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  • 121 points AbbeyRoad75

    He’d need a security clearance to be a crossing guard. He’s not qualified.

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    44 points AccomplishedWonder1

    That’s actually a good point

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    22 points Shiftymennoknight

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    6 points km_ikl

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  • 30 points Ambitious-Body8133

    Alright, this one made me laugh out loud. Well done.

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  • 24 points km_ikl

    Perfect.

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  • 8 points hessian_prince

    Why would we give him a Christmas present? According to him, people should earn something on merit. Not like he’d know anything about that.

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    5 points Overwatchingu

    It’s not a handout it’s a corporate subsidy! They’re totally different just trust me.

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  • 7 points PopesParadise

    Smile of the day for me

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  • 5 points Overwatchingu

    Is this to ensure the safety of MP’s while they cross the floor or to give him a fall back job if the leadership review doesn’t go well?

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  • 2 points eklumpner

    Maybe it was the secret santa gift Michel Ma was supposed bring the Con Christmas party

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  • 1 points KDKid82

    This would be so nice to see. And assign him the intersection directly in front of the House of Commons, or even better, Stornoway House.

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  • 1 points rainorshinedogs

    But but but but but but he looks so buff in a t shirt!

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  • 1 points ShineGlassworks

    It’s from yo daddy, lil pp.

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