
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/nVALQHFiww
Why did I click that, and why did I read every comment?
I literally copied and pasted the comment you replied to word for word and it was the first listing on google...soooo....uhhhh... dont be so regarded when its so simple to prove
Civilization is cooked, we had a good run
Can it end sooner? I dont wanna go to work anymore.
Back to work slop hog, and remember that your company loves you!
IIRC dude got so much flack on the post he deleted it.I stand corrected
So much flack that he can't even post in peace anymore. People see a comment from him and bring up the cylinder.
I mean, he obviously posted it for the memes so memes is what he gets!
did he?
It's the word girth that's a giveaway.
Also 5.1x4.5 is this chode territory?
Wouldn't say so. Pretty average in both dimensions. And wouldn't a chode be one if the two were switched?
Today I learned girth refers to the circumference not the diameter. I am thus in agreement it is not a chode but rather average.
4.5" diameter is like... two beer cans tied together. That's way past chode and into the realm of anatomical impossibility. 4.5" circumference is definitely not average though, probably smaller than 99.9% and definitely too small to fit in any standard condom size.
If it was real, all he'd really need to do is turn on an algebra lecture or something and wait a few minutes
That was one of my favourite parts of that original post, the precision of the measurements.
it is important that the avrage sized cylinder be not damaged
This post
Damn those moderators for taking that gem down
The sacred texts!?
They’re trying to rewrite history
I just checked, and Reddit's Museum of Filth is dead. Now only the Internet Archive remains. .... So much is already lost.
...But as history forgotten is fated to repeat itself, I give it a year or 2 before someone else starts asking questions about their family's traditional poop knife, or comes on here begging people to never use dark-colored bath towels.
Looks like it's just archived
I read too far and I just have no words for the coconut fleshlight comment
What a horrible day to have eyes :((
Kind of the usual on Reddit, it's either that or some sort porn
Ahh, the coconut story 🥲
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“So I must bear this cross forever.”
The sacred duty of protecting the forbidden cylinder… a burden passed down through generations.
I only found out about this 3 days ago. What a brilliant commitment to the bit
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Are we all talking about the same cylinder? I hope it hasn't morphed to mean different things. If it's all the same glorious cylinder, that's beautiful.
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"How fares the larger structure?"
Hoptal
Hospital
Hopital
The best way to remove oneself from this predicament is to remove the affliction
~Sun Tzu
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
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The cylinder is average-sized.
He was told it was above average sized.
He said thank you for the compliment
It was small upon the initial insertion of the cylinder. It only expanded once inside the tube
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I laughed harder at this picture than I probably should have
Ditto. I’m dead. 😆
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It is imperative that the larger structure also not be harmed
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The reddit user Smart_Calendar1874
I cant risk power tools damaging the interior cylander. Lmao
i wonder if anyone has tagged the guy
It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed!
IMPERATIVE
*the interior cylinder
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My favorite part of that thread:
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The joke is sticking your penis in a can of m&ms full of microwaved butter... the joke is always sticking your penis in a can of m&ms full of microwaved butter.
Microwaved butter and mashed banana*
mash banana mash banana
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It's a cylinder attatched to a larger structure with two oblong spheroids at the base, get your facts straight
Hospital
*Hopital
The cylinder must remain intact. Also that isn't cheese it's butter.
A reference to the Below. Some activity where you may get a small cylinder stuck in a M&M tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/small-cylinder-guy-smart_calendar1874
Edited to fix the link.
it's this
And mg secret ingredient... cajun microwaved smashed banana
He...purchased the cylinder?
We all assume he was born with it
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"El Psy Kongroo"
was thinking only I got that banana microwave reference, a fellow stein gate I see.
He's creating an Elder Scroll.
OP (ELITE_Locx) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:
the cylinder also needs to be attached to a larger structure
"The cylinder is attached to a larger structure and cannot be removed"
The cylinder must remain unharmed.
Why buy cylinder if you already have one?
What's that in the top right? I don't remember him buying that...
It’s a cylinder
how do you see cheese in what represents very clear image of butter?
He will never live this down in his life
It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.
I hate that I knew what this was immediately. Here's the whole story: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/small-cylinder-guy-smart_calendar1874
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These are the items needed to spank the snake if you wanna wank like frank.
Ngl the small m&ms are so good
It's a cylinder
He got his "cylinder" stuck
I live by the ocean. If this happened, I’d go jump in the cold water. Tube would slide off in seconds
it's a cylinder.
It's IMPERATIVE that the cylinder remains unharmed
THE CYLINDER
Imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed
Also butter not cheese
That IS butter
They're referring to the text
I’m surprised he hasn’t been summoned already
Idk, man. That cylinder seems pretty average to me
It's a cylinder
The cylinder must remain unharmed
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/ac3kDVw922
Wonder how smart calendar be doing these days
Oh god it’s that cursed cylinder reddit thread again…
is the cylinder attached to something larger
When. You learn to be yourself, you don't care what others think mostly.
It's imperitive the cylinder remains unharmed
"Small Cylinder" joke
It's imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed
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They forgot about the larger structure
The cylinder must not be compromised!
“So I must bear this cross forever” - Aristotle
The cylinder MUST remain intact.
“The object stuck must not be harmed”
"It is imperative the cylinder must not be harmed"
I can't risk power tools damaging the interior cylinder.
Where do I get that wooden cylinder, asking for a friend.
Elite ball knowledge required
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My feed is synced
I wonder how the larger attached structure is doing
ITS A CYLINDER.
The cylinder cannot be harmed
4.5 inches around is rough bro
It’s a cylinder.