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He's that one guy everyone is trying to avoid at a party, because he's so fucking unfunny and annoying. No one can stand him, and no one wants him around. So he wanders from group to group, hoping for some attention and approval, but he's not getting any. No one smiles, no one laughs when he joins the conversation. Everyone just falls silent and stands there waiting for him to fuck off again, to the next group.
Do this for 45 years or so, and you get what Elon Musk is now; the most cringe person in the entire history of the universe, and even before that. Yes, Elon Musk is more cringe than any other living creature in our current universe, and the universes before, and after us.
The fact that you get ill from it, is a healthy response to a very sickening event, i.e. Elon Musk being cringe again. There's no need to worry. This reaction is perfectly normal. You need to start worrying if you don't feel ill about it anymore.
And this guy has 100s of billions of dollars so we are all forced to pay attention to him. Hell is Elon Musk following you around for eternity trying to get you to laugh at his epic memes
that clip of him struggling to tell a joke on the Joe Rogan podcast a few months ago has been living in my head rent free. not only is the guy painfully unfunny, but his ability to form sentences is literally on the level of a 10yo. I highly recommend anyone look it up if you want to hear a 50-something supposed super genius struggle to tell a basic joke while firing off elementary school-ass lines like "we don't have any more extra money"
WH aides confirmed this as well, that he was incredibly awkward, try hard, cracking unfunny jokes and that no one wanted him around and complained to Trump’s people to no avail
Reminder that Elon made likes private on Xitter because he forgot to switch to an alt account before upvoting a post of anime teens showing their underwear
He's so pathetic that I almost feel bad for him. Then I remember he unbanned Dom Lucre, a CSAM distributor, and helped get D[REDACTED] T[REDACTED] elected
Of course Elon Musk uses GIFs from that jackass who recreates other GIFs and has his trolls manipulate social media platforms so his appear first, too.
I'm pleased to see that twat directly associated with Musk now so hopefully it'll stigmatise him to some extent. Fucking fed up of that unnecessary 'acting out phrases' gif shit. You can't just say 'no' any more; you have to waste extra bandwidth and energy with an animation of this loser mouthing the word 'no' as well
Before he bought Twitter, Elon desperately tried to be the funniest person on Twitter. He often would crop memes to make it appear they were his creation if there was anything identifying about them. He would steal jokes and make them appear they were his. Attempts that truly came from Musk were wholly unfunny, sometimes cringeworthy, other times just disgusting.
I would call him a giant child, or awkward teen boy, but that is an insult to those groups.
Elon has severe mental issues that are getting worse. He is an absolute, diabolical, liar. FSD, Tesla Roadster, men on Mars by 2026..lies....his lies and his weirdness and awkwardness is seen as some sort of spectrum level genius and make folks follow him like he is the Pied Piper. He is also blatantly racist towards any group outside Caucasians - almost like it is pre WW2 Germany all over again.
Of course, there is a large group of billionaires with the power now to grift at will. He is one of those at the head of the table.
Anyway, he is now too big to fail, at least quickly, without crashing markets. We created this man-child monster and it appears we will be stuck with him for decades.
"You are a stupid bitch", he said and was rolling on the floor. He just invented another unimaginable great insult. Nobody saw it coming. He is far ahead in the insult game
It is so weird seeing a man in his mid 50's and more personal wealth than anyone on the planet (and perhaps in human history?) make the same social mistakes the class pariah did in fifth grade. Again. And again. And again. Surely all the acid, molly, ketamine and blow doesn't help things, so I guess a fifth grader has that advantage over him, but this man is unfathomably stupid.
It's like he's minmaxing the simulation and found a way to max personal wealth if you can get your charisma stat to negative ten.
Elon is such a fucking loser that I sided with Thierry Breton. I really don’t like Thierry Breton, and I suspect that his way of treating Dumbnut the First is partially responsible for his firing
He's not good at making anything useful, but he's been pretty decent at money stuff. Tesla, for example, made most of its money creating EV credits to sell to other companies.
Plus, he does do stuff that certain really rich people like. Twitter, for example, was a giant success if you assume the goal was propaganda all the time.
Someone went long on that here a couple years ago. He seems to have concluded DogeDesigner was some kind of employee. I mean, just on a time basis... He posts a ton.
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This is so tragically unfunny that it makes me ill.
Yeah, it’s a 10 yo believing he won the argument coz he said something random and stupid.
Dont disrespect 10yo like that...they way more smarter than this
Nah, Elon Musk has so much money, so much political power that he doesn't know the concept of repercussions, he can just buy his way out.
He's that one guy everyone is trying to avoid at a party, because he's so fucking unfunny and annoying. No one can stand him, and no one wants him around. So he wanders from group to group, hoping for some attention and approval, but he's not getting any. No one smiles, no one laughs when he joins the conversation. Everyone just falls silent and stands there waiting for him to fuck off again, to the next group.
