Success advice from Elon's mom... 🤔
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  • 446 points No_Tiger4566

    Step 1 - Marry a rich pedo who owns an emerald mine.

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    89 points Joseph_Gervasius

    Bonus points if that mine is worked by locals under systematically exploitative, near-slave conditions.

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    36 points AliceTheOmelette

    And then give birth to a pedo who let's CSAM distributors back on twitter and help a pedo get elected

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    21 points Chelecossais

    And baselessly accuse a real-life hero of being a paedo, because his feelings were hurt...

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    23 points Unkabunkabeekabike

    Ask me how to get to the top: Start there Otherwise you'll never get squat

    • rich baby, scoochie boochie
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    9 points zambulu

    Check out the text on there describing how her parents flew a private plane all over when she was growing up. So Step 0, be born rich.

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    5 points CrystalInTheforest

    Step 3 - Profit

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  • 237 points Aetheriusman

    She grew up in a family that had an airplane AND were rabid nazis, so rabid they had to move to a place where whites still acted like slave masters and segregated themselves from the "undesirables"

    I REALLY hate this woman, but not more than how much I hate her devil spawn of a son.

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    38 points lmaytulane

    And they moved to the opposite side of the world instead of the Jim Crow south because I guess Alabama wasn’t racist enough for them

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    14 points NotEnoughMuskSpam

    Comedy is now legal on Twitter.

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    6 points CrystalInTheforest

    Enslaving people to mine emeralds > Enslaving people to pick cotton, I guess?

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    6 points NotEnoughMuskSpam

    Strange

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    7 points Arcosim

    They were trying to implement Nazism in Canada. Joshua Haldeman and Wyn Fletcher created the "Technocracy party" that openly supported nazism, eugenics, "going to Mars" and openly praised Adolf Hitler. The goal of the party was basically implement a system of "technocrat" controlled states instead of governments. Basically what Musk and Thiel want now.

    Seems like they had a lot of influence in their grand kids.

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  • 36 points DuckyHornet

    Who the hell was looking for a book from some bloke's mum?

    Rules of success: * Marry into wealth * Marry into wealth * ???? * Marry into wealth

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  • 39 points EtherealAriels

    She had admitted to being a prostitute both before and after her marriage to his father. 

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    4 points the-National-Razor

    Where was this?

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    4 points Grocery-Grouchy

    Ohh... so it runs in the family then

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  • 16 points RigelOrionBeta

    "Live dangerously - carefully"

    Let me put this in more honest terms. "Be rich so that even when you fail, you are still rich."

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  • 14 points Synthwavester

    You can read it with dinner

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    10 points what-to-so

    I could stand to lose a few pounds.

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    4 points Synthwavester

    It's a curb reference

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    3 points MoleMoustache

    I bet you don't respect wood.

    Having said that, it's a good comment.

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    3 points Synthwavester

    It's commenting without commenting

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    3 points MoleMoustache

    That's good because I don't want to see the commenter commenting, hide the craft.

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  • 12 points Dependent-Fig-2517

    So a book on how to raise a neo nazi man child ?

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  • 8 points weealligator

    You couldn’t beat any self-awareness into these people with a lead pipe

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  • 7 points mishma2005

    “I grew up in a lower to middle class family”

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  • 7 points Intrepid_Cap1242

    He used to tell stories of how him and his brother grabbed loose gems that wouldn't fit in the safe, take them into town, and exchange them for walking around money.

    Imagine little rich shits walking into your shop and plopping $50k worth of loose gemstones on the counter and asking if they could have some chewing gum.

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  • 2 points SerenaLicks

    I have this book it was just okay

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  • 2 points occultpretzel

    Can we just giving thoe people the time of day or buying their poorly ghostwritten books?

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  • 1 points ufl015

    Does Lex Luthor’s Mom also have a book?

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