Do this for 45 years or so, and you get what Elon Musk is now; the most cringe person in the entire history of the universe, and even before that. Yes, Elon Musk is more cringe than any other living creature in our current universe, and the universes before, and after us.
The fact that you get ill from it, is a healthy response to a very sickening event, i.e. Elon Musk being cringe again. There's no need to worry. This reaction is perfectly normal. You need to start worrying if you don't feel ill about it anymore.
And this guy has 100s of billions of dollars so we are all forced to pay attention to him. Hell is Elon Musk following you around for eternity trying to get you to laugh at his epic memes
that clip of him struggling to tell a joke on the Joe Rogan podcast a few months ago has been living in my head rent free. not only is the guy painfully unfunny, but his ability to form sentences is literally on the level of a 10yo. I highly recommend anyone look it up if you want to hear a 50-something supposed super genius struggle to tell a basic joke while firing off elementary school-ass lines like "we don't have any more extra money"
WH aides confirmed this as well, that he was incredibly awkward, try hard, cracking unfunny jokes and that no one wanted him around and complained to Trump’s people to no avail
You know it's bad when Dementia Don's speedfreak toadies think you're uncool and do too many drugs.
He’s the guy at the party who is gonna get his AI to tell dirty jokes for him
the only people who would find it NOT funny must be GAE 🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHA
LMAO!!! I'M SO FUNNY! I'm glad Musk made comedy illegal again, otherwise I'd be doin' some time! 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! 🥴
Ah that must be why I'm not laughing!
Not because I'm an adult and it's no longer the early 2000s.
TBF, what billionaire has good patter?
I have never seen a funny billionaire, ever.
Fair point. I'm trying to think of one, but no one comes to mind.
There are some billionaires who do good, though (although they are rare exceptions). Maybe they have some sense of humor?
But even among all of the unfunny billionaires, Musk is, by far, the unfunniest. It's not even a close call.
You’re just trying too make comedy illegal, admit it
I’m calling the cringe department.
lol epic bacon sir 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daily reminder that this man is 54
And yet he has the maturity and sense of humour of someone 40 years younger!
That’s a bit harsh
I was much funnier at 14 than this pile of excrement is at 54
Reminder that Elon made likes private on Xitter because he forgot to switch to an alt account before upvoting a post of anime teens showing their underwear
Imagine saying people are gay as an insult in 2026
Especially in the Western world no less
It's not even remotely funny just cringe af
And the cringiest man in the world making that "joke" will ensure it'll never be considered funny ever again.
I legitimately didn’t understand it. Like, oh cool, lots of gay people are represented? That’s neat!
Then I saw who posted it and tried to find the “joke” before realize that was the joke? I was confused, lol
I'm the same age as him, and I'm pretty sure the last time I was dropping homophobic slurs was in the 1980s.
Rolling on the floor laughing, in his underwear, drenched in cooking oil and eating lint from his belly button.
Powerful imagery
Powerfully emetic
Hard agree
He's so pathetic that I almost feel bad for him. Then I remember he unbanned Dom Lucre, a CSAM distributor, and helped get D[REDACTED] T[REDACTED] elected
Oh, Musk, your meme game is strong.
Seriously though Musk, you're an unoriginal, dull and talentless twat. You're not Shane fucking Gillis.
who are these 3 losers?
That's not important. What's important is that they are complete losers.
Is he sure he isn’t rolling around on the floor because he took too much ketamine and shat himself?
Again?
Profoundly stunted little man.
Like a tree growing sideways with the slightest wind
A 13 year old might- might- find this funny. Pedo Guy is well into middle age and this is just sad and pathetic.
Of course Elon Musk uses GIFs from that jackass who recreates other GIFs and has his trolls manipulate social media platforms so his appear first, too.
I'm pleased to see that twat directly associated with Musk now so hopefully it'll stigmatise him to some extent. Fucking fed up of that unnecessary 'acting out phrases' gif shit. You can't just say 'no' any more; you have to waste extra bandwidth and energy with an animation of this loser mouthing the word 'no' as well
Thank you. I was wondering who this gif jerk was and why he was everywhere.
The fact he can't even make his own jokes / gifs is just...
Mf has to steal memes that have existed for 10y just to be relevant
Fuck. This guy is so pathetic.
Before he bought Twitter, Elon desperately tried to be the funniest person on Twitter. He often would crop memes to make it appear they were his creation if there was anything identifying about them. He would steal jokes and make them appear they were his. Attempts that truly came from Musk were wholly unfunny, sometimes cringeworthy, other times just disgusting.
I would call him a giant child, or awkward teen boy, but that is an insult to those groups.
Elon has severe mental issues that are getting worse. He is an absolute, diabolical, liar. FSD, Tesla Roadster, men on Mars by 2026..lies....his lies and his weirdness and awkwardness is seen as some sort of spectrum level genius and make folks follow him like he is the Pied Piper. He is also blatantly racist towards any group outside Caucasians - almost like it is pre WW2 Germany all over again.
Of course, there is a large group of billionaires with the power now to grift at will. He is one of those at the head of the table.
Anyway, he is now too big to fail, at least quickly, without crashing markets. We created this man-child monster and it appears we will be stuck with him for decades.
He’d think Dick in a Box would be a legit present for some worthy lady but thank God he mangled his and can’t do it
WAUW! Le epic trolololol
That gif is funnier than anything Elon's ever said (on purpose).
Of course that dimwit's using BenJammins gifs in his posts.
This guy reaching new levels of being pathetic is beyond my comprehension
What do you expect from a man-child who thinks "cis" is a slur
pathetic
The comedian that laughs loudest at his own “joke” while the audience is deafeningly silent.
Y'all still use the Swastiker app?
No, I come here to point and laugh. You?
"You are a stupid bitch", he said and was rolling on the floor. He just invented another unimaginable great insult. Nobody saw it coming. He is far ahead in the insult game
I wonder if he used Grok to come up with that epic roast.
*le epic roast
FIFY.
oh and let's engage in a bit of homophobia while we're at it.... coming from a neo nazi man child it's not surprising
I really wish the EU would ban X(crement)
💯
Only thing more insane than a nazi is a nazi on meth
Nearly all the Nazis were on meth, so this is redundant
It's no surprise he's homophobic along with transphobic, sexist and racist.
and a gif of that fuckass founding father guy as the final nail in the coffin for how unfunny that tweet is
Ah yes, the pinnacle of humour. Calling something "gay." 😬
What a douche canoe.
I'm sure fellow techno-fascist Peter Thiel would be impressed.
tbf "douche canoe" is not much better
https://preview.redd.it/q017pu2n1e8g1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40894d0b707aee2b6dcc8d91981b84a21db90eeb
Him and one of his bootlickers laughing at an elementary school joke. Pathetic.
Post a 14 year old would make in 2018
high af, pissing himself
Like a 13 yo whose balls haven't dropped and who thinks they're hardcore because they typed "boobs" into the search bar on Google
Glad his incel circle jerk found it funny I guess
Does he have Deep Thought as his profile picture? That seems blasphemous
It is so weird seeing a man in his mid 50's and more personal wealth than anyone on the planet (and perhaps in human history?) make the same social mistakes the class pariah did in fifth grade. Again. And again. And again. Surely all the acid, molly, ketamine and blow doesn't help things, so I guess a fifth grader has that advantage over him, but this man is unfathomably stupid.
It's like he's minmaxing the simulation and found a way to max personal wealth if you can get your charisma stat to negative ten.
Odd odd duck 🦆
Elon is such a fucking loser that I sided with Thierry Breton. I really don’t like Thierry Breton, and I suspect that his way of treating Dumbnut the First is partially responsible for his firing
What I don’t understand is why our EU politicians still use this pointless app?
They can still regulate the shit out of it and even triple the fines, but why do they bother contributing “content” there?
Just use everything else that isn’t Xcrement…
It is like he got some positive reinforcement on a joke he made 25 years ago and just has not developed socially since.
Bad jokes have an expiration date.
it’s just like Dr. Evil.
where is Austin Powers when you need him?
Even Gen Z 4chan brats think this is beyond lame
80 yr old btw
i hope he visits this sub, read the comments, and feel bad about himself.
elon “i just hate trans people, i’m cool with the gays” musk
Dude, how did this man become a billionaire??? Genuine question, I can’t figure out how someone with such a low IQ got here?!!!
He's not good at making anything useful, but he's been pretty decent at money stuff. Tesla, for example, made most of its money creating EV credits to sell to other companies.
Plus, he does do stuff that certain really rich people like. Twitter, for example, was a giant success if you assume the goal was propaganda all the time.
He is such a fucking child. All people in the maga cult are.
So this is what iFunny is :O
Wow, that’s not even remotely funny at all, and not because it’s edgy or insulting. It’s more like a stupid non-sequitur.
On course to be the world's first trillionaire and he's using his alt account to laugh as his own gay joke that no one except him finds funny.
Loser forgot to switch to the other account...
I feel like he meant to switch accounts so it looked like someone else said it but forgot
I remember seeing and hearing similar things around the early 2010’s. Elon just never developed mentally beyond the mind of a 13 year old
Good Lord, what a pathetic man-child.
I puked cringe 🤢
Better gay than a Nazi, my dear ... 😉
He has such a sophisticated sense of humour. Not in the least bit childish
Guys, he was “literally” rolling on the floor. Sure, Jan…
"wdym the EU has strong regulations in place so as to make assholes like me less likely to fuck everyone over ???!!!?? THAT'S GAY"
He propably has a mental age of 14
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Is this another Adrian Dittman sock puppet account?
Someone went long on that here a couple years ago. He seems to have concluded DogeDesigner was some kind of employee. I mean, just on a time basis... He posts a ton.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/16i4s5d/using_investigative_journalism_to_answer_the/
I need the Baby Furs to beat his ass again
He's such a child lmao
As if I needed more of a reason to hate Benjammins gifs
Why is he so f'n stupid?